A Bad Mission
Chapter II -'Training'

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and you're stupid if you thought if one second I did. : )
Warning: This fic has both shounen-ai (and maybe some yaoi, I haven't decided yet) and cross-dressing. If those things offend you I suggest you not read it because if I get any mail complaining that I have guys kissing each other then I'm going to kick the sender's ass.

Rating For Story: Rated 'T' until farther notified (I might change it to 'M', so beware for that.)

Pairings For Story: Sigh, too many. Everyone'll be jumping around alot.
Pairings For This Chapter: none, sorry

Chapter: 2 out of 13+

Words Used In The Story: 2021

DAY ONE

"How can girls move in these?" Naruto asked in irritation after he had once again tripped and fallen on his high heels. "These are killing my feet," he complained. "And how can I get up gracefully with a skirt on?" he asked while he was attempting to get back on his feet.

"Naruto, you're flashing me again," Sasuke warned his teammate after he had seen the orange panties Naruto had on for the fifth time within the hour. "Try and be more careful about getting off your ass."

Naruto had on a blue skirt that reached right above his knees with a white t-shirt and he was wearing two inch long, thick heals with a lot of difficulty.

Sasuke was wearing a very short black dress with spaghetti straps and white three-inch high stiletto heals. Unlike Naruto he had unwavering grace while walking around. He hadn't fallen even once while Naruto had fallen at least ten times.

"I don't see why I can't just perform the sexy jutsu," Naruto comlpained, "I can do it easily and it'll be so much easier than these girl lessons."

"Naruto, you'd have to use your chakra all day," Sasuke explained, "That's too much for even me; there's no way you could manage it."

"I could manage it!" Naruto defended, "You want me to prove it to you?"

"You're doing very well, Sasuke-Chan," their instructor named Yuko both complimented and interrupted at the same time. "Let's try applying make-up now, okay?" she asked Sasuke. "Now Naruto-Chan," she continued, "you must work a little harder at being graceful. Flow when you walk, don't clomp around so much."

"Yes, Ma'am," Naruto accepted with a sigh. The longer he was in heels the clumsier he got. His toes were being pinched painfully and he felt as though his kneecaps would suddenly go the wrong way.

"Now come with me, Sasuke-Chan," Yuko commanded, taking the child by the arm and guiding him over to a make-up table. "Now tell me," she asked, "how much do you know about make-up?"

"Not a lot," Sasuke admitted, sitting down in the chair Yuko held out for him. He stared at all the different containers and colors and felt a little intimidated. How was he supposed to learn about all of this within six days?

"Don't be too panicky," Yuko comforted when she saw the look on her student's face. "This just looks like it will take a lot of time. It's actually quite easy to master with a littler practice."

"Help!" Naruto yelped as he fell yet again. He pounded his fist into the ground in irritation. "Why can't I do this? What's so hard about walking on my toes?" he asked, berating himself.

Yuko sighed, rolled her eyes, and let out a small smile. "I think I'm going to need another women's help. Your partner is named Sakura-Chan, correct? Why don't you see if she'll join you next time?" she asked Sasuke before going off to help Naruto.

DAY TWO

"Hello," Yuko greeted, walking over to where the trio were slowly advancing towards her. "You must be Sakura-Chan," she assumed, taking the girl's hand in hers.

"Yes, it's nice to meet you," Sakura greeted, shaking the woman's hand nervously. "I heard you needed my help. Well, I'm not very womanly myself but I'll try to help with what I can," she said humbly.

"I appreciate that very much," Yuko sighed. "These two can be quite a handful, especially that one," she said, motioning towards Naruto. "Why don't you go help Sasuke-Chan while I help Naruto-Chan?" she suggested. "Sasuke-Chan was just learning how to apply make-up and what would look best on him yesterday. Could you make sure he remembers everything?"

"Of course," Sakura answered, nodded her hand to insure her 'yes' had completely gotten through, for the woman was suddenly only interested in Naruto. "Come on, Sasuke," Sakura said, grabbing hold of his hand, "I want to see you in make up."

"If you don't take this seriously then I'm not going to do it," Sasuke warned, narrowing his eyes at Sakura when he sensed an ulterior motive, "These classes aren't so you can fulfill your weird desires. It's so I can successfully go under cover."

"Relax Sasuke, I know all that already," Sakura shrugged off, ignoring the glare Sasuke threw at her, "I was there when Kakashi-Sensei told you to take these classes, remember?"

Sasuke responded with silence. He calmly sat down in the same chair next to the same make up table he had been at the day before and started reciting everything he had been told.

"Wow Sasuke," Sakura said with admiration when he was done, "You absorb things really fast. I think you know more about make up than I do now."

Please tell me that wasn't supposed to be a compliment Sasuke said to Sakura in his head. Make up wasn't something he was proud to be learning and it wasn't something that could help him with the fight against his brother. It was all worthless, meaningless drivel and he couldn't believe Sakura would be proud that he knew how to be a girl.

"Sasuke retained everything perfectly," Sakura called out to Yuko. "Do you want me to teach him anything else now?" she asked.

"No," Yuko answered, "Let's switch places. Naruto-Chan is still trying to learn to walk. Try getting him to stop stomping around so much, if you could. I'll take over for Sasuke-Chan."

