Removing the stick up one's ass
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Stupidity
"Oh it's big…gigantic if I may say so" Syaroan replied and smirked.
"That's great" Sakura just smiled, how the hell do you say something to that, ugh he is such is so obnoxious, damn it why wont he just drop dead. I'd rather have a corpse Li in front of me, than him alive and well, talking to me about he's stupid gigantic penis.
"Do you want to see it" Syaroan grinned, evil, creepy scary grin.
"No thanks" With that; Sakura inflicted another pain, to that same part, and walked away
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"This is your fault" Sakura said out of the blue, she glared at him, it has been exactly 5 minutes 23 seconds since they got in detention. There's a compressed anger in her, partly because she got detention, but mostly because she's been getting too close to Syaroan. The fact that she keeps getting caught as if there's something about to go on between him and her was already annoying, but what's more annoying is Syaroan's power to provoke her. Sakura didn't even want to talk to him, unless he talked to her first, but the silence was getting in her nerves and Syaroan just sitting there, doing nothing, just sitting….It was worrying, what is he thinking in that crap head of his…
"No it's not, it's yours for showing such-such-such intimacy" Syaroan mocked a teachers tone, and grinned.
"No, it's yours for provoking me"
"Why did you get provoked?"
"Because you provoked me stupid" Sakura replied angrily.
"Well you shouldn't have let yourself get provoked STUPID!"
"You shouldn't have provoked me at all STOOOPID!" Sakura shouted, exaggerating the 'U' in stupid.
"Yeah-well-yeah…YOU'RE STUPIDERRR"
"I've always found it interesting why you talk to yourself so much, tell me is it because you're STOOPID?"
"I DON'T TALK TO MYSELF, YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE THINKING SOMEONE AS MAGNIFFICENT SUCH AS I, THE GREAT LI SYAROAN WOULD TALK TO HIMSELF, AND CALL HIMSELF STUPID"
"Ah. Indeed the great magnificently stupid Li Syaroan, come on stupider? Like there's such word"
"Like magnificently is a word…wait yeah it is, sorry whose turn is it to insult who?" Syaroan replied.
"Um…I guess your insult about magnificent doesn't count…yeah it's still your turn" Sakura answered, it was a brief moment that they were being nice to each other, in the middle of insulting each other.
"OK…ok I've got one; IF I'M STUPID…THEN YOU'RE MORE STUPID!"
"Personally I think you could come up with insults better than that" Sakura said in a tune as if she and Syaroan were friends.
"Yeah I know, I know-oh it's your turn" He replied in the same tune.
"Um…if you're so excellent in English then you should have know that stupider isn't a word"
Flashback Sakura's POV
I sighed bored of listening to Li's report, you see we're suppose to make our own reports on how we think we're doing in school like in Math, English, Science, Mr. Usage our teacher, said we should be honest and yet be humble. Basically what King Idiot did is find one hundred ways of complimenting himself, "Even though I am magnificent in math (winks) I am not in English…I'm more…well, I'm rather excellent in English, ah I cannot say the same for Science, I think I need to improve on my…" The amount of squealing from idiot's fan club because he winked was so unbearable I wanted to jump out of the window, who cares if we were on the seventh floor? "Handwriting, my handwriting in Science is just really messy…"
"Thank you Mr. Li for reading, now I want you to turn to the person next to you, and discuss what you think of their report, how they can get better in school…" Lucky me, I get to turn to Li.
"So dear lover what do you think of my report" Li smiled.
"I think you didn't have to be such a big headed ass about it" I kept an emotionless face, unaffected….pretending to be unaffected by calling me his 'lover'.
"Well its better than, 'I think I have a lot to improve on in math bla bla bla, I'm so stupid look at me, I'm being humble, la la la I think I can do better in Trigonometry because and A isn't good enough it has to be A plus, but the great Kinomoto Sakura shall not be-"
"Shut up Mr. I have a stick up my ass, I have to get surgery to remove it but I can't because if I don't act like an arrogant bastard who has a giant crap head, I will die"
"See name calling isn't as effective if it takes ten years just to say the whole name" The bastard smirked leaned closer to me and looked at me eye to eye and said, "Besides I know you're in love with me"
He's breath was like cold minty sensation- scratch that, calling it a minty sensation makes it sound like, I liked he's breath, no…I just like the smell of the chewing gum he was chewing….
"Oh please die" I replied in a seductive voice, then I leaned closer to add more but because I'm an idiot I completely forgot we were in a classroom full of people.
"Mr. Li, Ms. Kinomoto, showing such-such-such intimacy in my classroom! After school detention for both of you"
End flashback
"Whatever if you didn't provoke me then we wouldn't be in detention, I HATE YOU!" Sakura replied childishly.
"I'm so hurt," Syaroan said in a bored tone. "As a person who very much loves you with all his life, I am hurt that you'd say such thing to me" Syaroan blinked would that count as confession?