Yubba. I'm bringing ya'll another story. So pay attention, or I'll get you and your little dogs too! MWHAHAHAHA! cough enjoy.
Disclaimer: Nope not my anime.
The witch looked at them and contemplated calling out the flying monkey brigade.
"Umm...can I help you?"
Kyo, in cat form, arched his back and clawed at her.
"YOU'RE THAT DAMN FAIRY!"
She looked at them and then smiled. She threw her head back and cackled evily. Lightening and thunder momentarily flashed throug the sky. They clung closer to each other in fear. Finally she stopped and wiped a tear from her eye.
"Haha! Is that what you think?"
They nodded and another bolt of Lightening went through the air.
"That's rich. Fairy. You must mean my sister. I hope I look like her we're twins. 'Twitches' if you will. She must have messed up again if you're here."
She sighed and waved her hand turning away from them, beckoning them to follow her.
"Come on. Come on. If she sent you I might as well help you."
They followed catiously.
Momiji and Uo looked at each other in shock. Then looked back across the table at Yuki and Ayame. Momiji was sick to his stomach, and this time it had nothing to do with the way Hatori and Tohru were acting on the other side of the table. Uo cleared her throat, opened her mouth to speak, closed it, then cleared her throat again. Finally she managed to choke it out.
"You...You want to move the wed..Uhm..The wedding up to..tommorrow?"
Yuki smiled shyly and Ayame burst into a giggle fit. It was sweet, in a creepy way. Once more Momiji and Uo locked eyes worriedly. They had yet to hear from the others, Kyo had mysteriously disappeared, Tohru and Hatori were about as much help as two mating rabbits on a train track, and the blue fairy had just left after the whole incident had started. Who knew where she was. Momiji dropped his fork on the floor.
"Ooops. I'll..I'll get that."
He gave Uo a look before sinking under the table. Uo nodded slightly and dropped her fork as well.
"Dang, I better pick that up."
She went under the table with Momiji. They leaned in close and started to whisper.
"What are we going to do? We can't let them get married, you heard what the fairy said."
"Yeah, but to tell you the truth MoMo...I kinda like this. Maybe we should just let them...well, you know..."
Momiji looked at Uo. His eyes were wide for a moment, and then softened. He reached out and cupped her face in both of his hands.
"I like this too Uo, but..but we can't let them stay that way. It's not fair."
Their gazes met. Momiji was sad, but he was pleading with her to understand. Uo smiled wearily and nodded. She took hold of one of his hands.
"Fine. We'll do whatever we can to stop it. I just hope they get back soon."
She grabbed her fork and slid out from under the table to sit back in her seat.
"Me too."
Kagura and the others were speechless as they wandered down the seemingly endless halls. They took in all of the lavish decorum.
"WOW! Who knew a witch knew how to decorate."
"Heh. I'll take that as a compliment."
Haru continued to look around and then remembered something from when he was a little kid.
"This is supposed to be Oz right?"
The witched smiled broadly and nodded her head.
"Then shouldn't you be green and butt ugly with a thing growing out of your..."
Kagura covered his mouth with her hand, but the witch didn't seem to care.
"Who says witches have to be ugly? I'm cute and evil, the perfect package. Sorry to tell you, but Oz is officially under new management. I took over for the Wickeds. They needed sometime to collect themselves, and remove the crushing weight from their lives. And of course that silly humbug was so full of hot air one day he just floated away."
She fell down in spastic laughter at that. Rolling on the floor. When she finally recovered enough to sit up, their was a small explosion and smoke filled the air. Kyo and Haru covered themselves with their clothes. Once more the witch started to break into hysterics.
"Man, I see why my sister picked you guys. Talk about funny! Mwhahahahaha!"
Kyo, mad as hell, picked up the nearest object and threw it at her head. As it bounced off he clenched his fist in hate.
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TWO MORONS! ONE MAKES THE LOVE OF MY LIFE FALL FOR THAT DAMN RAT AND THE OTHER IS A CHUCKLING LUNATIC! YOU FUCKING FREAKS SHOULD SEEK OUT SOME MAJOR..."
Before he could finish he felt himself being lifted up into the air. He fought for a little and tried his best to cover himself. The childlike witch was glaring at him with red eyes. Her mouth slowly spread into an eerie grin that literally reached from ear to ear. It showed him far to many teeth, and more than a few fangs.
"Listen kitty. We're not going to have a tantrum like that again. Are we?"
Kyo nodded. Her smile impossibly widened.
"Good. 'Cause next time we have to go through this, I'm gonna turn you into a toad, Get it. Got it. Good."
She waved a hand and dropped him. She turned away from them and started walking again.
"Make yourself decent, we have a meeting to get to."
Kagura and Haru helped Kyo up. As he was struggling to his feet Haru turned to the witch.
"Who are we going to meet?"
The witch just cackled and kept walking. Hana looked at her go. She had a bitter sweet smirk on her face.
"We're off to see the wizard."
Meanwhile somewhere in the gleaming tropical paradise of Hawaii the blue fariy sat out in the sun in a yellow polka dot bikini sipping on another coconut drink and watching as a scantily clad waiter walked away.
"Ahhh! This is the life. The sun, the air, the beach, the hot sufer boys. No worries at all."
Suddenly her fairy hot line started to ring beside her. She groaned in annoyance and picked it up.
"Hello, Blue here? Vacation? Why would I be on Vacation?"
She waved at a passing hunk before returning to her phone call.
"Yes. No. No. NO! Wait I can fix it! They still have a few more...What? WHAT!? No no no no no. They can't! How long? TOMMORROW! FUCK! No. I wasn't talking to you sir. No...I mean yes..I mean No...I mean...I'll fix it. I'll fix it!"
With that she snapped her fingers and disappeared in a cloud of sparkles.
Yep that's it for now. I hoped you enjoyed it. Don't worry, the blue fariy will...I want to say help, but who knows with her. Review and tell me what you think. Pwease.