"Though I appreciate the thought I would rather spend my last night of single hood at home with a good book or maybe even possibly…with my wife!" Kyouya said with a tinge of an attitude as he was being led into a hotel room by Hikaru and Kaoru.
"Oh come you'll love it!" Kaoru chuckled.
"It's only fair we throw you one since we threw one for Hunny." Hikaru chimed in.
"If you recall the stripper ended up crying because Hunny went straight for the cake after she jumped out and went into a sugar coma." Kyouya pointed out.
"That cake was good." Hunny said dreamily behind them as they entered the room that was booked for the night.
"This is your last night to let all your carnal desires run wild in front of you best friends. It's the night you'll look back on when you're old and wrinkly as one of the best nights of your life!" Tamaki explained as he wrapped an arm around Kyouya's shoulder.
"Unlike you I'm not a closet pervert." Kyouya deadpanned sending Tamaki in search of a corner.
"HA!!! He got you milord!" The twins laughed.
"Wheres Mori?" Kyouya asked as he looked around for a single sane person to help him out of this mess.
"Takashi said that he had plans but would try to come by later." Hunny explained.
"Lucky him." Kyouya thought as he was pushed down into a seat into the middle of the room and the twins waggled their eyebrows at him.
"The entertainment should be here soon, we got one of the best in the business." Hikaru said rubbing his hands togther evily.
"I hope there's cake." Hunny drooled.
"I hope there's asprin." Kyouya said to himself as he squeezed the bridge of his nose feeling a headache come on.
Meanwhile 4 doors down in the same hotel a bachelorette party was being held.
"Suka gave me explicit instructions on what to do since she had some plans to attend to, so don't whine so much." Fuyumi hushed as she sat Nika down.
"Why would I want to spend my last night as Nika Cho with some strangers junk in my face and my friends screaming for him to take it off?"
"Because it's traditional for the friends of the bride to completely and utterly embarrass the bride the day before she gets married so we can always have something to hang over her head for years to come." Haruhi deadpanned with a slight smile.
"Ok then I'm out!" Nika said trying to escape only to be pulled back by Éclair.
"Oh come on it will be fun, plus I brought mask for everyone to wear so it won't be so weird." She said playfully passing around expensive and flamboyant mask to everyone.
"This from the woman who almost was charged for cannibalism, because no one told the stripper about your sweet tooth when he put wipcream on himself at your bachlorette party." Nika said with hands on her hips.
"He didn't have that many bites…plus it was a waste of wipcream." Éclair tried to defend herself with a giggle.
"I don't know if I should laugh or be severely creeped out." Nika thought to herself.
"You know Kyouya is having a bachelor party right now and knowing Hikaru and Kaoru it's obvious how that's going to turn out." Haruhi said trying to coax Nika into staying.
Nika merely turned on her cell phone and sat down.
"What was that about?" Fuyumi asked.
"Just in case Kyouya needs some help moving bodies, he can just call me." Nika smiled causing the other girls to shiver.
"I think that's the guy now, put your masks on ladies." Fuyumi said happily as a knock was heard on the door.
"I just wanted to spend the night with my husband." Nika sighed to herself as she put the mask on.
"Get ready for the vivacious, the sexy, the godess herself Aphrodite!" Hikaru and Kaoru yelled as they opened the door and there stood a tall and curvaceous woman wearing a pink and white Kimono that seemed a little too tight and short on her to be worn comfortably. She also had a geisha mask on.
"Where have I seen that Kimono before?" Kyouya asked himself as he stayed seated while the other guys hooted and hollered.
"Have you all been good little boys?" She asked in a silkily voice that Kyouya knew he heard before.
Tamaki was the first one to nod yes and give the stripper a kiss on the hand which the twins and her all looked at him like he was on something.
"..O..K, I heard that someone here is going to get married soon. So who's the lucky boy?" She asked as she twirled the sash that was holding her Kimono closed as Tamaki floated off to the side.
"He's sitting right there." Hunny said somewhat sadly when he realized there would be no cake.
Kyouya was completely oblivious to what was going on around him as he wracked his brain trying to figure out why this woman seemed so familiar.
"Hey there big boy, why don't you pay some attention to little old me?" The woman asked as she plopped herself on Kyouya's lap and swept her straight black hair over her shoulders and locked her brown eyes on Kyouya's.
"Suka?" Kyouya asked finally putting the pieces together.
"Was wondering when you'd relize big boy!" Suka said happily as she wrapped her arms around Kyouya and rubbed her boobs in his face making his hair and glasses disheveled.
"Oh my god!" The twins said in unison as they slapped themselves on the forehead.
They had been working with Suka for 3 years now and knew no excuse would cut it for the demon king.
Kyouya quickly pushed Suka away from him uncaring about his disheveled appearance and stared daggers at the twins.
"We didn't know!!" They cried.
Tamaki would have interjected if he was not passed out from the joy of kissing a common strippers hand.
"Hunny, I will give you 5 of the cakes the stripper from your party came out of if by the time I get back Hikaru and Kaoru are unconscious." Kyouya said as he grabbed Suka by the hand and left the room.
"You wouldn't do that right Hunny?" Hikaru asked as Hunny chuckled darkly and cracked his knuckles.
"Milord do something!" Kaoru screamed.
"Heh…so pretty….heh…heh" Tamaki mumbled unconscious as Hunny made his way to the twins.
"Since I know you like em' tall dark and handsome I bring to you Dark Stallion!"
