Removing the stick up one's ass

Me: I edited chapter 15, I think its better now, way less confusing, sorry about that, I know there's no excuse for that stupid chapter; I hope this chapter will compensate for the crappy one. Thank you for the reviews as always I can't believe I've passed 200, and for pointing out the mistakes! This chapter won't be confusing I swear, thank you and please review again, if there's anything wrong with this chapter, you should tell me! So here's the new chapter, enjoy!

Chapter 16

Normal POV

Sakura Kinomoto has just caught Syaroan Li kissing a 'bitch horse faced slut,' and she is more than angry, in fact you can say she's a little murderous right now. Imagining that the cookie was Syaroan, Sakura snapped it in half her eyes narrowing and brewing a plan to get back at the bitch horse faced slut kisser. How could he do this? What the hell was the speech about him regretting all the bad stuff he did to me, did he plan this? I trusted him for nothing; I am so going to kill him! Sakura remembered the short conversation she had with Syaroan at that time she was in angry mode, she basically screamed her head off at him and everyone saw, but she didn't care.

"Sakura what's the matter?"

"Your face is the matter, you better get it out of my sight and grasp before I lose all myself control Syaroan!"

"What are you talking about?"

"You're freaking stupid!"

"There are five steps to acceptance Sakura according to that show, Robot Chicken you know when the giraffe got stuck in the quick sand? You're just going through phase one, anger, wait no, phase one is denial…See you skipped a phase, you're on phase two. Don't worry we'll get him okay? Don't think about it for now" Meiling Li said, they were all at Tomoyo's house, originally to talk about the new love that blossomed but clearly things didn't go the way they thought it would, so now they decided to talk about revenge.

Tomoyo smiled, "You know, I was just thinking, we should do all the bad stuff he ever did to you"

"He peed in my drink; does that mean we have to pee in his?" Sakura laughed, her murderous intent now dying as she ate her cookies and cream ice-cream, who needs boys when you have ice-cream?

Somewhere else was Syaroan Li was also eating ice-cream, chocolate flavor to be exact, he says it's the manliest flavor of ice-cream ever invented, him and Eriol were watching infomercials, they were both too lazy to get the remote control on the table.

"Why does Sakura think I'm freaking stupid then?"

"Syaroan, I think you're freaking stupid, a lot of people think you're freaking stupid, you took the risk, told her how you feel, and you screw it all up"

Syaroan looked confused, "What did I do?"

"Dude, you kissed that girl who by the way isn't very pretty or nice, personally I think she inhaled too much of her pink nail polish"

"But she kissed me!"

Eriol rolled his eyes, "That's it, she kissed you? Why didn't you tell Sakura then?"

"She wouldn't let me talk, I asked her what's wrong and she said it was my face, and really, what's wrong with my face? I happen to think it's quite beautiful"

"Is that what you were thinking when she said that? Because, dude you should know she was being sarcastic she didn't mean your face, she meant YOU"

"Well I know that now"

Syaroan sighed, just when you thought everything was going great, Eriol eyed him suspiciously, "Did you inhale that girl's nail polish too? You're so stupid, didn't you hear it when someone shouted 'his kissing that bitch horse faced slut?' That was Sakura"

"I heard it but there wasn't anyone there!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot she ran off as soon as she said that, you really messed up"

"Thanks for reminding me Eriol"

"No problem, and don't forget! YOU messed up"

Syaroan simply smiled, I messed up…

"Messed up pretty bad…" Eriol repeated with every intention of annoying his bestfriend.

"SHUT UP!"

The morning breeze was very refreshing Sakura looked up at the sky as she walked, she told Tomoyo and Meiling she needed to go to school early to do some homework but truthfully it was because she knew that if she went on her usual time she would probably cross paths with Syaroan. Yesterday morning everything was perfect but by afternoon everything was anything but perfect, it all came crashing. Sakura was more hurt and angry than she thought she would be, after all she fell for it, she believed Syaroan's words, that he did like her, that he didn't mean to hurt her. What a bunch of crap. Well that's the pass now isn't it, no point on dwelling over it, I need to focus on the present, and presently, Sakura Kinomoto's rage was coming back.

