Luna trudged along, leaving rivers of tears behind her. She didn't feel it getting hotter and OMG! SHE FALLS OFF A CLIFF!111oneone
Instead of falling into the lava, a magical sparkling light and Justin Beiber music save her. (That's some hardcore shit, gaiz...) She finds herself in the arms of yet another handsome creature. His muscles tense around her in surprise, so strong yet she knew they could always be used to protect her... (Not Morton yet, ok?)
Ludwig looked at the pathetic creature he'd just saved, frowning disgustedly.
Luna is in his arms, giggling giddilly. "oh, THANK youuuuu~!" She says, every vowel punctuated with a screech. "now wat shud i do 2 REEEEAALLYY thank u~?" She purr-grates, puffing out her chest in his face. She doesn't even get her arm around him when he chucks her into a wall, cussing in some foreign language.
Luna stays on the ground, sobbing. "BAAAAWWWWW Y U NO LIEK MAI TITS?" She screech-cries at Ludwig, who cringes at each word.
"You act like a complete whore! Do you think I could stand five seconds, much less five hours (lol) with a complete Mary Sue such as you?"
Luna stamps her feet (she's standing now gaiz) , whining like the total bitch she is. "BUT UR SUPOSED 2 LUV MEEEEEE!"
"No, I am most certainly not."
"BUT WHYYYYYYYY?"
"Because I'm gay." And with that, he walks away. (Hah, that rhymes!)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111 MAI ONLY WEAKNESS!1111111" Luna screams and dies. She respawns back over the lava pit, where she dies an agonizing slow death. Then she respawns back at the wall Ludwig smashed her into. Her blood is everywhere, but she still looks perfect (according to herself) and SOOO GORGEOUS.
she sees a castle and is all liek 'cool im going there' so she starts going
the adventure will continue SUBSCRIBE 2 ME GAIZ I NEED SUPPORT!111
[[Note: I've got nothing against Ludwig or gays. Just picking on Luna!]]