A/N: I don't own Inuyasha (Anime waterfall eyes).

Japanese: "HI PEOPLE!"

English/French/German: "HI PEOPLE!"

Thoughts: 'PREZTLES!'

Chapter 2: Lord Fluffykinz

"Coffee made: CHECK! Now to say the Japanese thing!"

"Those of Dragon blood: Heed these words. Today, you awaken, Those of Air, spread your wings; Those of Darkness, melt into shadows; Those of Thunder, shock those in your way; Those of Water, shoot through the water; Those of Fire; burst into flame, and lead your team out of danger." We said.

I looked around, because three of the four other chanters had yet to criticize me about wasting there time. Spike, Drake, and Lunara had all collapsed. Crescent's eyes meet mine before she to fainted. Then, the last thing I remember is feeling dizzy, and my knees giving out from under me.

'Why am I being poked?' I groggily groaned 'OK if they don't stop poking me in five seconds, they will face my ninja cat lawyer warrior fist o' death!'

"ARROW KASAI RYUU, WAKE UP BEFORE I FUCKIN' KILL YOU, YOU FUCKIN' MORON!" Lunara screamed in my ear.

"Don't kill me! I'm up, I'm up! Wait, WHY ARE WE IN A FUCKIN' MEADOW! I HATE MEADOWS YO─…why does it look animey?"

"I don know, I just woke up next to you. Oh, and we have white hair, cat ears, and cat tails."

"REALLY! Maybe we're in Inuyasha, like Kim and Alyssa in 'We're in An Anime'! Cheese, I love that fanfic! Especially the manhole."

"Wait, that means 1) we're Christian demons, and that is unbelievably ironic 2) Naraku may try to kill us, 3) Drake, Spike, and Crescent will be frickin' out, and 4) Sesshomaru, the 'Killing Perfection' may show up, and we both know it end badly with you involved. And how'd we get these backpacks?"

I looked over my shoulder; there was a black backpack, and my hair was white, AND I HAD A FUCKIN' ADORABLE, TWITCHY CAT TAIL!

"Ok, 1) with a tail, my life was almost complete (still had to see Lord Fluffykinz) 2) from now on we should normally speak Japanese, except for private conversations, 'cause only Kags might know what we're sayin', 3) and restrain me if I look like I might kick Jaken, since, knowing my luck we will find some way to run into him. Oh, and, maybe, if we picture our human selves, we could change back."

"OK, I won't respond to 1, so 2 I obviously agree with since I'm speaking Japanese, 3 would be hilarious, so I won't stop you, and let us (I giggled and told her that sounded like lettuce) picture ourselves as humans."

So I did, except one side of my bangs was white, the other side red. I opened my eyes, and Lunara was noncatlike again, but one side of her bangs was white, one yellow.

"Now onto the backpack chizz. I hope there's a caramel frappe, extra caramel, from STARRRRBUCKS!"

Just as I said 'extra', I reached in and pulled out (drum roll, please) just the exact same caffeine filled drink I wished for! As I guzzled down my own drink, I noticed Lunara reach into a yellow backpack, and pull out a McDonald's Big Mac, and a large McDaddy's fries, and a drink like mine. I stopped drinking long enough to pull out the same food. Soon, we were feasting on fast food, never questioning how they appeared until later.

Then I saw a disturbing emotion pass through Lunara features, and then raise a shaking finger to point behind me.

I frowned, saying "Chick up you weirdo. Whatever it is, I totally know we can take'em on. Ok bozo, who's behind me?"

At 'bozo' she shot me a murderous glare. "You wanna fight, Arrow? Huh, huh, do you? WELL FIGHT MY FIST O' NINJA FURY!"

Person behind me forgotten, she lunged. I dodged, and my new catty instincts told me to reach into my bag. I did, and pulled out a sword and shield. But not just any regular kind. They looked like real flames, besides the hilt of the sword. The metal was black; an amber topaz attached to the middle of the metal rod at the end was a ruby in the shape of more fire, and, at the spot where the blade and hilt connect, white-cat hair?-was. I had little time to admire it, because Lunara was attacking me with her own sword, just like mine, except hers was like thunder, the metal gold, the jewel in the middle was a black diamond, and at the bottom was a yellow citrine.

I sidestepped, faster than normal humans. Then, I realized the full effect of our situation; we could never go back, we could never be real humans again. She changed directions with the same speed, but she forgot that I took fencing since I was eight, and that I was beating pros at ten. I darted forward, and in one motion, knocked her sword out of her hand, knocked her down, then fell over, hysterically laughing.

In a second, she went into hysterics too, managing to choke out "God, can't believe I fell for that baddonkadonk trick again."

"Baddonkadonk ain't a word sweetie. Wait, who was behind me again?"

She froze up, and I heard the worlds' most annoying voice say "How dare you not acknowledge Lord Sesshomaru sooner!"

"NO! LORD FLUFFYKINZ! RUN BEFORE THE FANGIRLISM STARTS!" I exclaimed.

A/N : REVIEW OR FACE OUR NINJA WARRIOR DEATH SLAP O' DOOM!