"Sakura please wait" Like hell I'll wait for you! Sakura easily identified it was Syaroan; he was all the way back at the beginning of the street he knew he wouldn't catch up to Sakura unless he started to run…He was already closing in on Sakura when she abruptly turned around; he couldn't stop in time and before he knew it he collided with Sakura it was like everything was in slow motion and he watched Sakura's eyes full of anger and shock. Sakura is of course furious, she quickly recovered and started to curse Syaroan like there was no tomorrow, if her curses were filtered then all that you be able to hear were the words; mother, hole, ugly, stupid and obviously, get off me.

"I'm not going to get off you until you let me explain"

"I swear if you don't move…"

"You'll what?"

"I'll kick you so hard you'll lose the body parts that make you a guy"

"That would hurt wouldn't it?"

Sakura nodded, "Yes it would, now would you get off?"

"No, please just listen to me"

"What if I yell rape? Would you get off me then?"

Syaroan looked like he was about to consider Sakura's proposal but then he realized, she wouldn't "You wouldn't…Wait would you? No, Sakura, don't you want to know why I kissed her?"

The look of rage and stun was painted on Sakura's face, oh yeah, I REALLY want to know!

"That came out wrong" Somehow gathering strength to push Syaroan off her, Sakura walked off; she didn't want to hear anymore of it. Behind her Syaroan shouted 'she kissed me, I didn't kiss her,' but it was no use; Sakura couldn't believe herself for believing Syaroan in the first place, she felt like an idiot. I am an idiot, it was a short lived happiness, he betrayed her Sakura only saw two seconds of the disgusting event after that she had to run, it brought all sorts of unpleasant emotions within her. For awhile Sakura cried in the girl's bathroom, it only took her a few minutes to realize crying was just a waste of time.

The chemistry teacher talked on and on in his monotonous tone boring every single living thing in the classroom, Sakura and Syaroan especially. They were sitting across each other and Sakura almost wanted to laugh when she glanced at Syaroan shaking himself awake. Then, at the same time as sleep was about to set it, Sakura felt something hit her arm, it was note from none other than Syaroan Li the object of her disgust.

Sakura please just listen- or read, she kissed me!

Sakura wanted to laugh, he think's I'd believe that? That explanation is just TOO simple!

Dear Mr. Moron, that's you! You are full of crap; I don't believe you and I hope you go to hell!

Yours sincerely, Sakura

Well I'm not yours, but you know what I mean, well okay if you don't, I wouldn't be so shock because you're stupid on so many levels…

Dear Ms. Kinomoto, why would I kiss her out there where everyone could see me? Don't you think I would have done it somewhere else in secret?
Dear poohead, once again that's you, I don't know you can just be making that up…You were also laughing and smiling when I saw you…
She was saying something funny!
Dear bad liar, it so easy for you to say whatever you want because it's all on paper!
GO ASK HER THEN
Mr. Anal retentive, yes I will never run out of insults you jerk! Her who? The slutty horse you were kissing?
Yes

Fine I will, Just as Sakura was about to pass the note back to Syaroan the teacher caught glimpse of it and immediately snatched the note preparing to read it out…

"Let see what you two have been talking about then…"

The quarrelling lovers, obviously, were horrified, Syaroan grabbed the note so fast the teacher noticed a second too late "Uh-sir please let me read it instead!"

Sakura gave Syaroan the, what the hell do you think you're doing, look.

"Sakura isn't this class insightful, I wrote, and then she said, yes it is Syaroan let us stop passing notes and listen to the insightfulness being said! That's it, the end we lived happily ever after-"

"Let me see that" The teacher glared at both of them, clearly that's not what the notes were about, but before he can get the paper back Syaroan crumpled it all up and, shoved it in his mouth.

"Yummy! Good for your tummy!"