Why am I stuck rasiing kids? Ch 2

I OWN NOTHING!

I gave a confused look at kiku when I noticed a booklet on the floor of the crate. I picked it up and my eyes went huge. The manual read. "Hetalia Axis Powers units-Japan/Kiku Honda" I simpily just groaned at the sight of this pinching my nose and started calling the one person who could be behind this.

"Sammy," I said with no emotion in my voice what so ever, "why is there a hetalia unit at my house?"

Kyle reconnized the name "Hetalia" and bursted out laughing. I shot him a death glare that read "shut up before I kick you out and/or kill you." He quickly shut up while my attention turned to conversation at hand. Anyways.. Sammy said she had no idea that some hetalia units ended up at my house, but she did say that it could be connected to her little Ivan.

"Sammy ok I look out for more units k?" I said as I hung up, "bye."

"So... what are we gonna do bout' your son?" Kyle asked with sarcasm.

I just handed the manual to him not wanting to deal with his immaturity. As soon as he read what a unit was he started to laugh. I just quickly showed him my kunai to get him to shut up. Thank god he did. So if sammy got Ivan and she getting 4 more units then I'm getting... OH SHIT! No no no no! I can not get the axis! Which means I'm also getting prussia and romano no no no no! This not good! TYSH ED! Ok Fernando calm down, calm down. In 1 and half months you will be going back to montreal to get ready to move to DReAM. Shit! Who's gonna take care of them while I'm gone!

"TYSH ED! TYSH ED! TYSH ED! TYSH ED!" I screamed out loud.

Kyle just came up to me and slaped me to get me out of my episode.

"Thanks," I said while rubbing my stinging cheek.

"Don't metion it," Kyle grudingly replied.

"Wait were the hell is eric?" I finally notice.

"I don't know at work?" Kyle replied.

"I'M HERE BITCHES!" My even more annoying roommate yelled.

I just groaned out of annoynace and turned to my ahem-"son"

"Kiku go wait in my bedroom upstairs last door on the right," I commanded.

He just simply bowed with a simple "ok" then left.

"Ohhhhh~ Fernado!" Eric said ,"you gonna go pound his ass later tonight!"

"Shut it!" I growled," he is my quote-un quote son"

Kyle just handed him the manuel and he bursted into a huge laughing fit. He whipped out his cell phone and was about to call someone before I stopped his hand.

"Tell anyone about this, and I will rip your eyes out, cut out your teeth and gums, and turn your head into a jack-o-lantern!" I threaten.

"Ok ok," he repiled, "I wanna have sex before I die anyways"

"Perferable with you,"he said while touching my muscluar arm.

My arm snaped back and I was about to yell when my phone started to ring.

"~Ma'saiyah yon'tala Ma'saiyah yon'tala~" my ringtone sang.

I blushed beet red from keeping "Gamelan" as my ringtone.

"Hello?" I awnsered.

"OMG!" Jackie's voice screamed threw the phone.

"What so OMG Jackie?" I asked moving my phone away from my ear.

"I can't believe you have a son! Who's the mom! How old is he! Is he felixble and acrobatic like you! Come on tell me, tell me TELL ME!" Her voice once again screamed.

"Jackie calm down!" I told her.

"Sorry I'm just so pround of you puppy!" She sang.

"Can you please stop calling me that?" I asked embarrssed that they kept my nickname from middle school.

"Why?," she asked back, "Your hair is still all fluffy and shaggy like a dog's!"

"Just please stop calling me that," I asked trying not to sound irratated.

"Your still a puppy to me and Eden!" She said once more, "and we like better when you were all scrawny and little! Not huge and muscular!"

"Well I work for cirque. Do the math." I commanded.

"We still want you insane, random and our puppy like in middle school!" She proclaimed.

"I'm 27, not 12 Naoto-kun," I said while I smirked.

"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" She yelled. Geez anymore of her yelling and I'll be going deaf.

"Why Naoto? I like that name Naoto. It fits you well Naoto kun" I teased.

"I'm hanging up now." She repliled annoyed.

"Bye naoto-kun" I teased one last time

Bye puppy," she said as hung up.

As sonn as I hunged up I looked over at my roommates and by the glare I had on my face. They already now what I'm gonna ask. Kyle just raised his hands in defense while Eric had a HUGE grin on face. My rage boilled over I grabbed Eric by his shirt and procceded to yell at him.

"Do you know you quickly Candace can spread gossip? You brainless little twat!" I said with venom, "I have to go to Montreal in 6 weeks to train. You think I need everyone in our old high school class to know I have a self proclaimed unit as my son, and wouldn't it be just peachy if my bosses find out?"

"Ha ha you said peachy," Eric laughed.

"you think this is funny?" I said filled with anger.

" well you'll think this is just hilarous!" I yelled while raising my kunai.

"Ok I'm sorry!" He said rasing his hands to defend himself.

I set him down still fuming with rage."If anyone besides Jackie, Eden, Candace, you two, Micheal, and Sammy find out about Kiku. I kill you both slowly and painfully got it?" I threatened.

They both nodded and walked to their seprate bedrooms, leaving me to cool down. I sighed and walked upstairs to finally get som answers out of Kiku

Hoped you liked that why longer than the first. Anyways in real life Eric makes sexual advances towards me and it gets really annoying (not that I'm a homophobe,even though he is not gay, I still don't like getting touched). Then eden and jackie started calling puppy last year when I grew out my hair and it got shaggy and fluffy. Kyle and Eric abuse me in real life so in this I abuse them. Finally DReAM is the name of the cirque show I would create if I was ever hired by Cirque to create a show.

The song "gamelan" belongs to cirque du soleil