Naruto went to the kitchen and made some tea keeping his whole body on full alert. The slightest sound or burst of chakra Naruto had to first warn the Hokage (He had a shadow clone on standby) and try to stop any violence between the remaining Uchiha or else all of Konoha was in danger. When he reentered the room both Uchihas were sitting quite calmly but he could they both had their Sharingan active. He poured the hot (1) water on both their heads. "Stop that before you both go blind! (2)" he said to the two boys who were scratching at their scalps trying to ease the pain (3).

When their heads stopped burning they gave Naruto twin death glares. "Yours doesn't have as much of an edge since that day."The Kyuubi noted possessing the clone that was supposed to warn the Hokage. Sasuke redirected the glare getting a dark chuckle in return.

"You must be The Nine Tailed Fox demon." Itachi said a hint of respect in his voice.

"That I am. Now give me one good reason I shouldn't rip your throat out."

"Why would you want to do that?"

"I don't know… you did hunt down a few of my kinsmen (4) and kill the Kazekage."

"That wasn't me personally. I just happened to be of the same group." The air was getting dangerous and Naruto moved closer to Sasuke subconsciously seeking his protection. Sasuke moved a little in front of Naruto completely willing to use his own body as a defense. The tension in the air dissolved. "Who would have thought? My little brother attracted to another male."

"Wha-?" Naruto and Sasuke said in unison.

"God damn it fox! Can't you do anything with some ulterior motive!" Naruto said realizing what was going on.

Sasuke relaxed. "Should have known." He said shaking his head at his own idiocy.

(Naruto: Wait, I'm lost is this before or after Shippuden starts? Abel: Idk (5) *Tears* Just go with it!)

There was an annoyed silence. "So why are you here?" Naruto asked.

"The Akatsuki plan to destroy the leaf and everybody in it. They have found a way to copy the demon chakra (6). They plan to push you over the edge and copy The Kyuubi in it's full out rage mode."

There was another silence. The house seemed to be getting a lot of that today. "Thanks for the warning." Naruto said.

"We need to get out of here." Sasuke said.

"No!" Naruto clenched his fists. "All I've done is run and hide because of my power! If I'm going to die I want it to be in the leaf village. When will the attack happen?"

"We have a year and a half (7)." Itachi said.

"Kyuubi? Give Tsunade this information and have her prepare the village for evacuation when the time comes." The Kyuubi nodded and disappeared. "We've got a year and a half. What can you teach me?" he asked the Uchihas.

Wow There's A Lot This Time!

1. It Was Originally Piping Hot But Who Seriously Says That

2. Yes. That Is A Masturbation Joke Xp

3. I Have No Clue Why People Do This. I Do It In The Shower When I Have The Water Too Hot (No This Is Not A Masturbation Joke. Unless You Want It To Be)

4. Are The Other Demons His Kinsmen Or What…?

5. I Seriously Say Idk. I Never Say I Don't Know

6. This Idea Came From Another Story I Wrote But That Notebook Is Somewhere In The Void It Fell In When I Summoned Naruto T.T

7. It Was Supposed To Be A Week But I Was Feeling Happy.

A/N: Sorry That Took So Long Been Busy With The Holiday. Soooo Yeah.

Sasuke: Stop Fucking Giggling!

Abel: *Giggles* I Can't Help It!

Naruto: You Know You Still Have That Spellbinder Around Your Neck?

Abel: That's Nice *Giggles*

Sasuke: Abel's Boyfriend Drove Him Home Today So He's Being Useless. I Think I Prefer The Emo Fairies.

Naruto: Sasuke Quit Being Mean.

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