The bloopers that they didn't show us cause they'd run out of time.
Enjoy! ;)
Obi-Wan: *dramatic close up* I saw him... killing *cracks up* younglings. *covers mouth and keeps laughing*
Lucus: What? What's so funny?
Padme: *starts laughing*
Lucus: I don't get what's so funny. Try it again.
Obi-Wan: *dramatic close up again* I saw him... *starts to crack up* killing younglings. *laughs again*
Padme: *suppresses her laughter into her hand*
Lucus: Can we be serious? You need to act mortified, shocked. Something. It's not suppost to be funny to see a bunch of dead babies!
Obi-Wan&Padme: *laugh even harder*
Lucus: What?
Obi-Wan: Dead baby!
Lucus: *facepalm*
Obi-Wan: *dramatic close up* I saw him... *covers his smirk with his hand* killing babies.
Padme: *cracks up again*
Lucus: Cut! Say your line!
Obi-Wan: No fun...
Windu: You are under arrest, my lord.
Sidieous: No! No! No! NOOOO! *uses force lightning on Windu*
Windu: *is being electricuted* MOTHERF***ER! F***!
Sidieous: *stops*
Lucus: I thought I told you no swearing last time I brought you on set.
Windu: HE REALLY DID SHOCK ME!
Sidieous: *hides the jumper cables and car battery behind his back*
Anakin: I'm not leaving without you, Master.
Obi-Wan: NO! GO! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO ESCAPE THE SET!
Anakin: Really?
Lucus: Get those skylights secured. *turns back to Anakin and Obi-Wan* NO IT'S NOT!
Obi-Wan: YOU WERE MY BROTHER, ANAKIN! AND... AND I... um.. do I need to say it?
Lucus: Cut...
Anakin: *gets extinguished* ow... my skin...
Lucus: Just say your line.
Obi-Wan: But I'll get assaulted with slash on fanfiction! That already happened enough between me and Qui-Gon!
Qui-Gon(ForceGhost): He's right you know.
Anakin: *carrying Obi-Wan on back and walks to a door for the elevator*
Lucus: Uh wrong door there.
Anakin: *chuckles and puts Obi-Wan down*
Dooku: *uses the force on Obi-Wan and makes him smack into the catwalk but then he flies back more and hits the window*
Obi-Wan: owwwwwww... *slides down glass with a squeak*
Dooku: *uses force on Obi-Wan and makes him smack into the catwalk again*
Obi-Wan: *hits the catwalk* ARGH! MY B***S!
Anakin: *falls over laughing his heart out*
Dooku: Sorry!
Windu: Anakin, take a seat. Or do I need to get the rancor?
Lucus: When did I put a rancor in this? *reading script*
Windu: Nah, I messed around with my lines.
Lucus: But I don't have any props for a rancor!
Windu: That's alright.
Rancor: *stomps up behind him*
Anakin&EveryOtherCouncilMember: *just crapped their pants*
Grevious: *starts down ramp and slips and fall face first* Who did this? *rage*
Anakin: *hides a can of oil*
Obi-Wan: That should be in the film.
Lucus: Nah, I'll edit this out.
Windu: You are under arrest. My lord.
Sidieous: *gets a lazah face* BAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Windu: *smoldering and coughing up smoke* What the f***?
