I've already gone after Lex, and didn't find him. And got my legs broken. I'm going after the Joker this time. A lot
of people say that the Joker's crazy, and he is. But he's a genius. A homicidal genius.
Target: The Joker
Why: He killed Batman and countless others while helping Lex with the entire plan.
The Joker...He has needed to die for far too long. Like I said, he's a genius, so I going to have to be prepared for
anything. Harley Quinn...I don't know, she just seems so...innocent. She was a normal person, a doctor for that
matter before she fell for the Joker. I don't know why she can't just look at herself and save herself from
madness. In all honesty, I'll try to leave her alive, and see if I can snap her out of it. But if she becomes a
problem...you know what I'll have to do. It's not surprising that they are in Gotham. What surprises me is that
they didn't do anything with the Bat cave and Wayne Manor. Time to get rid of another homicidal maniac.
No-Name arrived at the original Arkham Asylum. No-Name entered the front door and walked inside a dark room.
"There he is!" yelled a familiar voice.
"Joker." said No-Name.
"Heroes like you are no fun, you know that?"
"What?"
"People like you and Batman are too serious."
"Oh, really."
"Sometimes I regret killing old Bats."
No-Name cringed with anger.
"He was very entertaining." said Joker.
No-Name started looking around in the darkness.
"Let's see if your just as fun." said Joker.
Several bright white lights lit the room, temporarily disorientating No-Name. When No-Name was able to see,
Joker punched him in face and kneed him in the gut. When the Joker was about to punch No-Name again,
No-Name grabbed the Joker's on-coming hand and threw him on the ground. No-Name then started kicking Joker
in the stomach, but the Joker grabbed his leg and tripped him. The Joker shot up and started stomping on
No-Name. No-Name shoved the Joker away and picked himself up. No-Name glanced at a wall to his left and saw
many live and cut wires running down it. I'll need to avoid that, he thought. No-Name and Joker then continued to
throw punches and kicks at each other for a few minutes. No-Name then managed to knock Joker on the ground
and drew one of his katanas, only to have it shot out of his hand. No-Name looked over to where he thought the
shot came from. And saw Harley with a pistol.
"Get away from Mr. J!" she yelled.
No-Name started backing away from the Joker, who was still on the floor. Harley then started shooting at
No-Name again but No-Name managed to avoid all the shots, except for one that hit him on the left arm. Harley
started to reload her gun. No-Name saw a figure jump behind Harley, and whacked her in the head. She fell to the
ground unconscious. No-Name saw that the person that saved him, was Catwoman. "What are you doing here?" yelled No-Name.
"Saving you. Again." said Catwoman.
"I'll deal with you in a minute."
No-Name then walked back over to the Joker and started pummeling him again. No-Name then grabbed him and
threw him against the wall...with the lose wires. The Joker yelled in pain as No-Name walked backwards as he
saw the Joker being electrocuted. No-Name walked back over to Catwoman.
"Listen, we don't want your help." said No-Name.
"Yeah, you seem to be doing fine without it." said Catwoman sarcastically.
"Listen you-"
No-Name was cut off by a sound from his communicator.
"Yeah?" said No-Name activating the com-link.
"NO-NAME!" Question yelled into his com-link.
"Question?"
"Luthor's men, they're everywhere!"
"What are you talking about?"
"THERE HERE!"
"I'm on my way!"
"HELE-"
The Question's com-link cut off.
"I need to go!" said No-Name as he rushed out the door.
When No-Name finally made it back to Metropolips, he sprinted to the apartment building and threw open the
door.
"No." No-Name said in shock and awe.
