Removing the stick up one's ass

Me: I hate my school, stupid school. Sorry super late update but here's the new chapter, enjoy and please review!

Eriol's great magnificence…if there's such word

"Hello Syaroan…Do you know what book I just read?" Eriol said with the moonlight illuminating half of his face and the rest left in darkness he almost looked sinister.

"Dummies guide to manliness?"

"Funny…funny…funny, but no…no it is simply not" Eriol shook his head and laughed faintly.

"Didn't I tell you drugs are bad for you? Turn the lights on you look creepy…"

SLAP!

"Do not touch the switch it's for effect!"

"Eriol, I'm going to call 911"

"911 my ass Syaroan, guess what the damn book I read, you're ruining the suspense!"

"Ok…Playboy?"

"No…"

"Is it…Wizard of Oz?"

"No stupid, I read that last week"

Syaroan looked confused, "Is it Cinderella?"

Eriol rolled his eyes; "You suck at this game" slowly he walked towards Syaroan and knocked on his head, "Is there anything in there?"

"Just tell me what book did you read, you're wasting m life"

"Ah…that's a bit harsh, but indeed you are Li Syaroan, harsh…that's the way you play your game"

"AHA, DUMMIES GUIDE TO BEING SINISTER!" Syaroan did a little dance, while Eriol just sweat dropped.

"Ok, you are a fool dear cousin… I READ YOUR DIARY FOOL!"

Then at that precise moment, Li Syaroan's face darkened, a gloomy aura surrounded him, his hands on his mouth prevented himself from screaming…oh the horror…

"Yes, gasp in horrific realization Syaroan…For I, I know a little something about a certain someone liking a certain girl…who he most certainly pretends to hate…"

-Enter here Syaroan gasping like there's no tomorrow-

"Hold that for a sec Syaroan" Eriol took his phone from his pocket, "Tomoyo listen to this"

-Enter here Syaroan still gasping like there's no tomorrow-

10 minutes later…

-Enter here Syaroan gasping like there's tomorrow-

"Yes he's still gasping…He'll probably be done gasping when you arrive-hello?" Eriol looked at the phone, she hang up on me?

….

"Wow I made it!"

"Tomoyo don't you live 20 minutes away?"

"Eriol kun, if you know me at all, you'd know I simply cannot miss this opportunity" Tomoyo wiped away her non existing tears, 3 seconds later fully recovered she took her video camera out, "Ah indeed, school hottie Syaroan Li, looking stupid-Sakura will be please with this…"

Eriol smiled, but first thing's first. "Syaroan be quiet or I'll send a copy of this magnificent book to everyone in our school…"

-Silence-

"What is that book?"

"I think you'll find it very interesting Tomoyo chan, Dear Diary…" Eriol grinned, "Before I continue I think that Syaroan ought to know that even if you take this book right now, it wouldn't matter, because I the ever so smart Eriol Hiirigizawa has already made 20 extra copies of it"

"Dear Diary,

I feel so girly right now…The great Syaroan Li writing on a diary isn't that weird? I was being stupid again today, I put red paint on Kinomoto's chair so when she stood up it looked like she had her period leaking…The plan is superior I know, but by doing the plan (ever so superior plan) I made her hate me more. What am I going to do, how can I stop being stupid? I really like her…DIARY WHAT SHOULD I DO?"

"AHA I KNEW IT! YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SAKURA!" Tomoyo stood pointing her finger accusingly at Syaroan.

"I DON'T LOVE HER! I LIKE HER-NO...NO WAIT NO CRAP! Eriol I want to kill you"

"Actually after you hear what I have to say, I think you'll find you're in love with me"

Tomoyo raised her eyebrows, "Are you thinking about the same thing I'm thinking?"

"If you're talking about that thing then yes, I think we are thinking of the same thing" Eriol replied.