Oh my god people thank you all so much for reading my story, and I never thought in my wildest dream that this story would get 1000 hits and more than 500 visitors in two chapters. So as a reward for being so awesome, here is chapter three!

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, I would make a mind control thing to make people who don't watch it make it their life, but I don't rule you all, so I don't own Naruto.


"Hey! Why are you making us train with this pervert?" Naruto shouted.

"You've seen him before?" Hiruzen asked. Jiraiya just shuddered as remembered the day he met Naruto.

First flashback of the story. YAY!

"Hehehehehe, I'm getting so much information from these beautiful women." Jiraiya managed to squeak out between his perverted giggles.

"Uh, mister, what are you doing?" a voice said that shocked Jiraiya and nearly gave away his position.

"What are you doing here kid? I'm in the middle of something!" Jiraiya grumbled out angrily.

"Something? More like just peeping at girls in the hot springs." the kid said.

"Exactly, now who are you and what do you want?" Jiraiya asked.

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki, I'm gonna be the next Hokage." Naruto said with a grin on his face. Jiraiya observed him and Jiraya felt he had something gnawing at him, like he remembered him.

"Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get back to my research."

"Ok, but before I go," Naruto started and then screamed, "HEY, LOOK! SOMEONE'S PEEPING AT THE GIRLS IN THE HOTSPRINGS!"

Jiraiya just shot Naruto a death glare before getting beaten down by all the women that were previously in the hot springs. Naruto just walked away with a huge grin on his face at feeling of adding another victim to his prank list.

End flashback. Aww :[

"I still haven't got you back for that, have I?" Jirayia asked himself which was loud enough for Naruto to here. The message sent shivers down Naruto's spine as he looked at Jiraiya.

"Don't worry, the training I put you through will be payback enough." Jiraiya said with a smile on his face.

"Wait, what time is it?" Naruto asked looking very rushed.

"Uh, about 2:58. Why?" Hiruzen asked.

"I was not here." Naruto said with a huge look of seriousness before running off.

"Well, Hinata. I need to speak with Jiraiya alone. You can go ahead and do whatever you want. You just can't be here." Hiruzen said. Hinata nodded before heading off to stalk Nar- I mean train.

"Hiruzen, why are you sending Naruto to train with me, and why is the Hyuga coming as well?" Jiraiya asked.

"You see, a ninja was intending to steal the Forbidden Scroll and tricked Naruto in to stealing it for him. Naruto got caught in a genjutsu and ended up using the Kyubi's chakra, but the council is too damn stubborn and banished for using it. The Hyuga ended up watching the whole thing, so I gave her a modified story of what happened with Naruto and the Kyubi, so she's going with you." Hiruzen said. "Also, I believe that some attacks on Naruto's 'guest' might begin to happen. I got some information that a group of ninja called the Akatsuki are going after the nine demons."

"Oh, yeah I remember hearing about a group named Akatsuki from one of my speis. What are you going to tell the Hyuga clan? Surely they're not gonna let a Hyuga just waltz out of the village." Jiraya asked.

"I'll just say that she's going on a training trip with you." Hiruzen replied.

"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I gotta go do some, research." Jiraiya said with a perverted grin.

Just before he was about to leave, the clock struck 3:00 and huge explosions of orange paint went around going off at different places in the village.

"You guys better leave pretty soon." Hiruzen said. Jiraiya nodded in agreement.

After all the explosions, Naruto decided to take a stroll through the village and looked at all the people and buildings covered in orange paint.

'Ahh, my final masterpiece before leaving this village.' Naruto thought as he went down to Ichiraku Ramen.

After arriving at his favorite ramen stand he told Teuchi and Ayame that he was going to train out of the village for a while, and the two gave him some 'going away' ramen as a gift.


(some time later )

Naruto was just lounging at his home, thinking of stuff to do before he left. He already gave some goodbyes to his friends before he packed.

'Man, what to do, what to do?' Naruto thought to himself. There was a knock at the door and Jiraiya popped out of nowhere.

"Holy shit!" Naruto shouted before falling to the ground. Jiraiya just laughed as he watched Naruto nearly have a heart attack.

