Removing the stick up one's ass

Me: Wow, thank you so much for all the reviews, so very pleasing! I've switched to classy talk mood, anyways sorry I took long to update I'm such a lazy ass, from now on I'll try to update every week rather than every 2 weeks.

Close in closet.

Syaroan's POV

Sakura

Yes it's Sakura! As she entered, her emerald green eyes almost lit up in the dark-ok maybe not because I tend to exaggerate when it comes to the good things about Sakura. This is bad; I might really be seriously in love with her-damn. Being stuck with the person I secretly love and would give anything and everything just so she'd know how I feel, in a small tight space dark closet is not the best situation to be in, because I really don't think I'd ever be able to tell her.

"Ok fine, you can say I'm stealing your hide out now" She whispered…it's not dark enough for me not to see her lips, I wish I can kiss her…no Syaroan restrain your self and stop thinking like that!

"Has your stalker finally found you?" I asked with a grin I'm sure she can see me.

"No I just wanted to share an intimate moment with you," Damn, if only she wasn't being so sarcastic… Ah thoughts stop it with the thoughts!

"And before you say anything insulting, annoying, stupid or whatever crap that comes out of your mouth, I just want to let you know, even if it's dark I still know where it hurts, and I won't hesitate to inflict pain to that certain part of your body" Where it hurts…it hurts in my heart that I can't tell you how I really feel…either that or the other body part hmm must be. To be honest I'm scared of her since when did she hesitate on inflicting pain on me, last year when I accidentally threw her book into the mud, she hit me with an encyclopedia…a two thousand one hundred ninety six page encyclopedia, and even though it hurt like hell, I had to pretend I was unaffected and told her she's a weak little girl, so she hit me again!

"Crap does not come out from my mouth thank you very much, that's from your mouth"

I sounded gay.

"You sound gay" Sakura said-thought thief! She's putting her arms around my neck…wait what?

"I told do you not to insult me or I will," Why is she whispering like that, it's making me want her more!

"Oh Syaroan I know where you are"

Sakura's POV

The ear piercing voice came and before I could get my arms back from around the moron's neck, a girl from King Idiot's fan club swung the door open-crap. This does not look innocent. A girl and a boy in a dark closet…The fan girl's eyes widened and screamed-glass breaking scream. She took out her digital camera-wait what the crap!

CLICK

The freak took a picture! She took a picture of me and moron…with my arms wrapped around him…in a closet….looking surprised. With my arms around him!

She must have been content with her shot because she smiled-a scary smile then she screamed again and ran like a lunatic, following that was my weird stalker dude, who by the way was the reason I'm in here to begin with, he looked broken hearted at the same time as looking shocked and then ran off like another lunatic. No…he is a lunatic, after he left I was still in shock.

Normal POV

This is not good, rumors will be everywhere by tomorrow, the two thought while they were still standing in shock… five seconds later and then reality came back. Sakura realized her arms were around Syaroan's who was one second late in arriving in the 'reality' land.

"Ew!" Sakura shouted, she then stepped out the closet and went around in circles…and some more circles, then like she joined the club of lunatics, she started singing 'damn crap, crap and oh no crap, this is not good, no, no doodles!'

Syaroan raised his eyebrows I haven't seen her psychotic side for a while. He took his camera phone out and pressed 'record'…

"Can you do that pose again Kinomoto, I think I will post this up in the school student website, you can share your wonderful talents of looking stupid and being crazy at the same time"

"YOU STUPID –INSERT CHAIN OF SWEAR WORDS- HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN RECORDING!"

Syaroan smirked.

"Three minutes or so, I particularly like the part where you messed up your hair and screamed 'heavens hiccups this can't be' that was a very nice line…random…but nice"

Syaroan smiled again, proud of his achievement, it's not everyday Sakura is caught on video impersonating a person who escaped the mental hospital.

"I'm going to kill you!" Sakura launched herself towards Syaroan who didn't even have the chance to back away…or did he? She pinned him to the floor without finding any difficulties, and just as she was about to choke him he smiled. Why the hell is he smiling?

"It will be funny if we get caught in this position" Syaroan's smile grew more, and just as Sakura was about to continue her attack the door swung open…

"Shit"