Hi, first off. I apologize, I apologize, I apologize! I'm sorry if I kept you waiting too long, but a lot of things came up this week. Anyway, I'm brining you a new chapter to make up for it, so enjoy.

Disclaimer: Don't own.

The corner of Momiji's smile twitched. He wasn't sure if they could pull this off, especially with this annoying itchy suit and Uo standing next to him in that dress. He looked away and blushed, hoping that his nose didn't start bleeding. The ceromony was about to begin any minute now. He leaned in and whispered into her ear.

"Are you ready for this Uo? If not..."

She chuckled softly and held his hand reassuringly.

"No turning back now MoMo. We have no choice. Sssshhhh! Here they come."

Slowly Yuki and Ayame moved down the aisle towards the alter. A vegas style blue haired elvis impersonator stood in as their priest. Ayame's long train trailed far behind him. When they finally got to the front of the room and stood infront of the preacher they smiled and tightened their grip on each others hands. The elvis impersonator started.

"Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to join these two stylin hotties to..."

"I OBJECT!"

Yuki, Ayame, and Uo gasped in unison. Momiji stepped forward and pulled Aya's head into his chest. The 'reverand' scratched the back of his head.

"Umm...Young man, we haven't gotten that far yet."

"Oh. Well I can't hold it in any longer."

He got down on one knee in front of Aya.

"Ayame, you've always been a rolemodel to me, and that's all I thought of you, but as I saw that you were going to give yourself to Yuki I realized that I had more than respect for you. Ayame, Aya, I love you. Will you forget Yuki and Marry me."

Uo had to fight back a hysterical laugh. He had delivered his lines with a face so serious it was hard to think he was telling the truth. Ayame sighed and looked at Momiji with mischeif in his golden eyes. While Yuki was horrified.

"Oh, little momiji I'm sorry. This is all my fault. You're natural needs are raging and you needed someone to apply them to. I know that I am the ideal creature of your fantasies and I curse being so beautiful. There for I shall allow you to continue using me to sate your desire, but I shall not marry you. I love my Yu-chan."

He turned around laughing and hugged Yuki. Yuki and Momiji glared at each other. The preacher cleared his throat and tried to start up again.

"Okay...If there are no more ob..."

Uo took a deep breath, now it was her turn to try out her acting skills. She bent down and placed a hand on Momiji's shoulder.

"MoMo! You...You said you loved me! How could you fall for that...that...old guy!"

Ayame whirled around. He looked possessed. She had crossed the line.

"Old? OLD!! I'll have you know I am NOT OLD! And if you took the same amount of care of yourself as I do then your boyfriend wouldn't be lusting after me! But then again, what do you expect from a Yanki."

Arisa stood to her feet and pulled back her arm about to knock his lights out. No one insulted her like that and lived. Momiji seeing that this was about to escalated into violence stood and blocked her fist. He gave her a look to remind her about the plan. She reluctantly gave a slight nod. Momiji took this as a good sign and continued.

"You will not lay a hand on him! And you!"

He turned towards Yuki, who didn't know how to take any of this. He walked over to him and slapped the rat in a dramatic fashion.

"I challenge you to a duel Yuki-san! The winner shall have Ayame's hand in marriage. If you don't accept, then it proves you are not the man for him."

Yuki slapped Momiji back, and the young rabbit could see the dancing carrots spinning over his head as Yuki snarled at him.

"I accept! And I won't hold back, Momiji-san."

Together they exited the room so that they could start their fight. Ayame and Uo watched from the alter. Uo burst into tears and gave Aya her most furious look. Shrieking she ran at him grabbing and tearing his long train.

"YOU DID THIS YOU...YOU...WHORE! I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS!"

Aya's eyes widened and he started to run. Uo chased after him screaming. When they had left the elvis dude dropped to the ground exhausted. He lit a smoke and wiped at his brow.

"What else could happen?"

The smoke around him started to swirl and grow. More and more smoke came. Finally from a big poof the blue fairy appeared. She coughed and waved the smoke away. She opened her eyes and looked at the shocked preacher.

"Hey, have you seen a white haired guy and his fiancee?"

The impersonator stood up and handed her his pack of smokes. The he walked steadily away. She shrugged and turned around. The only other people in the room were Tohru and Hatori. Tohru was crying. She walked over to them.

"What's wrong? What happened?"

Tohru just shook her head and wiped away her tears.

"I don't know. I couldn't pay attention with my baby dragon here."

Hatori smiled down at her. A vein twitched over the fairy's head. She spoke to Tohru through clenched teeth.

"Then why are you crying?"

"Oh, I always cry at weddings."

Blue pulled at her own hair and yelled. This was going to be a long day.

Kyo looked at the creature in front of him and couldn't take it. He closed his eyes and slowly opened them again hoping that the thing in front of him would disappear.

'This is a joke. This is someone's sick idea of a joke.'

The others stood just as shocked as he was. The 'wizard' they had came to see sat on a beautiful throne made of the softest pillows. A dark red cape was wrapped around his shoulders, and a black witches hat was placed upon his head to make him look regal. The witch bowed deeply before her master.

"Your wizardship. This five fools have come to ask for your help."

The wizard yawned lazily, and Kyo snapped.

"IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR JOKES?! THAT'S A DAMN CAT!"

The fairy hissed at him and gave him a reprimanding look.

"Don't you dare talk about the wizard like that! Besides, you should be happy he's a 'damn cat' like you."

The fluffy white kitten with a long black tail. Wagged his tail boredly and curled up to take a nap. Kyo pointed to it in annoyance.

"IT'S OFFICAL THIS LADY HAS LOST IT! IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO SHOW RESPECT TO THAT FLUFFY MOUSE EATER YOU HAVE ANO..erk..urgh ack!"

Kyo's vocal cords tightened. He could barely breath. He started to scratch at his throat and fell to the ground in agony. The others gathered around him worriedly. They all threw glances at the witch. She shrugged.

"It wasn't me."

"Of course it wasn't you. I did it. That idiot's shouting was messing up my nap."

The remaining four people's heads snapped around to look at the cat. One of his green eyes was open and was glowing. He stretched once and stood up on his hind legs. His ears flicked and his tail curled into a black question mark behind him. The witch pulled out a black pair of boots and put them on him. The cat nodded his head and she stepped away from him. He gave the group a comicly cute bow.

"Hello. I am the great and powerful Oz. How may I be of service?"

That's all you're getting for now! But maybe if you review I'll be persuaded to update soon. .