"Alright," Sakura agreed with a great amount of regret. She had wanted to help Sasuke for the whole day, not Naruto.

"Hey Sakura," Naruto greeted brightly, tripping over his own feet while he simply waved his hand. "How do you walk in these?" he asked.

Sakura sighed, it was one of her worst nightmares to be stuck teaching the blonde something. He was such a hardhead! She would have never agreed to do this unless she had thought she could use the time to get to know Sasuke a little better.

"Jesus, Naruto," Sakura sighed, "You just…glide. Stop stampeding around and you'll get it right away."

DAY THREE

"I got it! I got it!" Naruto shouted, jumping up and down with glee. "How do you like that Sasuke! I told you I'd do it and I did! Ha! Ha!"

"Congratulations Naruto," Sasuke mock congratulated, using the girl voice he had been learning, "You have just succeeded in the subtle art of walking."

"You're just jealous I'm so good at it," Naruto boasted, doing a dance to release some excess energy. "Sasuke's jealous! Sasuke's jealous!" he chanted over and over again.

"Stop messing around, Naruto," Sakura demanded, "You need to catch up to Sasuke or we'll be in trouble when we get to the boarding school."

"Yes, you did take longer than I thought you would," Yuko admitted, "Come over here and practice speaking a few octaves higher. You'll be sharing a room with Sasuke-Chan so I guess he can do your make up and plan your outfits."

Fortunately this was one task Naruto learned before Sasuke. Since Sasuke had a lower voice than Naruto he was having trouble making his voice sound believably girly. Naruto, on the other hand, already had a high voice for a guy. He had no trouble making it higher by a few octaves.

"Very good, Naruto-Chan," Yuko congratulated wearing a smile on her face. "Let's go and practice dancing next. Sakura-Chan, will you please stay and help Sasuke-Chan?"

Sakura beamed at the idea of having some alone time with Sasuke. "Sure," she nodded, unable to suppress her happiness.

DAY FOUR

"Stop leading Idiot, it's my turn to be the guy," Sasuke said while trying to push Naruto's elbow out of his face.

"You led last time," Naruto claimed, treading on Sasuke's foot, "It's my turn."

"You have got to be the least graceful person in the history of the world," Sasuke complained, "My feet can't take much more of this."

"Stop complaining," Naruto ordered, getting off step with the music, "It's distracting me." He bit his lip, trying to remedy being off tempo.

"What doesn't distract you?" Sasuke asked with clear irritation in his voice.

"Not everything distracts me," Naruto argued, stepping on Sasuke's foot again.

"Right," Sasuke agreed sarcastically, wincing as Naruto stepped on him yet again, "I forgot. It has to be shiny."

"Shut up, Sasuke," Naruto ordered, "You don't know anything."

It was at that point that Naruto tripped and fell into Sasuke, knocking them both to the floor.

"Thanks Klutz," Sasuke said, trying to stand up. "Get off of me, will you? I need to get up."

"It's your fault," Naruto claimed, "You were distracting me and I couldn't concentrate on the music."

"Now, now," Yuko said, trying to comfort them. "Let's try not to fight. You are both doing very well, especially you, Sasuke-Chan. I think a celebratory feast is in order. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to prepare some food and then I'll educate you in table manners. For now you're free to go home."

"Really?" Naruto asked. "Yippee!" he cried when she nodded her head. "I get a break! Yeah-Who!"

DAY FIVE

"Sip your soup after lightly blowing on it," Yuko instructed, "You must not, under any circumstances slurp it. Elbows off the table, Naruto-Chan."

"Yes Ma'am," Naruto agreed, changing his position so that his elbows were clear of the tabletop.

"I've decided to give you both a day off tomorrow, which means this will be your last class with me," Yuko continued, "Because of that I want to give you your names."

"What?" Naruto asked, a little confused. "I already have a name, I don't need another one. Thank you though," he declined politely.

"She means she wants to give us the names we'll have to use during boarding school, Dofus," Sasuke explained.

"Now, now," Yuko comforted, "Let's not get into a fight. I'm sorry, Naruto-Chan, I should have been clearer. Sasuke-Chan's right. I'm going to reward your hard work with the names you two are going to have to use during your under cover work."

"Sasuke-Chan," Yuko said, turning to face the black haired boy, "I reward your hard work with the name 'Katsumi', which means 'victorious beauty'.

Naruto-Chan," Yuko said in the same fashion, this time turning to the blonde haired boy, "I reward your hard work with the name 'Emiko', meaning 'smiling child'."

"Now, both of you may leave," Yuko granted, turning so she was once again straight in her seat. "You both have my permission to go on this mission. You are both prepared."

Check that shit out! Updated WAY early! If you could see me right now you would see an insane female dressed in male clothing and dancing wildly.

Thank you for the reviews already, but I can never seem to be satisfied, so if you could toss a few more my way that'd be great. I think it might make me dance even more.

I have no idea when chapter three's going to be up, and for that I apologize. Things were pretty hectic before Christmas and they just seem to be getting worse. Please stick with me, I'm hoping to get a more solid scheduling at one point during this story.