A/N: I don't own Inuyasha. AND WHY ARE THERE STILL PEOPLE HERE WITH PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES!

Japanese: "Stop the…"

English, French, and German: "Pitchforks and…"

Thoughts: 'SUCKER PUNCH!'

Chapter 4: EVIL FLUFFY!

"Spike! Drake, you're alive! Where's Crescent, and WHY DIDN"T YOU COME SAVE US EARLIER, WE HAVE TO RUN FROM LORD FLUFFYKINZ!"

"Okayyy, 1) Crescent is at the camp we set up 2) we obviously are alive, 3) we didn't know where you were earlier, and 4) WHO THE FUCK IS LORD FLUFFYKINZ?"

"Ok, for now, let us go so we can… AWWW! SAVE ME FROM THE EVIL FLUFFY!" I cried.

Just as I said 'we', Sesshomaru decided to kidnap me again. Which meant a VERY pissed off cat demon. Until I realized I was in a cage. Then I was a BEYOND pissed cat demon. Until I realized Sesshomaru was walking to a castle with Rin and Jaken by his side, and Ah-Un was pulling my prison along. I perked my ears hoping to hear my family coming after me. I couldn't hear anything, so I let my ears droop, and my tail sag. 'Why am I being kidnapped? Well, Crescent probably got kidnapped too by now, and, knowing her luck, by one of the most annoying characters, maybe Koga, or she met Inuyasha, the King of Annoying.'

Suddenly, Ah-Un stopped. I looked out, and saw that we were in a garden. Sesshomaru was next to my god accursed cage. Then, I thought of something.

"Hey, yo Sesshomaru, how many stories is that hellhole? And where's the bathroom? And Jesus, it's really cramped in here. Can you please open this stupid lock?" The truth is, I could easily pick the lock, but I thought I should keep that ability to myself for now.

"This castle is 12 stories tall, the first bathroom is the 7th door on you right when you walk in, and you are not allowed out of the cage until Lord Sesshomaru says so." Jaken said.

"So, 1) this place is three stories shorter than my mansion, 2) thank you for da' directions 3) is stupid, and 4) Sesshomaru, can you sew?" was my reply.

"This Sesshomaru does not sew."

"SESSY SAID SEW! THAT MEANS JAKEN HAS TO LET ME OUT OR HE'LL BE A LIER, THEN YOU'LL HAVE TA FIRE HIM 'CAUSE RIN SHOULDN'T BE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF LIERS! HA!"

"Jaken, let her out. I don't think I could stand any more of her yelling."

"TO THE BATHROOM!" I yelled, striking a superman pose. Then I bolted past Fluffy towards the door. To bad he caught the back of my shirt, and threw me over his shoulder. Again. I just fumed. Again. Then I saw the Fluff. Again. I touched it. Then Sesshomaru dropped me onto a bed.

"Stay here if you want to live."

I should've been mad, but I really had to pee now. "Damn it, where's the fuckin' bathroom?"

Then a fox demoness walked in. "Um, why are you in Lord Sesshomaru's room?"

"THAT IDIOTIC DOG LEFT ME HERE AFTER KIDNAPPING ME AFTER I CALLED HIM FLUFFY, and PLEASE tell me there's a bathroom nearby." I wailed. She motioned for me to follow her. 'God, thank you for sendin' me a person to show me the bathroom.'

§§§§§§§ After the Bathroom Break §§§§§§§

Once I got back to the stupid room, I made a 'DO NOT DISTURB IF YOU WISH 2 KEEP YOUR EYES' sign. Then, I pulled a radio out of my backpack, turned 100.7 on full blast with Katy Perry's 'Last Friday Night' on, and changed into a white top with a red fire symbol on the breasts, and a black ribbon to hold the shirt closed (imagine it as a kimono, but it stops mid stomach). I had a black miniskirt on, with grey leggings, and silver sandals. Then an idea hit me. I reached into my bag, and pulled out a motorcycle. Except mine was major high-tech. It was like a duel runner, but it like a dragon, with a white body, red wings and claws, and ruby eyes. The tail curved over your head and connected to the head. The wingtips touched the tail, forming a metal tent, and the wings could unfold, there were seat compartments, so you could seat up to five people. There were also secret compartments that held tasers, guns, poisons, and a nuclear missile (rich grandparents are really paranoid). There was a 'Fire' button, and a 'Fly' button; the 'Fire' made flames shoot out of the dragon's mouth; the 'Fly' made the wings unfold, flames shoot from the exhaust pipes, and the thing literally flew.

I pulled on my white helmet, started the badboy, hit the 'Fly' button, and…

TAKEOFF!

Fire poured out of the exhausts, the wings balanced perfectly, and the railing was easily cleared. I normally would have yelled 'YAHOO', but I was pushing my luck already, even with the radio on full-blast, making most of the demons there death, others aroused, especially if the put on any Britney Spears. I just realized how funny that would be (imagine fires, screams, and hormones in a soup, the soup would be called: The World's Destruction).

Well, just some more distractions for Sesshomaru.

Or so I hoped.

A jolt ran through my motorcycle. A second later, I was in the air doing a back flip, and my poor ride had crashed. 'OH SHIT!' was the only thing on my mind.

"And where do you think you're going, Arrow?" I looked back and saw a demon with blood red eyes, jagged markings, and a scary but sexy expression.

Sesshomaru.

"Um, uh, ah, erm…Sorry?" Stupid hormones. I didn't realize Sesshomaru had moved behind me, until he wrapped his arms around my waist.

'DAMN YOU FOREVER HORMONES!' I thought as I instantly melted in his arms. Allowing him to take me to the castle. And I could feel his member pressing against my thigh, so had a general of what he might do to me.

I was on slammed on a bed. A growl resounded through the master bedroom.

"Did you think you could escape me, Arrrrrow?" Damn it, he could make a tomboy name sound sexy. How would could I get out of this one?