'Ello world! Have ya missed me?! Hi, all you fruitsbaskets fan, I'm bring you another chapter in this on going random thing I'm calling a story. (seriously, you probably know more about what's going to happen next than I do.) So, read and enjoy.

Disclaimer: Okay, I don't own Fruits basket, just don't send out the scary lawyers again.

Kyo had watched all this happen in stunned silence. His jaw was literally on the floor, but no one was really paying any attention to him. The blue fairy floated crossed legged in the air. She made a pot of tea appear and calmly poured herself a cup. Then she glared at Uo and Momiji.

"Listen well, especially you Arisa. You two will have to find a way to delay that wedding. Don't get me wrong, I have the utmost confidence that Kagura will come back, but she isn't exactly the brightest bulb in all Japan. It's mostly in your hands. Do you understand."

They exchanged a look, and then nodded to her slowly. The fairy smiled.

"Good. As for those two."

She pointed to Tohru and Hatori, who were still doing the baby talk thing, even though Hatori was more or less back to normal.

"I don't care what you do, just keep them out of trouble and inside the house at all cost! I don't want them to go around smooching and hugging in the streets. That will make everything even more complicated."

Uo raised her hand.

"Yes."

"Why can't they go hugging in the streets?"

The fairy just looked at her, and then remembered that Uo didn't know about the curse nor did Hana for that matter. The love spell had been in effect full force when all of the glomping had started, they hadn't even noticed that some of the Sohma had transformed.

"Umm...Well, ya see. There's a...Well, you see...Just don't let them hug in public okay. It would be really really bad. Now, stop standing around and get going. Go! Go! Go! Bust up that happy engagement! They're still the same people on the inside, just crazy blind with love, like all short term couples."

Uo and Momiji nodded. They took the arm of Hatori and Tohru and dragged each of them out of the room. Almost puking at the puppy names.

"Aw...Pokey, come back! I don't want to go without you."

"It's alright my little rice ball, I'll be there shortly. Your Pokey loves his rice."

The fairy made a gagging sound and then took another sip of tea. From behind her Kyo finally found his voice.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! WHO ARE YOU!"

The fairy didn't even turn to look at him. She just calmly continued to drink her tea.

"You know you should really learn to control that temper."

Kyo ran up to her and took her by the collar, and they glared at each other.

"Where did you send Kagura! If you hurt her I'll..."

"You'll what? Fairy with unlimted magical powers here. What are you going to do?'

Kyo let go of her and was nearly screaming as he ran his hands through his hair.

"Who the hell are you lady?!"

"Well, I'm...Uh-oh."

She looked away and started to think and freak out. She had totally forgotten to tell Kagura her name.

'Crap! What am I going to do? Even if the psycho stalker found a way to get the water she can't find a way back! Baka! Baka! Baka!'

The fairy beat her head into the wall repeatedly creating a huge hole in the wall. Kyo watched this confused. Suddenly the fairy turned to Kyo and gave him a creepy smile. She scuddled up to him and took his hands into hers. Kyo fought to get away.

"OOOHHHH...Kyon kyon I've got a solution to both of our problems. You need to be with Kagura, which is really sweet really, and I accidently...well that's not important. What is important is that I can get you to her, all I need you to do is give her a quick message."

Kyo sat up at the mention of Kagura.

"What!? I'll do it!"

"Good, just remeber to tell her that my name is NeEuQ B-Am. Now hold still."

"Huh?"

Before he knew it everything around him was black. He was sent spiraling into the darkness. He woke up looking at a dark sky. His head felt like shit. He sat up and rubbed it. When his hand hit his head he heard a meatalic sound. He looked down at his hands and saw that he was gray.

"What the.."

Suddenly he was lifted up into the air. He struggled to get free, and looked up. He was being carried by a large black flying...flying...

"FUCKING FAIRY!"

Yay, the tin man cometh. Just kidding. Oh, and if you were wondering what grown up Momiji looked like, there's a brief image of him in the anime in the eposide where he and Haru first come to Tohru's school. He's so adorable. Anyway, I hope you liked this chapter, and please do the right thing. Review and tell a friend, and the next one will be longer.