"Ah, that was funny. Anyway, ready to go kid?" Jiraiya asked after catching his breath from laughing so hard.

"Why the fuck did you do that?" Naruto yelled at Jiraiya.

"I don't know. Seemed like a good idea. Come one, that Hyuga girl is already packed and ready to go. She should be at the main gait, waiting for us." Jiraiya said. After a few minutes of walking, Jiraya began to get a stupid grin on his face.

"So, that Hyuga girl, is she like, your girlfriend or something?" Jiraiya asked.

Naruto just got flustered before managing to spurt out, "N-no! I barely know her!"

"Sure." Jiraiya replied still with a stupid grin on his face.

After getting to the gate and going over the items they had one last time, the three ninjas went out to begin their training trip.


(later that night, at Konoha's gates)

"Ugh, I hate guard duty." one of the to chunin grumbled to himself as he got ready for the night shift. After about half an hour of nothing, one of the two chunin saw something in the distance.

"Halt! State your business!" the chunin shouted. The two ninja just kept walking into the village, but the chunin that was awake threw shuriken at the two, which ended up with the one with the sword easily blocked them.

"Ugh, we don't have time for this." the cloaked ninja with the sword muttered.

"I agree." the other ninja said. He just looked at the chunin and said, "Tsukuyomi." The ninja immediately dropped, and the two ninjas just walked into the village.

"You ready to find that nine tails, Itachi?" the ninja with the sword asked.

"Yes, Kisame. I never thought I would see this village again." the man known as Itachi replied.

Throughout the night, the two ninja went around the village, undetected by anyone, and looked for Naruto.

"Damn, Itachi. It's almost sunrise and we haven't found him yet. We need to leave or our cover will be blown." Kisame complained.

"It appears the nine tails has left the village. Come on, before he gets to far away." Itachi said as he began to head out the village gates.


(later that day)

"Ah, that was a good sleep. Anything hap-" the chunin that fell asleep on guard duty said as he saw his partner dead on the ground.

"Oh my God." the chunin whispered to himself. He took the dead body to the hospital to get it examined.

"Well, this ninja was apparently killed by a genjutsu, but I can't think of any genjutsu that could do that at the moment." the docter said after giving the body an autopsy.

"We've already alerted the Hokage, he should know what's happening." the doctor continued.

(at the Hokage's office)

'This is not good, this is not good.' Hiruzen repeated inside his head as he paced around the office.

"Uh, anything wrong Hokage-sama?" Hiruzen's assistant asked.

"Two rogue ninja came in the village and attacked one of the guards. The doctor said that the man died of a genjutsu, but only one man could do that." Hiruzen said with a very worried tone.

"Itachi came back to the village, and I fear that he was looking for Naruto." Hiruzen continued.

'Jiraiya you got your hands full.' Hiruzen thought.


Evil Cliffhanger no Jutsu. Again! Special thanks to everyone who put this story, or me, on their alert or favorite list. Since there are so many I can't list you all. Before I answer the new reviews, I feel that I have to say something. I've read many stories on Fanfiction and, believe me I'm still pretty new at Fanfiction, having guys like Chewie Cookies, Leaf Ranger, Rose Tiger, and other guys who's stories I've read, read mine, it just give me that feeling of joy that I can't explain. So, once again, thank you all for reading and giving me support. Now on to reviews!

Solvdrage: Well, it's summer vacation where I am, and I'm very lazy, so I just write to pass the time. Thanks for editing.

Rose Tiger: Thanks! :]

CJ Snow: Thanks for reading, hope you enjoy it when I make Jiraiya just keep poking fun at Naruto around Hinata. It's going to be hilarious.

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Dragon Man 180: Well, the chapter is here. Hope you liked it.

Naruto9001believeit: Don't worry, with her training, if Jiraiya tries anything perverted, Hinata will just beat him down.

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Happy everyone? I know i mispelled Jiraiya's name. I'm stupid, I know that. I fixed the pronlem though. As for the other problems you all sent me. I'm just to lazy to fix it. (except for naruto9001believeit, i'm working with my beta on that one) Well that's all for now. This is Cake Guy saying; remember, friends don't let friends write Sasuhina.