I Kaida-chan does not own anything related to FMA. Except 2 pictures... that i drew... FML. i'm such a fail... *goes and sulks in a corner like Tamaki-senpai and grows mushrooms in the closet*
The Aftermath
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#5
Day Zero- START
T'was the night before a huge celebration, and our dear friends of the military, well, they were doing paperwork…
"Lieutenant tomorrow's the first day of the festival honoring the military right?"
"That would be correct sir. Any other stupid questions you'd like to ask?" she said in a bland tone with some unheard side-comments.
"Do I have any time off?" Roy asked innocently.
"No sick leave, but you do have a day of vacation time." She replied.
"In that case; hasta la vista Riza! I shall greatly enjoy the 3 day festival!" he said jumping up and laughing proudly at his genius plan.
"Sir, you still have paperwork to do!" she yelled as he ran out of the room.
"They're for the damn festival anyway!" were the last words she heard from him that day.
Day 1- Food
"Ah, my subordinates are missing out. Such a shame." Roy said to himself as he wondered around picking up food samples as he went.
"Mister! Mister! Would you like to sign up for the raffle that will be held the day after tomorrow?"
"Of course!" Roy said gleefully, he had missed out on many chances to win free things in the past because of work, but not this time!"
Day 2- Souvenirs
"Hmm, I'm sure Breda would love this dog sculpture, after all, dogs are man's best friend!" he said before going into his speal about dogs"
Thus Roy continued his expedition for souvenirs.
Day 3- Raffles!
"Number… 1056!"
"THAT'S MEEE!" he sang before running up to claim his gift card of 100 senz at his favorite bar.
Day 4- FINISH
"I'm back my dear subordinates!"
And it was silent… Not a reply back… Exploring the room he discovered no one was there. Then he got to his desk, or what would have been his desk if there were no endless piles of paper. Walking around he saw his entire desk was covered in paper, not a single sliver of brown anyway. He heard the sound of a full clip being loaded into a gun, then the hammer being clicked and finally, felt a cold circular piece of metal being pushed into the side of his head.
"Hi Riza!" Roy said nervously with faux cheer.
"I assume you realize why I'm doing this?"
"Not a clue!"
"Stop being an idiot and do your paperwork." She said coldly. "Your subordinates are currently on a week long vacation. I on the other hand had to stay behind to make sure you finished this."
"I'll be going home to pack the-"
"Finish. The paperwork. Please." The last word had a large feeling of annoyance along with it.
"But Lieute-"
"Colonel. Do not make me ask again."
"Fine…"
"Thank you" she said with a sigh. Grabbing a stack of papers she went to her desk and started working.
"You were given an option to stay or go on vacation by the Fuhrer; weren't you Lieutenant…?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about. An order is an order." Riza scoffed.
"Ok then." He replied before starting the long task ahead of him. "Hey are we allowed to go on vacation after we finish?" he said after a long silence.
"If you finish, I'd assume you'll have to talk to the Fuhrer. I don't have all the answers."
"Well you have the ones I need, even if they're scarred with memories and nightmares…" he thought sadly.
OWARI
Aaaand that's a wrap! XD i'm so weird... right, well... I'M SO SORRY PLEASE DON'T KILL MEEEE! I BEG OF YOU! *freaking out and sobbing hysterically in a dark corner of my room* i literally just typed this chapter... i wasn't able to get anything done while i was away T-T DONT KILL MEE! I DONT NEED TO DIE YET! ok well i do but that's for a different reason actually, but still!
I NEED YOU TO REVIEW AND GIVE ME IDEAS OR I WONT BE ABLE TO FINISH THIS! I NEED MOTIVATION! -Death threats have been sent and noted, they do not give me much incentive. however ideas and critique will provide the needed energy to spur this story on given that the author has almost literally had no sleep for the last week and a half-
So now that my spaziness has ended... Umm... I'm back? hi? nice to see you all reading my story? idk... i'm running on sugar (THE MONSTER NEEDS SUGAR TO LIIIIIIIVE! -sorry-) and desperately need sleep. so this was actually planned out at 2AM this morning as i stared at my ceiling, around 4 i started pacing my room... it has not been a good monday... so aaaanyway... sorry about the story ending up kinda sad... like i said, no sleep for about 10 days+sugar nutrition+summer=stories with absolutely no plot and direction whatsoever... happy summer to all -its freaking hot here... so damn sunny its suffocating, there's no humidity either! which makes it so much worse... XP its sad that my room slowly rises to the low 80s by the end of the day and the blinds are closed... right spazzing i should reeeally stop talking now-
Kaida-chan *melts/dies of sleep deprivation/dies in of sugar overload/dies in general/etc.*