Removing the stick up one's ass

Me: YAY I GOT PASS 101 REVIEWS, THANK YOU SO MUCH! Craving for some ice cream wrapped in chocolate… Anyways, here's the new chapter guys, please review again.

When bad people…go weird

"I have a boyfriend, doesn't that mean something? I don't know how to prove that I'm NOT a bi, but I'm not!"

"Now, now, now, don't you start lying again!"

"IT'S SYAROAN LI!"

At this point, a student outside the room opened the door holding a voice recorder…

"OH MY GOSH, THIS IS GOING TO MAKE FRONT PAGE!"

Sakura's POV

Despite my so very, very, desperate attempts to correct the counselor and the extraordinarily mislead student that when I said Li's name, I meant that he was the doomed damned idiot who put the magazines in my locker, but NO. They just had to know better, asking me why I was hiding the fact that I was having a relationship with Syaroan Li.

"Because I'm not in a relationship with him…" I said in a deep bored tone.

"Oh I know why! PICK ME, PICK ME!" The mislead student jumped, I turned my head slowly towards him, I think my confusion as to why is he even still here, was painted on my face…

"Is it because you're scared of the fan girls?"

"HE ISN'T MY BOYFRIEND!"

"Ms. Kinomoto, boyfriend or no, I want you to bring Mr. Li here tomorrow at lunch, so I can talk to both of you"

"Why?"

"To talk to him about not discriminating people and accepting them for whom they are…."

"And you want to talk to me again because…"

"Of your confusion regarding your sexuality"

This is crazy. I can't ask Li this, 'Hey Li, how are you? Well me I'm good, oh yeah and the whole school doesn't think I'm a lesbian anymore, isn't that great? See, they don't even think I'm your girlfriend anymore…Now they CONFIRMED that not only am I your girlfriend, but wait for it…I'M YOUR BISEXUAL GIRLFRIEND! Would you mind coming with me to the counselors tomorrow? I've been denying all this and they don't believe me and also they have this weird idea that you discriminate lesbians"

Anyway, that would be too long to say, somewhere in between my little speech he'd probably say something like 'Wait, so they FINALY figured out the truth about why your head of the volleyball team?'

Sakura you are SO stupid!

Normal POV later that day…

"…." THUD

Touya Kinomoto has collapsed upon reading a certain letter from the school counselors on the topic of his little sister's sexuality.

"Sakura, I didn't want you to date boys…yet. Just because I said, don't date boys, it doesn't mean that you start dating girls!" Touya stated veins popping on his forehead; he didn't have anything against lesbians, ok maybe just when it comes to his LITTLE SISTER.

"Touya, breath, now Sakura, you know we always support you one hundred and ten percent in whatever it is you choose to do…or become, it's just you must understand this is quite a news" At least Fujitaka Kinomoto, kept his cool, he smiled sweetly.

"Oh, you guys, don't worry, they only wrote that because they found some Playboy magazines in my locker…that came out wrong"

"THEY FOUND WHAT!?" There it is…Fujitaka Kinomoto has just lost his cool.

"Ok you guys, don't worry…I'm not a lesbian, I have everything under control okay? Just breathe Touya, and dad, thank you, but I just said I'm not a lesbian, oh and besides Touya reads Playboy too"

"NO I DON'T SAKURA DON'T TURN THIS AROUND ON ME!"

"I'm sorry, I meant, looks at Playboy. Well you guys, I have to go and make some phone calls…Remember SAKURA KINOMOTO IS NOT A LESBIAN" And with that last note, Sakura set off to her room looking like a flying super hero.

"Dad, I just want you to know, I'm FINISHED with the whole Playboy phase…"

Fujitaka smiled, "I guess all teenagers go through different stages, Playboy for you, sexuality for Sakura," He breathe deeply and sighed putting once again another smile, "I certainly hope Sakura does have things under control…"

All I have to do is drag Li to the counselors and avoid him all day in school after that, maybe that can clear the rumors that we're together…

Sakura thought to herself while staring blankly at the ceiling.

The next day…

"Hey Li, can I talk to you?" Sakura shouted from across the class without even thinking about the reaction of people.

'See I told you they're going out'

'Look their not throwing insults at each other!'

'They must be going out…"

"ARE YOU SERIOUS?" Syaroan Li shouted shocked.

"Look, I'm not saying you have to pretend to be my boyfriend, it's just that….well this is YOUR fault!" Sakura shouted abandoning all her reasoning.

"So what exactly do I have to do?"

"Well, just go with me to the counselors to they can talk to you about why you discriminate people, and you know stuff. Then after that, you're free to go, oh and tell them I'm not a lesbian or a bisexual please"

"Why should I do this again?"

"BECAUSE IT'S YOUR ENTIRE FAULT ANYWAY!"

"But it's funny people thinking you're a lesbian…"

"Li would you please remove that stick up your ass and be nice to me for once in your oh so useless life!"

Syaroan faked a pensive look.

"… You Syaroan have to show Sakura that you indeed-DO NOT HAVE A STICK UP YOUR ASS…"

"I'll do it"

The look on Sakura's face was indescribable, she simply looked shocked and for some reasons, quite disgusted.

"What?"

"I'll go, to the counselors' thing…"

"Why?"

"Because you're asking me to, and besides you just said it's my fault"

"What's wrong with you?"

"Nothing-"

"Why are doing this to me?"

"Kinomoto, I'm doing you a favor…I've truly removed the stick from my ass and actually am being nice to you!"

10 minutes later…

Syaroan ran his hand through his hair, frustrated and confused, why was Sakura being so difficult?

"Okay do you want me to go to the counselors' or not?"

"Why-WHAT YES!"

"Then there you go…" Syaroan replied angrily.

Sakura shrugged "Um…thank you?"

Syaroan Li took a sudden interest on his shoes finding it suddenly difficult to look at Sakura Kinomoto shit I'm blushing…

"Well look at the time…I have to go…"

Shit, I'm STILL blushing