Luna woke up again and looked down at the cliff she'd just jumped off of.
Grambi apeared to her. "Don't do that again, dumbass." He said.
"FUCK YOU I COULD DO WHATEVR I WANT!1111" Luna screamed and jumped off again. This time instead of dying and losing a life, she felt all the pain of falling 300,000 feet at nearly the speed of sound.
"Owwie!" She said. Luna looks up and is all like "OH NO HOW CAN I GET UP AGAIN"
She looked around the valley. It was getting dark and she was scared.
"Oh, I'm just a useless, undeveloped female character! I DUN WANNA DIE!" She broke down and sobs. "I WANT MY BF !1111111111"
Something rustles in the bushes and she looks up.
Standing before her was the most handsome creature she'd ever seen, liek EVUR. His majestic primary-colored mohawk stood proudly. (Oh gawd, I can't write like this...)
Luna started to drool. "Ohhh, hellooo~!" She said in her obnoxious grating, high-pitched voice.
Lemmy smiled nervously. "H-hi to you to-" Then he caught sight of her ginormous tits and stares, growing increasingly terrified by the second.
But Luna's a retard and is all like "u liek 'em? LETS YIFF LOLOL"
Lemmy runs away crying for his daddy, leaving our poor protagonist all alone.
"no1 luvz meee..." she sobs. "OH I WISH SOME1 WOULD CARE ABOWT MEEE~~!" She says, expecting something magical to happen because this is a fanfiction.
Hah, what a loser.