Yo. Your little Ryter has returned to you with a brand new chapter. Hold your applause hold your applause. First things first. I'm going to think everyone who gave me a helping hand by reviewing. I'd also like to annouce that after this story is through I'm going to do a Kyo/Tohru fic. So if you have any suggestions, I'd love to hear 'em! Again, Thank you!

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Kyo cringed and tried to keep talking. He making faces trying to get his point across. The only one who understood what he was going through was Shigure. He nodded his head in pity.

'Kyon kyon, I understand your pain.'

"How...kind of you to pity the poor kitty cat."

Shigure turned around nervously and came eye to eye with Oz. A bright spark breifely twinkled in the cats green eyes, and even though Shigure was bigger than him, he suddenly felt like he was about to be eaten. He started barking wildly and tried to run away, but he couldn't move. He looked down and saw that his paws were a few inches off the ground. He reacted to this shock by running harder until at last he was so exhausted that he just gave up and floated there.

"Good dog."

Oz walked over to his head and gently scratched behind his left ear.

"I love dogs. They're so...hmm...majestic. And are delicious with the right soup."

This made Shigure resume his struggle for freedom. But this time he was allowed to run. He went straight from the air and like a shot right into the rest of the group. Kyo grabbed hold of the scruff of his neck, and tried to yell at him, but no sound came out. Shigure barked and looked over his shoulder to see that the white feline was all the way on the throne and nowhere near him.

'This is not good.'

He heard the kitten's chuckle inside of his head and his tail twitched in fear.

"No little pup. This is Purrrrfect."

Momiji looked nervously at Yuki, and then turned his attention to Uo to see how her part of the plan was going. She smiled at him. Her dress was ruined, and her hair and make up were a mess, but Aya was no where to be seen. She waved a handful of long white hair at him, and her smile widened further. Momiji sighed and turned his full attention back to Yuki.

'Ayame's probably unconcious in a closet somewhere. She did a good job, but now...It's my turn.'

Yuki didn't look like her cared. After all He was only facing Momiji after all. Momiji gave him a determined glare, which Yuki returned full force.

"Momiji, I will give you only only one more chance. Back down or I won't hold back!"

Momiji gulped. This was going to end very badly, but he had to try.

"No. I'll defend Ayame's...Ayame's honor and claim..him as m..my own."

He didn't know weather to throw up as he said that or laugh hysterically. He copied a stance that Haru had once taught him and stood ready. Yuki followe suit. Then with a loud battle cry Momiji charged Yuki. From the open doorway of the main building the blue fairy watched in horror.

'Oh no! If they fight I'll get fired! I mean, If they fight someone'll get hurt, and I'll get fired!'

"Magic far and Magic near. Please my pleas varily hear. I ask for salvation with no sass. Help save my worthless winged ass!"

The fairy waved her wand over her head just before Yuki and Momiji's fist connected. She closed her eyes, and hoped for the best. A thick blue smoke filled the air and surrounded all of them.

They all sat in an uneasy silence. Oz had gone to sleep after the whole Shigure incident. Kyo was pissed and wanted to just shake the stupid animal and yell at him, but seeing as he couldn't speak that would be a waste of time. Finally after about thirty more minutes of waiting.Oz finally woke up. He looked at them with half lidded eyes, and then blinked twice in confusion.

"Hmm?"

He turned to Lorali with confusion.

"Wicked, why are these freaks still here?"

"FREAKS WHY YOU LITTLE RODENT! I SH..wait. When did I get my voice back?"

Kyo looked to his friends and they all just shrugged at him. Oz didn't even seem to notice. He just twitched a whisker in the Princessa's direction. She held her hand over her mouth and giggled.

"You never helped them sir. You were too busy with your important buisness to care."

The cat smiled sweetly so that he showed one of his fangs. Hana, Lorali, and Kagura gathered around him on their knees cooing over him and petting him lovingly. Kyo looked on with his mouth on the ground.

"What the hell?! What are you doing?!"

"He's so cute!"

"Yes. He is quite adorable."

"He's the sweetest evil master I've ever had!"

Kyo huffed and crossed his arms in frustration. He started to mumble something about him not being cute in cat form, and how stupid girls were sometimes. Oz's grin widened even more, and the girls awed even more.

"It's good to be the wizard."

Suddenly the white kitten was lifted into the air. He didn't struggle, but his eye twitched slightly. Haru held him up so that his green eyes met Haru's gray. Haru's usually lifeless expression had changed into an evil smirk as he glared menacingly at the kitten. That's right, you guessed it. Haru had gone black.

"Hey, I think it's time you stopped playing with us, pussy tat. Before I decide if it really is possible to make a violin out of cat guts."

Oz grinned wickedly in return to Haru's comment.

"You amuse me. A mad cow is always fun. Especially on a rampage. For you I'll grant one request. But first...put me down."

"No. I don't think I will kitty. Maybe after we get everything straightened out, but for right now you'll stay with us."

Oz's eye twitched in irritation. This was a minor annoyance, and he could put up with it for a while. Besides, he still had a few choice words for the 'Blue Fairy.'

"Very well. Witch! Bring out the water. We're going back to the human world for a while."

Lorali bowed slightly and ran off to get the water. Oz and Haru stared each other down, both grinning like murderers.

"That was your request?"

Haru shook his head.

"No, that was for a friend. My request is much different."

Dude, you have no idea the things it took to bring you this chapter. I wrote for HOURS, and then a storm knocked out my computer and I lost it. I hate starting from scrap. Tell me if you appreciated my efforts. Plz review!