Removing the stick up one's ass
Christmas Special
Me: Sorry for the so very, very, late update, my creative juices have been running out lately, but fear not, I am back! The next chapter will be up soon as I've already finished it, I just need to edit it. The things that happened after chapter 7 will be explained on the next chapter. THANK YOU FOR YOUR REVIEW!
Some few Christmases ago
You will be the Secret Santa of…Li Syaroan
The clouds on the boring grey sky moved slowly revealing more and more grey clouds, Sakura sighed and put the note about Secret Santa, in her pocket. Why is today boring? Today is boring because, Syaroan Li, is not in school, and Sakura is less than willing to admit this so.
"Syaroan Li, you are late!"
"AH SYAROAN LI IS HERE!"
Sakura's POV
My thoughts about tying a million balloons on me to see if could fly, was interrupted by an annoying girl from Mr. Moron's club, why did he have to come to school today? My day was going peacefully fine!
"Mr. Li, how nice of you to join us, just as there's only 15 minutes class left, why are you late?"
"Oh, I had to go to the hospital, I broke my arm" Li walked over to the teacher giving her an excuse note, I pretended not to care and look busy staring at the sky, but really, I was secretly looking at his arms to see if they're really broken…
Ah, crap, what is this Sakura, feel-bad-for-the-moron-time? No, I don't think so!
"Kinomoto stop, that hurts!"
I raised my eyebrows while looking at Li who had his hands on his eyes, what did I do?
"Stupid, I'm not touching you"
"I made the mistake of looking at you, oh, the pain! Your ugliness it hurts me so much!"
What an asshole, I'll wipe that stupid cute smile…
"So, looking at me makes you hurt huh?" I punched Li's arm…did I say just call Li's smile is cute?
"THAT HURTS, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!" Li screamed in a high pitched voice-like a girl.
"Love you so much that I wish you'd go to heaven, right now!" I replied with a gentle angelic voice and smiled.
"Sakura-chan you're so mean! Look at poor Li-kun, he's a got a broken arm!" Oh no, I've angered the head of the Syaroan Li's Bitch club, oh well!
"Oh…I didn't realize Syaroan's arm was THAT broken," I said without much concern in my tone then I walked over to Li, putting my hand on his broken arm and rubbing his arm with a sweet smile on my face. "See, he shouldn't have been a CRAPHEAD "Don't do that it hurts;" from the beginning" I smiled again.
"Sakura-chan, if you don't stop hurting Syaroan…"
"You will kiss him, to make him feel better?"
"No…but Syaroan-kun, if ever you need me to-"
"No, I mean, I'm ok!" Syaroan smiled, HAH, what an honor it is for him, to be kissed by the school bitch!
"You better watch your back…Sakura-chan"
"Ok I will, you go now, take care bye!"
Normal POV
Glaring daggers at Sakura the head of Bitch club walked off seconds after the end of school bell went.
"Sakura who are you getting a present, you know, for Secret Santa?" Tomoyo asked while carrying about 5 large shopping bags.
"The most sought after guy in our school, he has he's very own Bitch club and a fan club…"
"SYAROAN?"
"Oh yes…I'm torn between getting him a cobra, a bomb that explodes within the seconds you touch it or poison ivy…"
"I think you should opt for something that wouldn't cause him pain, come on Sakura, he just broke his arm"
"So my trap DID work…"
Painted with a look of shock on her face Tomoyo turned towards Sakura, "You were the one who did that?"
"I'm kidding Tomoyo! I would never do that!"
"I thought for a second that you've finally lost it"
"Exactly, I would never set a trap for Li, and not be there to watch him fall for it…"
Tomoyo simply sweat dropped.
"So what are you getting him?"
"I think I'll have to get him something that wouldn't kill him, unfortunately…" Sakura smiled and laughed indicating that she's only joking so Tomoyo wouldn't take it seriously.
"I really don't know…" Sakura added.
"Well, I'm Yamazaki's Secret Santa, I'm so glad it's him, I'll just get him a myth book or something…Then maybe he'll make a myth out those myths?"
It was pass 7 when Sakura and Tomoyo finished shopping, Sakura ended up getting Syaroan a silver chain bracelet which had a small rectangular piece hanging from it and it had the male symbol engraved on it, she saw that shop was also selling a female version of the bracelet and though she really wanted to buy the bracelet, she couldn't because she had no more money left.
SPLODGE
'Tis the season to be jolly, well not when you just got hit by a snowball while your mouth is wide open, which is exactly the case for Sakura.
With a stiff voice and rigid arms, Sakura put on an unfalteringly fake smile and asked 'Who the freaking hell threw that freaking snowball at me while I was freaking eating?"
"Li Syaroan you –A FREAKISHLY LARGE AMOUNT OF VULAGAR WORDS- I will kill you! Why did you throw a snowball with rocks AND twigs at me?"
"Oh uh…well, it was funny…and uh, yeah, and, uh-"
SPOLDGE
"Kinomoto, that hurted-"
"There's no such word as hurted, oh smart one"
Syaroan simply rolled his eyes in reply, "Blah blah blah!"
With all the retaliation distributed fairly, Sakura and Syaroan went back into the school building for their last class to give and get their presents to their friends and Secret Santa. Only after everyone gets their present from the class Christmas tree can people start to find out who gave it to them. Eriol got Tomoyo a teddy which said I love you in a heart and it seems that every girl in class found this incredibly cute because of the amount of 'Aww that is so cute!'
Sakura opened her present from her Secret Santa; it was wrapped in pink and there were ribbons around the box. Inside was a silver chained bracelet-
"It's the bracelet from that shop…"
"It's the bracelet from that shop…"
Sakura turned around.
Syaroan turned around.
"YOU GOT ME THIS!?"
Meiling looked at both of them, she grinned and shouted, "That is so cute, look Sakura and Syaroan are matching!"
"You two are such a cute couple!"
"WE ARE NOT!"
"Sakura-chan if you don't like that Syaroan-kun got you that, why don't you trade with me?" The girl from the Bitch club said, suddenly popping out of nowhere.
"No…"
"Well, that's a bit selfish you don't even like it-"
"I DO LIKE IT!" Sakura turned red, how can I just say that?
"Kinomoto, you like my gift? I must say, I'm touched!" Syaroan interrupted the conversation.
"Syaroan-kun, I know you probably don't like what she got you…"
"Of course I like it!"
The head of the club looked confused; she tilted her head with a bimbo-like expression and said "What?"
"I like Kinomoto's gift for me…"
"WELL IT'S JUST A GIFT WHY ARE YOU MAKING A BIG DEAL OF IT!"
Syaroan later announced at the ice cream parlor where he and his friends, Sakura including, where hanging out in, this was the disadvantage of having the same friends as your enemy….
"Exactly!"
"Sakura you're actually agreeing with Syaroan?" Eriol asked with a suggestive grin.
"NOW I CAN'T AGREE WITH PEOPLE?" Sakura said defensively …
"But don't you guys think it's interesting how Sakura and Syaroan got matching bracelets, like couples?"
Sakura and Syaroan looked horrified "NO"