Japanese: "Kimi…"

English, French, German: "yelled…"

Thoughts: 'NOOO!'

Inner demon: 'Awkward'

Chapter 7: End Trial 1

§§§§§§§§ 3 Months After the Lords' Visit §§§§§§§§

I was pissed. Naraku kidnapped me while I was sitting in a garden. Now all I had to do was poke Kanna. 'Wait, what if I…'

So I pulled my sword out of my bag and cut her head off. Then I started mauling her body. I got bored with mauling her, so I sighed and left the room. I saw Kagura from the corner of my eye, so I stabbed her. Kept on walking. Saw Hakudoshi, so I gorged his eyes out, then set him on fire, an ability I found out about two months ago. Finally, I found Naraku. "I'm soooo bored. NOW YOU MUST DIE FOR MY BOREDOM!" I set him on fire, walked over, and cut his throat with my claws. How nice of me, right?

So I walked out of the creepy castle. I saw Inuyasha and co. running up to me. "Hey wench, what are you doing, and where's Naraku?"

"Naraku died for causing me immense boredom. You might find his body in there, and have you seen my mate, Sesshomaru? Our baby's on the way and I want him to be here for its' birth." I rubbed my immense stomach, and saw Sesshy and my family walking up the path. "SESSHY, DRAKE, CRESCENT, SPIKE, LUNARA! and is that Tiran Inochi with you?" Tiran was Spike's girlfriend and Crescent's best friend, apparently a dog demon too. She looked just like me, except with kinder eyes, and gold triangles with black dots on each end instead of my star.

I jumped into Sesshy's arms, and nuzzled my head into his chest. " What happened, here's Naraku?" I frowned. Even Spike was more concerned about Naraku than me.

"Naraku made me bored, so I killed him. Really, it's his fault for kidnapping a pregnant cat that can set stuff on fire with her mind."

"Wait, Sesshomaru, how did your bitch kill Naraku in few seconds, while it took us months to just find out he was here?"

"I will have you know, my baby sister once destroyed the massive headquarters' of a rival gang of our grandparent's when she got bored after the kidnapped her armed only with a knife. Never underestimate her when she's bored." Spike said. Inuyasha sweatdropped.

"AH! THE BABY IS COMING! SESSHOMARU, GET ME TA DA FUCKING CASTLE NOW!" I screamed.

§§§§§§§§ After Birth §§§§§§§§

The baby was in the nursery, with his daddy. I named him Daiki. I drifted off into sleep.

"OW!" Six people said at once. "Hello Squad 1. You have completed Trial 1 with flying colors." A voice that I thought dead said.