Removing the stick up one's ass

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Positions in Situation part 2.5

Sakura's POV

Well does this or does this not suck? Getting caught twice? Oh my intelligence level must probably be on level minus nine billion, how could I? Sakura how could you? I mean how could you even think of putting your arms around him, and seriously…BEING ON THE TOP OF THE MORON? You are so stupid, and did I mention you are such a brainless, unintelligent, dense, dim form of a girl? Sakura how could you? How could I?

It's only been ten painful minutes and everyone already knows about it, they called it; the beauty on the hottie they already named it? The creativity they have is incredibility, superbly, splendidly scary.

Flashback normal POV

"I told you-"Tomoyo was unable to continue, the scene in front of her is beautiful, yes she thought it was beautiful. It was a moment she was forever waiting for, the ending of Sakura and Syaroan's war and finally confessing to each other their truly undeniably strong, long lasting, never ever ending whirlpool of unending devotion to love each other. In other words, their confession that they will always love each other, it didn't even cross Tomoyo or Meiling's mind that this was an impossible event. That perhaps the reason why Sakura was sitting on Syaroan with her hands on his chess while he was smiling was because it's a form of attack. But the two was in such trance that they were not even able to consider this fact, who could blame them? The position of the two could only suggest one thing in anyone's mind; Syaroan's facial expression could only suggest one thing.

Taking her video camera Tomoyo switched it to camera mode and quickly took a picture, then after having a silent celebration for having such success, she put it back on video mode and said, "The beauty on the hottie"

"Oh no Tomoyo this isn't what it looks like!" Sakura said in panic, despite knowing that the position she was caught in looked exactly what Tomoyo and Meiling were thinking, Sakura still was on Syaroan.

"So Syaroan is just looking seriously turned on because?" Meiling asked annoyingly.

Sakura turned to face Syaroan, "He is not looking seriously turned on" Then she slapped his face lightly, "Stop looking turned on!"

"First of all ladies, I am not turned on, and second I'm just smiling because this is funny" Well that earned Syaroan another slap, not very light one.

"How is this funny? What is everything funny now? What have you taken some sort of a twisted pill which makes everything so damn funny, are you in a whirlpool of entwining laughter?" Sakura shouted whilst choking Syaroan.

"Stop-cho-king-me"

"You-first-ass-face" Sakura replied.

"Are-you-try-ing-to kill me?"

"Well-done-Sherlock"

"I'll-stop i-f you-stop" Despite this Syaroan manage to smile…despite the fact he was dying.

"One"

"Two"

"Three"

"Let go moron!" Sakura choked.

"What, you're the one who didn't let go"

"That's because I knew you wouldn't let go" Sakura replied, the two didn't choke each other as much now, but still. "You suck" Sakura added.

"Oh right more like you! You suck"

"No, you suck" Sakura tightened her grip on Syaroan's neck but he didn't seem to care and kept the same grip on Sakura's neck.

"No, you, you Kinomoto Sakura suck"

Sakura snorted, "You Syaroan Li suck"

"You suck"

"No, you suck"

"Everybody knows you love to suck" Syaroan replied.

"Yes keep talking to yourself, SUCKER!"

Tomoyo stood there video taping the wonderful conversation happening between the two.

"So um, is it me or the whole, you suck, no you suck,' Meiling said in a squeaky voice. "Beginning to sound disgusting" Tomoyo finished for her, Meiling nodded.

"It makes you think, what exactly they suck…" At this Tomoyo made a disgusted face.

"Ew okay…I really do not want to know what that is Meiling, you two shut up and stop killing each other"

"Well you suck eggs-"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"

The two were instantly quiet hearing Meiling's high pitched scream, Syaroan looked around.

"Is it me or…I can hear dogs howling?"

End of flashback

"You're still alive?" Sakura asked raising an eyebrow; she started brewing an evil plan to get back at him.

"No I'm just a ghost; but fear not my lover I shall always be within your heart"

"Shut up Li, now everyone thinks I'm some sort of sex addict freak girlfriend of yours"

"Lucky you" Syaroan smirked.

Sakura walked over to Syaroan and kicked him, where? On every man's weak part…

"Does it hurt?"

"No…" Syaroan replied, his facial expression said otherwise.

"Oh…how can I forget, of course it would hurt there, you don't have that body part…I completely forgot, you're a transsexual, I didn't know the whole process wasn't done yet" Sakura smiled innocently.

Due to the pain Syaroan was feeling, because he actually does have that body part, he couldn't reply to Sakura's accusations.

"With the technology these days…you can get anything anywhere" Sakura added, and then Syaroan smiled.

"Yes I know its amazing isn't it, I even got to pick my own penis" He smiled even bigger.

Sakura fought the urge to vomit and instead replied, "So how big is it?"