AN: First, if you're coming in using the arrow, this is the third of three chapters in this update! Second, it says Wrongsick in the Chapter title, and I bloody well mean it. These are just gross, disgusting and, like most bathroom humor, pretty darn ridiculous. Here there be Lemons, ye have been warned. Legal At Bottom…

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CHAPTER 8 -

EIGHT WRONGSICKS IN A DUFF KILLIGAN BAG

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1

Dark eyes fixed Kim in their sights, unwilling to compromise any longer. "Look, you're out of high school now and I refuse to keep up this charade we've maintained all just to spare his feelings… you have to tell him or I'm leaving…"

"I'll try, but you don't know how hard it is to tell him I've been sleeping with someone he hates all this time," Kim sniffed, knowing she could be watching Bo Bo slip his Pandaro costume back on for what could be the last time.

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2

Dr. Drakken looked at the clock and glared at his non-present cousin on other end of the phone. "Look, Eddie, I'm sure that the fact that you've met the girl of your dreams will make the rest of the family very happy, but I don't understand why you need me to come over at 4:00 in the morning to meet her!"

Motor Ed's voice came back uncharacteristically subdued and forlorn on the other end. "Um, look, her name is S.A.D.I. and she's not exactly a girl, and I need you to come over because you're a doctor and… um… I kinda got my crankshaft seriously stuck up her tailpipe."

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3

Stealthily, Shego slank into the vault-like room, located the hidden treasures, then slank out again with an expression of triumph, stuffing one of the pieces of forbidden fruit into her mouth as an expression of pure bliss suffused her face. "Mmmm!"

Kim Possible growled irritably at the uniformed man in front of her. "Look, something MUST be wrong with your washers, because there were TEN pairs of my panties in the laundry when I dropped it off, and now there are only FOUR!"

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4

"What... what do mean, my vagina reminds you of a young Roddy McDowell?" Shego gasped, staring down at the red haired cheerleader who was currently following up their last fight with a few extra licks... between Shego's trembling thighs.

How Kim managed to grin and talk around her still furiously lashing tongue was a mystery, but the red giving head had proven herself able to do just about anything (or anyone.) "Gosh Shego, you mean I'm really the first one to ever get down here and immediately think about 'How Green Was My Valley,' followed by "My Friend Flicka' and then a little 'Thunderhead?'"

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5

"So, anything's possible for a Possible, huh?" Shego demanded slyly, waiting for Kim's hesitant nod.

"Then let's see how you handle this little darling I call Godzilla," Shego grinned, pulling out a dildo modeled after her great grandfather's award winning zucchini and a jar of KY as she approached the VERY wide eyed bound, gagged and spreadeagled cheerleader

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6

Having finally worked up his nerve after years of lusting after his attractive green henchwoman, Drakken slipped into her room under the cover of darkness, slid into her bed and was stunned to find his attentions quickly returned in a most oral fashion that soon left the overjoyed madman's 'blue passion' fully spent. "Oh, Shego, I'd always hoped it would be like this someday!"

"Actually, I'm afraid Miss Go had a conflicting appointment at Kim Possible's house, so she asked me to substitute for her in the event that something came up," Mr. Barkin replied with a smile, reaching for the bottle of mineral water and the packet of tissues on the nightstand and kissing Drakken on the cheek.

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7

"Oh, you can come in and make your pitch, dearie, but I really rather doubt I'll be interested in those THINGS you're selling," DNAmy told the poor hapless door to door sex toy saleswoman who'd been assigned to work the large woman's area on her first day on the job.

Still, a satiated Bonnie Rockwaller reflected a short while later, it was very possible that the strange geneticist was on to something and that BonBon might be doing better to go independent and start selling a new product line. "So… you call this one a Boa Tonguestrictor, this is a French TeaserFish, that's a Wet Headed Nipplepecker and this one is the Anusconda, right?"

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8

"So, if I insert the magnetic pole here, you'll see how that changes the current fluctuation in the lightbulb Electronique is holding in her hand," the naked Mr. Barkin grunted as he applied the 'pole' in question to his very willing assistant.

His eyes as big as saucers, Ron turned to a very green-looking Kim as they and the rest of their class watched the huge man's demonstration of the use of control rods continue. "I don't care if it does save the school money, I think letting Barkin substitute teach both Advanced Physics and Human Sexuality at the same time is just a wrong sick idea."

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Ye Old Legal stuff: Kim Possible, Shego, Ron Stoppable, BoBo, Motor Ed, SADI, Bonnie Rockwaller, Dr. Drakken, DNAmy, Mr. Barkin, Electronique and all other characters borrowed from the wonderful KP Universe are the creations of Mark McCorkle and Bob Schooley, and those names are all trademarks of the Disney media organizations. Although use in this context may be considered fair under parody law, just in case: this work was not created for profit, no money changed hands etc. Also, this story takes place at a time at which all characters shown should be considered to be over the legal age of 18…