Luna woke up to the wierdest thing ever. Colors were EVERYWHERE and COLORFUL and stuff. Mushroom people and turtle dudes were scattered around randomly, looking at her like 'dude wtf is this bitch' and conversing with each other. "Liek OMG dis iz liek wen i waz on drugzzz..." She sez. Then she seaz that shes a turtul too and is all liek 'omg cool.' (Think, Bowser recolor with giant tits even though she's a REPTILE) And she haz wings and breathes AIR!11
She sat there all stupid and then was like 'omg where's the cut marks on my wrists?' And she cut herself. She healed immediately and was all liek "YAYZ! I'M INVINCIBLE!111"
She jumped off a cliff but couldn't fly because she weighed 8,000 pounds. But she did make a good-sized crater, though.
Volchellsky randomly spawned out of nowhere and looked at the mush-filled crater below him/her-self. "I thought you agreed to torture the bitch first." He/she said.
Oh, but I will...