Monica took the crumpled package and sat down on the sofa.
"Richard." She gasped. Trembling, she tore the envelope open, she reached inside and paused.
"No Monica, you chose Chandler. Stop it. Get your damn head in gear and burn the piece of crap." She carried the envelope to the stove, put the envelope in the oven and walked away into her bedroom. Five seconds later she ran across the room and yanked the oven open. Grabbing the envelope, she leapt across the room and into the bathroom, slamming the door behind her. Half an hour later she staggered out the bathroom looking dazed. She reached for the phone and dialled. The answer phone clicked straight in.
"Richard, it's me Monica...listen we're having a party tomorrow and I was wondering if you wanted to come. You know, for old times' sake...so yeah. You know what, never mind, this was a stupid, STUPID idea...it doesn't matt-"
"Monica?" Richard's voice cut in. Monica slammed the phone down.
"Crap."
"Ursula? What are you doing here?"
"Phoebe?" Ursula lifted her head and saw Phoebe stood with half a tub of fruit in her hand, "Okay first...put the tub down."
"Why?"
"I do not want it used as a weapon against me."
"What? Why would I?"
"JUST PUT THE DAMN FRUIT DOWN!" Ursula screeched. Phoebe dropped the fruit. "Okay good, now step away from the fruit!"
"Ursula, what's going on?"
"Uh yeah, oh wait, is this not my apartment? Oh god, you know what this is just a terrible, I'm just gonna leave." Ursula stood and started picking up her handbag.
"No wait a second, you mentioned Mike, and you remembered his name."
"I did? Oh pssh, fluke. So uh yeah, bye." Phoebe picked up the tub of fruit.
"STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE, OR I WILL POUR THIS JUICE ON YOUR HAIR!" Ursula froze, "Please, just tell me what's going on."
"Mike and me, we're having an affair."
Rachel dropped the towel and started putting her bra on, she struggled before eventually getting the clasp together.
"Huh. I only bought this last week, and it fit. Cut down on the cheese cakes I guess. Damn cheese cakes. I could eat one of those right now. Hah! You'd almost think I was craving them!" Rachel froze, "Oh my god." She slowly bent down to her drawers and pulled out a pregnancy test.