Author's Note: This whole chapter is in Wendy's point of view (POV)
I hung up. Then soon I started dialing.
"Hello?" greeted a voice.
"Stan." I said.
"Who is this?" he questioned.
I forgot that I'm not using my cellphone. I still talk to him though.
"It's me Wendy."
"Hey Wendy. Where were you and why didn't you call me a long time ago?" he asked.
"Sorry. I guess I was studying with Craig a little too much. Plus I just called my dad. He said
no." I confessed.
"It's okay." he told me in a forgiving voice.
"Heh, did we have any homework for english class?" I asked.
"I don't know. You should ask Kyle because he is the smartest guy in our class." he said.
It was true. Kyle Broflovski was the valevictorian in our class. I was the saludictorian. Whenever someone in our english, U.S. history, and physics class forgot their homework they will try to copy his homework. If they fail at copying his homework then they will copy mine. I refused to let them copy it. They called me a bitch for the first month of school. Then they got used to it and did their homework at home.
"Well, yeah but I feel too lazy to call him or check my planner." I laughed.
"Damn I wished I know what our homework was." he said in a dissappointing voice.
"If we're lucky we might not have any homework!" I chimed.
"I hope we are. Yeah so I'll see ya tomorrow?"
"Yes." I spoke in a hopeful voice. I hung up the phone and put it back on it's charger. I turned on my computer and went on facebook. I checked the News Feed and my friend invites.
I only have one invite. It was from Craig. I never knew he had a facebook. I really don't know anything about him at all except the fact that he is a stoic deliquent that constantly flips people off. I accepted it. I soon read something.
Bebe Stevens is in a relationship with Clyde Donovan.
Bebe is already dating Clyde again. She is only doing it for the shoes he will give her when they are dating. Poor Clyde. I felt bad for him being used. He actually likes her. Back in 7th grade he only liked her for her body. Then soon he started liking her for herself. Bebe knew he liked her so she took advantage of it. Oh well.
I scrolled down the page.
Clyde Donovan
Going to Taco Bell with Bebe Stevens! Gonna eat alot of tacos tonite! :D
Butters Scotch
grounded again... ):
Ruby Tucker
i saw a guy who almost went in a girls drawers today
guess whos the perv c:
3 people like this
10 comments
I started reading the comments.
Heidi Turner
Kenny?
6 people like this
Kevin Stoley
It has to be kenny cuz he is always looking at porn at school
2 people like this
Ruby Tucker
hint: it is not kenny! :U
Kenny McCormick
yeah i know its not me but would still do it ;)
5 people like this
Bebe Stevens
well which girl's drawers did he almost look at? :o
Ruby Tucker
someone you might know bebe?
you know her very well
Heidi Turner
Lola?
Rebecca Red Tucker
wendy
Ruby Tucker likes this
Stan Marsh
WTF!
3 people like this
Eric AWESOME Cartman
told you ur girlfriend is a hippie whore xD
Eric AWESOME Cartman likes this
Stan Marsh
well whos the fucking perv :O
Kenny McCormick
just to put this straight it is not me!
Kyle Broflovski
fatass
7 people like this
Eric AWESOME Cartman
kike
Kenny McCormick
craig? idk im just guessing random people :P
Ruby Tucker likes this
Ruby Tucker
YAY! now we know who the people we were talking about are :D
Wendy Testaburger
how do you know this? :c
Ruby Tucker
i saw craig did it while u were getting ur bag
I was furious. I shouldn't have added Craig as a friend. Now I know he is a pervert. Then soon I went to Craig's profile page. I see a picture of the chullo wearing boy showing the birdie tothe camera.
Craig Tucker
Born in January 25th 1995
I skipped the wall post. I saw so much wall posts about his almost 'victory'.
Kenny McCormick
you almost saw her thongs ;)
4 people like this
I read the comments once again.
Craig Tucker
how do you know she has thongs?
Kenny McCormick
just guessing but hey im might be right ;D
Craig Tucker and 6 others like this
Craig Tucker
i just wished my fucking sister didnt saw this and spread this all around facebook
Ruby Tucker
U JELLY? :D
11 people like this
I really don't want to read anymore. So I posted something.
Wendy Testaburger
TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO READ Ruby Tucker 's POST! I AM NOT DATING CRAIG! NOR DID I LET HIM LOOK INSIDE MY DRAWERS TO SEE MY UNDERWEAR! I JUST HOPE SOME PEOPLE CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WHORE AND A PERV! D:
Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and 3 others like this
I logged off. I at least know that Stan is going to try and protect me. Maybe he might say 'I love you' to me sooner than expected! It's just only a few more days till Valentine's day. Yet, I have strange feelings over the perv. My solution for this. Kiss Craig again and just get the sexual tension out of my system. I just hope kissing him will work like it did when there was sexual tension between me and fat bigot.
another author's note: last chapter there was something called the regents
the regents is a test taken in only new york state yeah i know colorado doesnt take it but i will change it since colorado doesnt do the regents exams im sorry if it all confused you its just that im used to calling my finals regents
and facebook! i dont have a facebook but i always see my friends use it which makes me a loser but hey at least i know what it is and how the layout is!