Okay. It's been a great run, but this is the last chapter. (crowd awwws!) Yes, yes, I know. It was fun, I mean really fun. After all this was my first all humor story. It was fun, but now it's over. (Awwwws) settle down settle down. I know it's sad, but at least you get to look forward to a kyohru one shot. Now, please enjoy our grand finale.

Disclaimer: I'll never own it. Well, if I had Donald Trump money maybe, but not now.

A look passed between the four teens. Apparently the potion worked. Kyo gulped.

"Sooo...Who's next?"

Haru took Hana's hand and held it tightly. She smiled up at him as an eeire electric energy made their hair stand on end. Haru held up his hand and looked at Kyo.

"No thanks. I think we're good here."

Kyo shivered a little bit. Now that was scary. He turned to Kagura and offered her the bottle. She shook her head violently.

"No! It will take away my love for my dear sweet Yuki. He's my one and only ko..."

She was cut off by the Lorali as she shoved a funnel into her mouth and poured the pink glowing fluid down her throat. Kagura's eyes went wide as she mumbled and shouted, only to almost choke on the potion. The witch smiled at her and pulled back.

"That's a good little girl! Look! You almost drunk the whole bottle! I'm so proud."

Kagura started to yell at her, but stopped. She started to scratch at her throat in pain. She started to shake at an inhumanly speed. She stopped sparkling and looking amazingly sweet.

"Oh, Kyon kyon. I hate you so much!"

She started to shake again and instantly began to look evil. She looked like the chick off the ring only a thousand times worse. She was hissing her words.

"Myyyy loovvvvvveeee. KKKKyyyyyooooo. Myyyyy preciousssss!"

She stalked towards him, and he quickly backed up. He turned and tried to run, and found himself face to face with a wall. He screamed as she jumped him and started to tear into his clothes. The others watched this from a safe distance of three feet. They were torn between weather to help Kyo who was screaming in pain, or to stay alive. There was a loud sickening pop followed by Kyo screaming bloody murder before passing out. A collective sweat drop fell from the groups head. Nope, staying safe and waiting was the right thing to do. Finally, Kagura sat up and blinked twice. A few magical sparkles faded over her head.

"Oh my. What just happened."

She looked down under her and saw that she was straddling Kyo. She blushed at and playfully hit him on the chest. He groaned in pain. She stopped her blushing and really looked at him. His shirt was ripped to shreds and his arm looked dislocated. She cooed over him and held his head in her hands.

"My poor Kyo! Who did this to you!?"

From behind her Shigure, who was now fully dressed thanks to Oz, spoke up.

"Um...I believe that was you."

Oz was starting to get bored with this. His voice boomed like thunder.

"ENOUGH OF THIS! I WISH TO GO TO THE HUMAN WORLD! NOW!"

They all jumped and looked at him. He was in the center of a fiery fire. Even the witch was shaking a bit. She bowed to him.

"Yes. Y-yes my lord. I'll..I'll get the girl with the ruby slippers to..."

With a menacing look in his eye he cut her off.

"That won't be neccasary."

He glared at each and everyone of them, sending a shiver down their spines to their eternal souls. Then he did a Shigure and gave them his cute kitty smile.

"I'll just use my cell phone."

They did an anime style fall.

From the...pockets (?) in his fur He pulled out his iPhone. He dialed a number, and a voice mail voice came over it.

"Please keep all hands and arms connect to your body. No flash photography, and please enjoy your trip brought to you by Apple."

A thick magical dust filled the room, and lightening flashed through it. With a whirl pool like cyclone, they all disappeared.

Kyo woke up to someone pulling on his arm. He woke up screaming.

"AAAHH! WHAT THE HELL!"

He shoved the person next to him away. His eyes popped open as he came face to face with Kagura. She let out a sigh of relife and hugged him.

"KYO! You're alright."

"Where am I? What happened?"

He blinked and stared around the room. Everyone was standing around him. Looking concerned, well everyone except Yuki, who looked disappointed because he was still alive. Hatori walked over to him and put his tethoscope thingy to his heart.

"Kagura accidently ran into you, and knocked you fell and hit your head on the table. You passed out and had a very bad head wound, but you should be alright now."

Kyo put his hand on his head, as fragments of his dream played back in his head.

"Man, I had the weirdest dream. You were in it, and the damn rat, and..."

His mouth opened in a silent yell. Standing at the edge of the bed were the twins. The blue haired fairy and witch. He pointed wildly at them.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING HERE!?!"

Shigure waved his hand infront of his face.

"Don't be rude Kyo. These two are friends of Kagura's. They came over with her, along with thier little friend."

"Little...Friend?"

Kyo heard a meow, and looked down at his chest to see Oz laying on him. He pushed the cat off of him, and frantically clawed his way away from the animal. I purred slightly and moved toward him.

"KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!"

Yuki watched all of this and scoffed as he picked up the white kitten.

"What's the matter? Are you scared of cats now? Maybe you finally caught a glimpse of yourself in a mirror."

Kyo growled and was about to yell at him when the door opened and Ayame ran in.

"YYYYYYYUUUUUUU-CCCCHHHHHAAAAAANNNNN!"

They all looked at the grown man. He was wearing a torn dress and there was a clump of hair missing from his head. He jumped over Kyo and hugged Yuki. There was a big fight between the three, and everyone tried to break it up. Oz jumped away from the ruckus and walked over to the only calm people in the room. The twins, Haru, and Hana watched all of this from the corner. Oz sat on his haunches and started to clean himself.

"It seems that you two missed someone."

"Not me. Blue was supposed to handle everyone here."

"HEY! How was I supposed to find him. He was in a bathroom closet somewhere."

"Well he's out of the closet now."

Haru and Hana smiled at each other, and held hands, before they went to help his struggleing cousin. The blue fairy and the witch awwed in unison at the sweet couple, and then looked back to see Kyo trying to rip away from the hug Kagura had him in. The blue fairy sighed. She still had a lot of work to do. Oz chuckled silently to himself, catching Lorali's attention.

"Is there a problem master."

He shook his head.

"No. We'll be here for a while, but it should be fun to make those two fall in love."

A shoe went flying into Kyo's head, knocking him off of the bed and into Yuki, who was still trying to fight off Ayame.

"Very fun indeed."

Yep Yep. I left it opened for a sequel, but don't count on it too soon. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it. This was...Interesting to say the least. I hope I made you laugh and didn't make you cry. As a thank you, you could review for me. If you want.