Haha everyone seems to want me to continue with this story so I will
Obviously I don't own Naruto.
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Did he really just do that? Did Sasuke Uchiha just tell me he's gay? Gay for me? Did he just try hitting on me? He said blonde hair and blue eyes. That's most definitely me. But, what could have happened if I stayed? Would he have kissed me? He…he licked my ear. He licked my ear. What, how do I face him? What do I say? Do I pretend to forget? What am I supposed to do?
Naruto groaned and buried his face in his hands.
"Sasuke, what are you doing to me?"
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"So, will you tell me who your crushing on Naruto?" Kakashi asked, grinning at the now blushing Naruto. He didn't answer so Kakashi nudged him. "Well?"
"I'm not telling you." Naruto said and huffed.
Kakashi paused before grinning again.
"I'll guess."
Naruto stared at him before shrugging.
"Alright."
Kakashi stopped smiling and put his thinking face on, tapping his chin and knitting his eyebrows together tight.
"I see black hair, shaped like a chickens ass. Onyx eyes that are full of…nothing. All the time." Naruto gulped. Kakashi continued. " Sometimes…they're even red." Naruto started to sweat. "Blue sandals, a blue shirt and white pants." Naruto sighed.
"Alright…I think you kno-" Kakashi cut him off.
"Wait wait wait! I see something else! It's coming!"
Naruto frowned.
"Kakashi I get it-"
"Wait for it…" Kakashi cut him off again, grinning.
"Kakashi!"
"And a leaf shinobi head band! That's it!" He exclaimed, snapping his fingers.
Naruto sighed and Kakashi laughed. Sometimes this guy is such a pain in the ass. Naruto thought. Kakashi's grin subsided to a smile when he looked at the small boy before him. Ruffling his hair, he said,
"Don't worry. It's going to work out."
Naruto looked back up at him, smoothing out his hair before responding,
"I wish I could take your word for it. But I'm not sure anymore Kakashi."
Kakashi sighed.
"What do you mean, Naruto."
"Well, Sasuke is just so confusing. One second he's calling me a moron and the next," Naruto gulped. "He's at my ear. Whispering how he likes men too. How he especially likes men with…" He paused to take a deep breath. "Blond hair. And…and blue eyes."
He looked back a Kakashi to see he was in deep thought. Naruto leaned forward and waved a hand in front of his face. Snapping out of what seemed to be a trance, Kakashi looked down at Naruto and gave him a strained smile before walking away, leaving Naruto in confusion.
"Ka-Kakashi…?"
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Naruto ended up walking home alone that night. It was raining and he was freezing and confused. Kicking the door open to his busted up apartment, he sat on the couch and passed out.
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"Sasuke!" A shrill voice called.
He turned around and stared at the mass of pink running towards him at full speed. She stopped directly in front of him and stared at him with brilliant orbs of green. He grunted and nodded, a motion for her to continue with what she had to say.
"Would you go out to eat with me? I'll pay for us and we can have something instead of ramen for once because of Naruto! Or we could just go back to my house and I could cook for the both of-"
"No."
Sakura looked up at him with hurt eyes.
"Awhh…please Sasuke?"
He snorted and started to walk off before Sakura grabbed his wrist. Turning around, he prepared to tell her to fuck off, no means no, but Sakura said what she had to say first.
"Sasuke, you always tell me no. And there is never a reason. Do you like to see me hurt? Or do you really have a reason to break my heart every day?" She dropped his arm and stared at the ground, slightly shaking.
He realized he could turn away and leave, right now. She probably wouldn't be able to stop him. But, instead he answered her.
"There is a reason."
Sakura looked up at him with unshed tears.
Why is she crying now? I tell her all the time we can never be. I'm an Uchiha. I need someone of equal power. Now some weak little girl who obsesses over me. He thought with distaste.
Sakura grimaced.
"What could that reason be? Are you in love with someone else?"
Sasuke thought for a moment, before turning away and nodding his head.
"Who Sasuke?" She said in a small voice, feeling defeated. "Is…is it Ino?"
"No."
Sakura frowned.
"Hinata?"
"Not even close Sakura."
Frowning, she thought for another moment.
"…Is it that sand girl Temari?"
"No."
"Tenten?"
Sasuke growled. Its not a girl. He thought bitterly.
"No."
Sakura sighed in annoyance. Then she said something that actually made Sasuke sweat.
"Sasuke, those are the only girls in Konoha, besides the Sensei's. And that's disgusting."
"I know…"
Sakura knitted her eyebrows and stood there for a few moments. Then, looking up at Sasuke wide eyed, she asked,
"Sasuke…are…are you gay?"
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