A Random Public Service Announcement

"Ugh, do I really have to read this?"

Foxpilot sighed. "Yes, Fox, you do. Pit was featured in the announcement, so it's your turn now.

Fox groaned as he looked at the script. "But why don't you get Wolf to do it? He's your favorite Smasher."

"You have seen Wolf, right? He's big, he's mean, and he's opposed to this whole thing because nobody ever pairs him with someone good."

Wolf, passing by, agreed. "He's right, pup. Besides, people like you. It's not like you can deny your fans, right?" he looked over his shoulder. "YO PIT! TURN OFF THE DAMN GAME AND HELP US WITH THE PUBLIC SERVICE THING ALREADY!"

PitFTW scowled as she put down her Wiimote and stomped over. "Will you just hurry up and read the darn thing? I left my Wii on and Ike was just about to shove his sword up Ashera's nose!"

Fox sighed. "Fine, I'll do it. Stupid PitFTW and her contest ideas." The anthropomorphic vulpine was promptly burned by Hephaestus' Forge and smacked with the flat of a silver sword. "Yeargh! Okay, you, girl, I get. But why you, Foxpilot?"

"Because she's a friend. And I—"

"Fight for your friends, right?" Pit FTW grinned. "Seriously, you're getting predictable."

As Foxpilot grumbled in the background, Fox the pilot cleared his throat and began to read. "Attention Authors and Authoresses of the Super Smash Brothers fan fiction section! This is a reminder that your romantic stories are due in nine short days! It's not that we don't trust you, it's that time is running short and we want to make sure you're ready.

"Also, we made a mistake in the previous chapter. The third judge is not 'Cherry4567'. The real name is 'Cherry3456'. Please forgive this mistake.

"Also, Star Fox rules forever," Fox added. "That is why they're remaking the best game ever for the new best handheld ever." Fox blinked, then whirled around. "Alright, now I know that wasn't just there a moment ago!"

Foxpilot looked up from his laptop. "Huh? Oh, right. You know, best game ever will be coming out, blah blah blah. Have you preordered your 3DS yet, Fox? I didn't think so."

"You didn't even give me a chance to respond!"

"Sorry, I'm busy."

PitFTW sat up straight. "Hold on! Where do you get off saying Star Fox 64 is the best game ever?"

"I never said that..." Foxpilot started backing up.

"Everyone knows that's what you think!"

The author gave her a small smile. "Touché, good miss. What's the matter with it?"

"The matter is that this is my idea! That means you have to say that Kid Icarus is the best game ever!" PitFTW pulled her sword out of its scabbard. "SAY IT!"

"Like heck I do!"

"C'mere, you!"

As the two writers began to engage each other in an imagination contest, Pit shut off the webcam. "You think they'll get the message?"

Fox looked back at the warring authors and shrugged. "I dunno. But there are a lot of stories that haven't reached conclusions, as well as many possible entrants who haven't started. Knowing these two, such results would make them unpredictable."

Pit nodded. "Hmmm, yeah. Let's leave them to this, huh? Pit FTW left the final battle of Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn on and I like the ending."

"Sounds like an idea."

The two Smashers left the fighting writers to their conflict, which was filling the room with a large amount of garbage story fragments.

"Star Fox forever!"

"Kid Icarus for the win!"

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That's right folks! Only nine more days until the contest closes! Some of you have written some fantastic entries already, and we want to see more! There's still time left, but you've gotta get a move on. Thankfully, there's two weekends left. Get those keys warmed up, because the competition's pretty steep!