Fuyumi yelled opening the door to reveal a tall man in a cape and black leather pants with a face mask on, he had jet black hair that was somewhat spiky and a stoic handsomeness that made you think he never spoke in his life.
The man walked in and bowed to the ladies making all of them scream except Éclair.
"I was hoping he'd have wipcream." She said with a pout.
Nika sat down with a raised eyebrow as he and the stripper looked at each other for a second and she could have sworn he blushed.
"I know your heart is with Kyouya but try to have some fun, Suka probably paid a lot for him to be here." Haruhi said to Nika with a pat on the arm.
Nika sighed and swallowed her anxiety and apprehension.
"If Kyouya can do it so can I!" Nika said to herself as she stood up only to find herself flopped over his shoulder and spun in circles as he spanked her almost playfully.
"Oh my god!" Nika screamed bug-eyed at her predicament.
"Wait I know this shoulder…this seems so familiar." Nika thought to herself as she was lowered back down into a chair and he removed his cape slowly and deliberately.
Nika could now see his broad muscled chest clearly and the looked up into the face of the man who seemed to speak with his action and eyes.
"Mori??!" Nika screamed covering her mouth in shock.
Everyone went silent and Mori's hands froze from the action of ripping his pants off as all the girls took off their masks and he sweated nervously.
"Mori…this is unexpected." Haruhi said blinking in surprise.
There was an air of awkwardness as no one moved or breathed and Éclair seemed to pull a lollipop out of thin air and chewed on it happily awaiting the outcome of the situation.
"Ha..hahahahahahaha" Nika busted out laughing holding her sides.
Mori hung his head low and decided to pick the laughing Nika up over his shoulder and walk out of the room leaving everyone stunned.
"Please..dont tell Kyouya" Mori pleaded after closing the door.
"Are you sure she'll be here…" Kyouya said only to be shocked still at seeing Nika crying in laughter and still over the shoulder of a tall muscled man.
"If I knew he would be that hot I would have canceled." Suka said to herself with a smirk.
"Nika?" Kyouya asked making Nika stop laughing and stare at him and Suka in wonderment.
The awkward silence was only broken by a mans scream from a room behind Kyouya and a fit of laughter from the room next to Nika.
"I believe I have someone that belongs to you." Kyouya and Nika said in unison pointing to their prospective "strippers."
Mori let Nika off his shoulder and stood facing Kyouya wondering exactly what was going to happen.
"I don't even want to know…why is your face so red?" Kyouya asked Nika who was still trying to hold in laughter.
"Why are your glasses and hair messed up?" Nika retorted.
Kyouya and Nika locked eyes and just shook their heads as he reached out for her hand and they left leaving Suka and Mori In the hallway half naked.
"Oh Suka…burn that dress please." Nika called back with a tinge of darkness in her voice.
"So…I see you know Nika." Suka said as she traced a finger up Mori's chest.
"…Hai." Was all Mori could say in shock of the blatant come-on from the older woman.
"I ordered an extra room to change into…why don't I see if I can scrounge up some clothes for you." Suka chuckled as she put her arm in Mori's and walked off to her private room.
Mori walked off with her in nervous fright and with a slight attraction towards the positively cute Kimono she was wearing that hugged her in all the right places.
The future bride and groom however went home and sat on a couch with Kyouya reading as Nika fell asleep on his lap.
(a/n: i..guess it's official now huh. sniff…I'm going to miss you all so much! I wuve youuuuuuuu I'm actually crying over here. I loved writing this story and interacting with my readers but hopefully I'll see some of you in the "Wild meets wild" review page if I don't then feel free to message me. And as incentive I present to you an excerpt from "wild meets wild") Zell-chan
Chapter 2 of "Wild Meets Wild"
"Oh oniisan you've grown so much! It's been so long ,I'm surprised you remember me." The young girl said with glee as she sat on her knees being huggled by a happy hunny.
"So your Mika yasuki I presume." Kyoya said coming out of a back room with a bundle of what looked like magazines.
"Usa-chan when did you change your name?" Hunny asked her in his own cute way making little bunny sand flowers pop up all around him.
"Well after my okaasan took me away from you we moved to New York in America. I was living there until a year ago when my mother married Mr. yasuki-san and he adopted me." Mika explained.
"Oh! So you're staying in Japan now!" Hunny exclaimed utterly joyous.
Mika nodded her head yes earning another hug from Hunny.
Meanwhile Haruhi was going to get the tea tray to offer their new guest some tea when she noticed that the young girls' bunny tail was wagging furiously. Haruhi's eyes grew big and she sweat dropped as dread lines appeared on her face.
"What's wrong Haruhi?" The twins asked her and when she pointed to the Mikas' tail they all sweat dropped.
"H-how does she do that?" Haruhi asked making Mika look behind her as Hunny ran to the room he came out of.
"It's a secret." Mika winked standing up cheerfully to collect the bundle from kyoya.
"May I ask what kind of club this is that makes my oneesan seems to want me to come here for her even when she has a fever?" Mika asked as she undid the bundle to look.
Kyouya smirked and fixed his glasses creating a glare. "This is.." Kyoya started but was cut off by Tamaki who kneeled and kissed Mikas' hand.
"We are a club who cater to every delicate flowers whim. A group of men blessed with good looks who only serve in the hopes to make the hearts of young girls like you skip a beat." Tamaki dramatically said looking into Mikas eyes as flowers bloomed around them and he began to sparkle.
"So you're a manwhore?" Mika asked not missing a beat.
(a/n: If you liked that sneak peek then feel free to join me at "Wild Meets Wild" Which I will be updating soon as it is now off hiatus.) zell-chan