A Bad Mission
Chapter VI - 'This One's for Dorm Life'

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and you're stupid if you thought if one second I did. : )
Warning: This fic has both shounen-ai (and maybe some yaoi, I haven't decided yet) and cross-dressing. If those things offend you I suggest you not read it because if I get any mail complaining that I have guys kissing each other then I'm going to kick the sender's ass.

Rating For Story: Rated 'T' until farther notified (I might change it to 'M', so beware for that.)

Pairings For This Chapter: None

Sasuke walked into his dorm to find everybody waiting up for him, including Kazuko.

"What happened to you?" Sakura asked with a worried look on her face, "Did that guy catch you?"

"No," Sasuke lied, shrugging his shoulders. "I just decided to go for a walk and I got a little lost," he made up, knowing Naruto would probably make fun of him for getting lost later on in the night. No matter, that story was better than the truth at any rate.

"Come on Ayako," Kazuko urged, getting up from the couch and stretching, "Lights out's soon and if they find us in someone else's dorm we'll get a detention."

"Alright," Sakura agreed, following her dorm mate to the door. "I'm glad you didn't get caught, Katsumi," Sakura added, turning to face Sasuke one last time before slipping out the door after Kazuko.

"The great Sasuke got lost?" Naruto asked, laughing.

"Go to sleep," Sasuke ordered. Suddenly he was extremely tired. "You get the bed so the least you can do is leave me in peace while I attempt to sleep," he bargained when Naruto hadn't moved to go into the bedroom.

"Did you really get lost?" Naruto asked, not believing his teammate because of the simple reason that Sasuke hadn't punched him for laughing at the mistake.

"Yes, Naruto, I got lost, alright? Can't you make fun of me later? I'm tired," Sasuke complained. He was not in any mood to deal with Naruto and his idiocy.

"Yeah, fine," Naruto answered, more capable of believing him now that the Uchiha had yelled at him a little. He turned into the bedroom, leaving Sasuke alone to deal with the problem of finding blankets and pillows for himself.

Sasuke turned onto his side, lifting up his knees to hug himself. Even with the five blankets around him he was cold. The leather wouldn't warm up for him and the blankets didn't seem to help in the least. The couch was just too cold when night fell.

Sasuke got up and looked around for more blankets, but to no avail. Five blankets were as many blankets the dorm was holding save for in the bedroom.

The black haired boy frowned slightly, going over his choices. The couch was too cold, there was no way he could fall asleep, especially not without his sleeping pills to drive away his nightmares. Sakura lived pretty far away and with people patrolling the halls it didn't seem like a good idea to leave the room. Plus, Sasuke had seen for himself that Sakura's dorm had very little room for a third roommate. Sasuke decided to move into a chair. If he was lucky it might turn out to be a tad warmer than the couch.

After twenty minutes of lying on the cold leather of the chair and not getting any warmer Sasuke decided that the chair might possibly be even colder than the couch was.

He thought of his other options. He could sleep in the bathtub, though he highly doubted he could fall asleep on the cold and hard porcelain if he couldn't even fall asleep on the cold but soft leather couch. His mind came up with one last, single option: the king sized that Naruto was sleeping in. It was a big bed and it was bound to be warmer than the couch.

Sasuke sighed, not thinking of any other way to be able to get any sleep that night. He slowly opened the door to the bedroom and quietly walked in, closing the door silently behind him.

"Naruto," Sasuke whispered, deeply regretting what he was about to say. "Naruto," he repeated, this time getting the reaction of the blonde haired boy's eyes fluttering open.

"What do you want Sasuke?" Naruto asked, turning over so his back was facing the Uchiha, "What are you doing in my house?"

Sasuke sighed. Naruto was half asleep and didn't even realize he wasn't in his home any more.

"Naruto," Sasuke said a third time, this time shaking the boy as well.

"Sasuke," Naruto mumbled, "Go away. I'm trying to sleep."

"Naruto," he said a little louder, shaking the boy a little harder.

Naruto just mumbled incohertently.

"Naruto!" Sasuke shouted, punching the boy in the head.

"Hey! What's the big idea?" Naruto asked, rubbing his head and sitting up slightly. "Why'd you wake me up, huh?"

"The couch is really cold," Sasuke answered, not looking Naruto in the face. "I can't sleep when I lie on it," he complained.

"I'm not switching you places," Naruto swore immediately, "No matter what you say I refuse to do it."

"I'm not asking you to switch places with me," Sasuke argued. "It's a big bed and…" he explained farther when his first comment was met with silence.

"Eww, Sasuke, don't be gross," Naruto said, finally obtaining the meaning of what the raven haired boy meant, "I am not sleeping with you."

"You don't have much choice in the matter," Sasuke remarked with irritation coating his voice. "We both need sleep. I can't sleep on the couch. You won't sleep on the couch. It all leads to both of us sleeping in the bed," Sasuke explained.

"Why can't you just sleep on the couch?" Naruto begged him. He really didn't want to share a bed with his sometimes friend/sometimes enemy.

"I told you it's too cold," Sasuke explained. "Now move over so I can have room," he ordered, sliding into bed beside the blonde.

"Sasuke, this feels really weird," Naruto complained after a few moments of silence.

"Deal with it," Sasuke said, annoyed Naruto had woken him up when he had become half-asleep.

"This isn't fair," Naruto complained, "You agreed to sleep on the couch."

"Yeah, well due to certain circumstances the situation changed," Sasuke explained. "So your options are as follows: one: you quiet down and accept the fact that we're sleeping in the same bed or two: you leave the room and find yourself somewhere else to sleep," Sasuke said, giving Naruto the only choices he had.

"Why can't you move out?" Naruto said in a way that made Sasuke sure the other male was pouting.

"You're the one that has a problem with it, not me," Sasuke explained. "Now, chose from the two options. If I lose any more sleep tonight you'll wish you had jumped out the window instead of being in this dorm in the morning," Sasuke warned, falling back asleep.

No matter how loud Naruto yelled at him to wake up Sasuke wouldn't comply. The boy was dead to the world.

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