Removing the stick up one's ass

Me: Oh my gosh, I'm suppose to be doing my science homework, I'm so stressed damn it, sorry for the late update, I finished my book report, go me! Well here's the new chapter I hope you enjoy it and please review!

The plan

"Are you by any chance…aroused when you see exposed female bodies? Is this why you are the captain of the girls volleyball team?" The counselor asked the very much annoyed teen slouching on the chair, facial expression revealing her anger.

"You know if there's anything that's troubling you…confusion regarding your sexuality…your…well you can talk to me…talk to me, help me, help you" Ms. Usage, the counselor smiled.

"High school truly is a changing stage, a stage where you find out that perhaps the next door neighbor isn't so annoying anymore but rather very attractive…."

Sakura sighed, rolled her eyes, sat up straight and cleared her throat.

"I'm not a lesbian-or a bisexual-I'm straight!"

"In denial-"

Sakura cut the counselor off, "I LIKE BOYS! NOT GIRLS! NOT BOYS AND GIRLS, JUST BOYS!"

"Clearly Ms. Kinomoto you are not yet ready to embrace the truth-"

"You want the truth? The truth is I'm a girl loving boy!"

"Please Ms. Kinomoto, lower your voice, it's okay to lie, after all it can sometimes provide comfort when the truth is too much…"

Sakura just sat there obviously whatever she says will be disregarded so what's the point? For the twentieth time, Sakura sighed again and recalled the magnificent events of the day…

Flashback

Student Notice

On Friday October 6, 2006, the monthly locker checks will be held, the time at which it will done depends which corridor your locker is in, thus the schedule is provided below…If there is anything found in your locker which is not appropriate then you shall be called out of class to explain….

'Ms. Sakura Kinomoto, do please go to corridor C the principal would like to talk to you regarding a certain item found in your locker'

"YOU DID WHAT?" Tomoyo punched Syaroan's stomach with all her strength and fury with it.

"It's the last prank I promise" Syaroan repeated.

"Un-cool Syaroan Li, un-cool" Eriol said shaking his head in disgust, exaggerating the un.

"Well I had to do something! This morning she tripped me over flat on my face-"

"Syaroan, Syaroan, Syaroan, moron, moron, moron, precisely explain to me dear cousin, how is anyone supposed to like anyone who does those kinds of CRUEL, HUMILIATING, CRAP.

"First she's going to kill you….then she's going to bring you back to life…then she's going to kill you…" Tomoyo said in her know it all tone.

"It's not mine!" Sakura denied flatly she was trying desperately not to scream, the whispers around her were becoming unbearable by the second…

'Oh my like gosh, she's a lesbian!'

'Kinomoto is a lesbian? That's so hot'

'Maybe she's a bi, she just doesn't seem like all-for-the-girls type to me'

'Did she become hotter or what?'

"Ms. Kinomoto these playboy magazines didn't just put themselves in your locker….so let's not lie to ourselves"

"Why would I have those? Boys are good-I like boys, girls-NO, NO, NO. In case you don't know I don't find it fun looking at people with plastic boobs, I DON'T LIKE LOOKING AT PEOPLE'S BOOBS"

As Sakura walked with the principal to his office to 'talk things out,' her irritation with the situation was growing more and more.

"Ok, fine, how can I make this up?" Syaroan ask, the guilt slowly taking effect on him.

"You can't just make this up, you have a whole life to make up, let see you and Sakura have been fighting since we were…5 right? Syaroan you know Sakura, I know Sakura, and it's going to take a lot to make her not-want-to-kill-you, then you have to show her you like her…"

"No worries…Tomoyo my beautiful one, relax yourself for I, the great-"

"Yeah, you're great Eriol, but how do you guys even know she'll like me?"

"Do you have a non asshole side?" Eriol closing his face into Syaroan's, he didn't give him a chance to explain and continued with his speech. "Of course you somewhat do, you just have to show it to our dear Sakura…indeed it's going to be difficult to do that since you've been too much of an ass…"

"Yes, very smart Eriol I agree, so what do we do?" Tomoyo nodded enthusiastically.

"Let me get this straight, you guys, well, and me, we're making Sakura like me?"

Tomoyo and Eriol laughed.

"No, Syaroan so naïve…you can never make anyone like you, you have to work for that, you have to deserve them, you Syaroan have to show Sakura that you indeed-DO NOT HAVE A STICK UP YOUR ASS"

"I DON'T!"

"Blah, shataaaaap" Eriol and Tomoyo chorused.

"All you have to do Syaroan is be nice, and I know that might not be in your 'purpose of life,' we know you're not really that bad" Tomoyo smiled brightly.

Scowling Syaroan asked, "What's that suppose to mean?"

"Ms. Kinomoto, you and Li Syaroan do seem to have awful lot of arguments….is it because he teases you?"

"What?"

"About your sexuality"

"I'M STRAIGHT! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SAY THIS FOR THE LAST 43 MINUTES AND 17 SECONDS!"

"Ms. Kinomoto-"

"I have a boyfriend, doesn't that mean something? I don't know how to prove that I'm NOT a bi, but I'm not!"

"Now, now, now, don't you start lying again!"

"IT'S SYAROAN LI!"

At this point, a student outside the room opened the door holding a voice recorder…

"OH MY GOSH, THIS IS GOING TO MAKE FRONT PAGE!"

Great, an idiot from the fan club damn it…how am I going to get out of this…

"But see something good came out from this" Tomoyo pointed out.

"What?"

"Sakura has more admirers boys and now….girls"

Syaroan's face was expressionless, "Tomoyo that's more competition for me"

Like some sort of a weird overdosed cheerleader Tomoyo replied, "Well this is a challenge for all of us!"

"THIS ISN'T A GAME-THIS IS FOR SOMEONE I LO-"

"WHAT?"