A/N:Hey there! I told you i would update! anyway, i had the most fun writing this chapter i enjoyed it alot.There might be a little OOCness in here too, but just a teeny tiny bit! You can expect the next chapter later today, in the evening around 8 or 9 o' clock. Just a reminder! This is still Friday in the story, and they won't go to the amusement park until a few chapters later! Anywho, I'd like to thank the people who have been reviewing, I love your reviews so much i printed them out! No seriously! They give me motivation! Thanks so much y'all!
Disclaimer: I'M NOT TITE KUBO DAMMIT! -sob- If i were, i'd make all the Bleach guys walk around in their underwear...
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-Ichigo-
"This is so stupid," grunt, push, pant…
"It was your idea!" Rukia yelled, gasping for air. She was probably in a lot of pain; I guess this was her first time doing this.
I pushed harder and faster.
Rukia moaned and said, "It hurts…" and collapsed.
"WOOOO! I win the push-ups challenge. Now you have to do my homework for TWO weeks!" I yelled, still doing push-ups.
Rukia was still on the floor, face down, probably regretting listening to me. We made a deal: First person to stop doing push-ups loses and has to do winner's homework for another week. Rukia said if she won, she wouldn't do my homework or stop nagging me.
Rukia suddenly sat up and said, "I dare you to keep doing push-ups until your dad yells. You don't get anything if you succeed, and I won't gain anything if you lose,"
Still pushing, I said, "No way! There's nothing in it for me."
Rukia shrugged. "As you wish, scrawny chicken."
Screw you midget, I cursed silently in my head.
-Rukia- some time later…
"…433…434,435…436…437," I counted. Ichigo had let his pace decrease.
He looked pissed off, and I was pleased. The push-ups I counted were starting from when I lost, so he must have done more from before.
"438,439,440…441," I stopped abruptly.
"AHH, YOU BASTARD PIECE OF SOFA! You broke my toe!" Ichigo's father yelled from downstairs.
Ichigo looked relieved, and cut short his push-ups. He was just lying down, face buried in the floor. Sweat was making his clothes stick to his body, so I blushed and looked away.
"I hope you're happy, she-devil," He murmured to the floor.
I stepped on his back. "AHHH!"
"Shut up strawberry," I said. " I have another challenge for you."
"I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR SICK DARES!" he yelled.
"This one doesn't require moving. Unfortunately, it does necessitate intelligence, something you clearly lack."
"You little…" Ichigo stood up. His scowl deepened.
"It's called the question game. Everything that comes out of your mouth has to be in interrogative form. And it has to be linked with the previous question. So if you say a statement, you lose. Loser has to pay for winner's activities in the amusement park."
-Ichigo-
What the hell? I'd been planning to pay for her anyway, so either way it didn't matter. But I didn't tell her that.
"YOU'RE ON!"
"Excellent, I'll start. Ichigo, do you suffer from stupidity?" she asked innocently.
"Do you mean if I suffer from it as much as you do?"
"So do you know what soap is?"
"Did you ever use soap?" Rukia didn't smell, but… She had to go down!
"Will you act like a man and grow some balls, Ichigo?" ouch, that stung!
"Will you grow up and stop wearing Chappie underwear, Rukia?"
Rukia's face flushed. "Will you shut the fuck up?" she snarled. Oh, touchy, touchy!
I grinned. "Will you fucking give up?" I retorted.
"When will you realize you don't stand a chance of winning?"
"When-" Shit, I was gonna say when pigs fly. Quick, need a question!
"When will you decide to quit?" I said quickly.
"Do you know quitting is only for Ichigos?" Rukia smirked.
"Do you know you have a hole in your skirt?" I said trying to trick her. Say liar, say liar!
"Where?" She asked. We both started smiling. No. Must bring midget down!
"Don't you know only idiots can't see holes in skirts?" I lied again.
"Don't you think it's stupid to go for that again?"
"Will you stop being so stubborn, Rukia?"
"Will you go jump off a building, Ichigo?"
"What kind of crap question is that?"
"What kind of crap person are you?"
"Can't you give it a rest?"
"Why, can't you take it?"
"Why don't you go play with chappie?" Ha, I just struck gold…
Rukia paused. HA! Got no more questions? Rukia was gonna pay. Literally. My money was going to stay intact.
She turned around, back facing me. "Did you ever sleep with Inoue-san?"
I was shocked. Who the fuck told her that lie?
"NO! NO FREAKING WAY DID I-" I stopped short.
Shit.
I just lost! Rukia turned around and screamed, "HA, you're such a ninny, I can't believe another guy fell for that!"
The only thing that was running through my head at the moment was my desire to throw the damned shorty out the window…
-Rukia-
I didn't really want to ask the question, but I guess I had no choice, my money was really low.
I looked at Ichigo gleefully. He looked very annoyed, and it just heightened my mood.
"Whatever. You won by luck, you know. Anyway, you still have to do my homework."
"Shut up! It's not my fault if you don't use your brain."
We stood there glaring at each other until I broke the silence by saying, "May I have another slice of pizza?"
In return, Ichigo broke into a grin. "Sure."
He went down stairs and I followed him. I watched in fascination as he put a slice of pizza on a plate and placed it in the 'microwave'.
I pressed my nose against the glass. It looked so cool, revolving around like that.
"Ooohh," I said softly. It was still rotating. A small blip sounded and it turned off. I pressed my face more closely to the glass. Finished already? Was it really warm?
I turned around to find Ichigo staring at me like I had grown a third breast.
"It looked… cool." I said lamely.
He just took out the plate and handed it to me.
While I was eating, we talked a little and I asked him questions about the amusement park. I couldn't wait until Sunday.
When I finished eating, I said, "Thanks. I think I better go to Orihime's now."
Ichigo nodded and led me to the door. "See you later, Rukia." He said.
"Bye."
-Ichigo-
I yawned. Hm, the house was practically empty. I wonder when the she-devil will be back. I had to admit, today was beyond average. I couldn't believe I tied Rukia up, or proposed her a push-up challenge…
I sat around watching T.V and listening to music for the rest of the after noon. I felt somewhat bored. A little while later, the phone rang.
"Hello?"
There were giggles in the background. "Hello sir, we are a company hiring idiots and we must say, you looked perfect for the job! No, Orihime, give it back!" the person said. I rolled my eyes. I recognized the person as one of the girls in my class.
"Hello? Kurosaki-kun? I'm sorry, the girls voted to call you and prank you." You could hear cries in the back moaning, "No, Hime, don't tell him that!"
"Uh yeah, listen-" I tried saying, but Inoue cut me off.
"Anyway, we're all so happy because Kuchiki-san decided to come. Say hi, Rukia."
I could hear more squabbling in the back.
Okay, this was getting very aggravating.
"Listen, I'd love to stay around and chat, but I have homework to do." I hung up. That was a lie, but who cared?
Looked like Rukia was having fun…
I noticed something. There were… no disturbances. It was… too peaceful. I felt something nagging me in the back of my head. What was it, what was it?" KON! I forgot about the perverted stuffed animal. Where the hell was he? Ahhh. Who gives a shit?
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