A/N: I JUST BOUGHT INUYASHA! NOW SESSY AND I WILL FOREVER B TOGETHS 4EVER! (Owner and various fangirls/boys with pitchforks and torches arrive)(More anime waterfall tears T_T) FINE! I don't really own Inu. Now I have to go sulk. T_T

Japanese: "NO…"

English, French, German: "MORE…"

Thoughts: 'PITCHFORKS!'

Chapter 3: CAT JUTSU!

Running was the only thing on my mind. Until I had the extreme urge to peek back to see if Sesshy was as hot here as on TV. He was way hotter. But maybe he saw my silver eyes, or maybe he was just curious, but I never really found out.

The next thing I knew, I ran into a steel wall. With arms.

"Ow! Who the FUCK PUTS A FUCKIN' METAL WALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS BITCHY FOREST!" I yowled, holding my head, my eyes closed. Then I realized that…

"Walls don't have arms. Wait, please don't be him. Please," I opened my eyes, only to see amber staring at me, "Holy shit. OK, SCREW THIS YOU ALBINO BASTARD. YOU SON OF A BITCH, LET ME GO! I ORDER YOU TO YOU FUCKIN' MORON! SERIOUSLY, YOU HAVE MENTAL ISSUES! Wait, the last one was random. But you kinda do, ya…"

The rest of my ranting was cut off by Lord Asshole throwin' me over his shoulder. I just pouted and fumed silently… until I realized who threw me over his shoulder. Thus, began my fangirl/Sesshism (fangirl religion) attack.

"Holy SHIT! I am living the fangirl dream! The HOTTEST anime star eves is touching ME!" I ranted with stars in my eyes. Lunara had an extreme anime sweatdrop. Then I saw it. I had to touch it, the thing every Sesshy fan dreamed of, the thing that had so many people wondering what it really was, the Fluff.

§§§§§§§ Sesshomaru's POV§§§§§§§

The one with her back to me yelled to the other in a strange language, and the one that was facing me lunged. I tensed, expecting her to come at me. Instead, she aimed at her companion instead. If I was someone else, I might have been surprised, but I, Lord Sesshomaru, do not get surprised. Until I saw them pull out demotic swords. 'They look like humans, but they smell too good to be human, but they don't smell quite like regular demons. And they are much too fast too be humans.'

Then the one with the fire sword flipped the one with the thunder sword out of her hand. Now I was curious. No one from around here had used that trick before. But, they obviously weren't from here, for they had unbelievably unusual clothing.

"God, can't believe I fell for that baddonkadonk trick again." said the thunder one.

"Baddonkadonk ain't a word sweetie. Wait, who was behind me again?" the fire one said.

Then Jaken said something that I ignored. The fire one screamed something in the weird language, and started running. She looked back at me, and I saw silver eyes. The eyes of a demon.

In a flash, I jumped in front of her. She run into me, and started yelling a string of curses, which I ignored. I threw her over my shoulder and started walking. I heard Jaken and this girl's demon friend following, even through the demon on my shoulder's yelling.

§§§§§§§ Arrow's POV§§§§§§§

I reached out and touched it, as if to pet it. And I would have, if Sesshomaru hadn't dropped me. And I must tell you, it really hurts if the person who dropped you is 6'6.

Then I saw Rin. The cutest anime kid ever. I had to hug her.

"You are soooooo extremely CUTE!" I said with my nose in her hair. Then, cat ears twitched. 'Wait, if my ears are out, then my tail is too, which they can see. OH SHIT! Now Sesshy is going ta kill me! DAMN YOU ADORABLE TWICHY TAIL! Oh, I'm sorry tail, I can't stay mad at you!' It twitched in response. Then I realize that Rin was asking me to let her go.

"WHAT THE CHEESE IS WRONG WITH ME TODAY! I'm sorry Rin. I shouldn't have randomly hugged you like that. Will you forgive me?" I then gave her the kittykat face.

"Of course I will, um-what's your name miss?"

"Oh, my name's Arrow Kasai Ryuu. The weird one over there is my B(est)D(emon)F(riend)F(orever), Lunara Eclipse Kaminari. We know who you guys are, so no need for introductions needed there."

"Wait, how do YOU know who we are, you weak demoness!" Jaken screeched.

"QUIET YOU TOAD! I swear if this kid wasn't so innocent, you would wish you were dead. And some people wonder how Fluffy puts up with you!" I yelled at him with an anime giant angry face that would put Kagome, Sango, and Inuyasha to shame. He just hid behind a tree. What a coward.

"He does have a point. How does one explain they are from an alternate universe, where this place is a TV show that we have an unhealthy obsession with? Our do easy take the coward's way and lie? Wait, you do realize you called Lord Fluffykinz Fluffy in Japanese, right?"

"OH SHIT! Are his eyes red? Does he realize I was talking about him? WELL SPIT IT OUT BOZO!" At 'bozo' she looked at me with murderous intent.

"DIE FROM MY NINJA CAT JUTSU FURY! NONE SHALL CALL ME BOZO AND LIVE TO TELL!" She lunged. I dodged to the right, pulling my sword instantly in my hand. To bad Lunara had her sword too. 'I thought we dropped these in the clearing. Oh well.' I lunged, but dropped my sword at the last moment to…

"SUCKER PUNCH O' CAT JUTSU! VICTORY IS MINE YOUNG GRASSHOPPER!" I yelled.

She bowed, saying "I have failed you, master. Accept my apologies, Champion Trickster."

We stared at each other for a full 5 seconds before we fell down, laughing for the sake of our strangeness.

"Wait, did Sesshy figure out that I meant him when I said 'Fluffy' before or not?"

"Even if he didn't before, he just did BECAUSE YOU JUST SAID YOU MEANT HIM! YOU FREAK!"

A growl was heard. We shared a scared look.

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE DOG IS LOOSE! AND HE'S TRYING TO KILL THE PRETTY CAT DEMONS! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" We yelled at the same time and bolted.

Then, I ran into another wall. With arms. Except they were covered in a blue, purple, and black shirt. I looked over.

Lunara was stuck in arms covered by a black muscle shirt.