i kind of borrowed bits and pieces of this from the Kuroshitsuji Musical 2 - for those who've seen might recognize few things here and there

this oneshot might be my fave so far~

own only: the photo album

warnings: sadistic Suusuke, somewhat stupid humor

Dangers of Hero Shuusuke

"Are you comfortable down there?" A light chestnut haired male leaned against the stairway railing, looking down at the tied up emerald haired teen disguised as a girl in a frilly pink dress and long wig.

Fierce golden cat-like eyes glare up at the smiling man, obviously annoyed. "Uresai! This is all your fault, you bastard!"

"Saa, that isn't how a professional agent should act, Ryoma-kun~"

"Un. Tie. Me. Now!"

The other looked thoughtful as though he was making the hardest decision of his life. "Hmmm. I don't think I should. You look absolutely helpless right now."

"Shuusuke!"

Smiling, the said older male pulled out a camera and snapped a picture. "This is for safekeeping. It'll go nicely with all your other (blackmail) photos in the album."

"You wouldn't dare!"

"Try me. How about I show this to Tezuka? I'm sure he'll love seeing his successor in this position~"

"!"

"Or maybe I should send to that famous magazine?"

"..."

"What about the newspaper?"

"..."

"TV?"

"Shuusuke!"

"Nani?"

"..." A faint blush dusted the teen's cheeks as he whispered something inaudible.

Shuusuke jumped over the railing, landing firming on the cold cemented ground of the basement. He smirked and kept his now viewable cerulean blue eyes locked on Ryoma's tied figure. "Saa, I couldn't hear you."

"I said help me, damn it! I'll do anything you want so just get me out of here!"

A smile no different than the Cheshire Cat's formed on Shuusuke's lips. "Anything?"

Ryoma nodded, regret filling him.

"Say 'Nya~'"

"Hell no!"

The brunette sighed and began walking away. "Very well. Have fun untying yourself."

"Matte!"

Shuusuke stopped short, turning back around. "Hai?"

"I-I'll do it!"

It was that grin again. "Excellent."

"...kuso!"

"I'm waiting~"

"...wan..."

Cerulean blue eyes narrowed. "I said to say to meow not bark." His tone made sure that Ryoma heard the threat of leaving him behind.

Ryoma desperately 'reached' out for the other male. "Nyan!"

The smile on Shuusuke's widened. "Kawaii. Now do it again. You should do a neko dance too."

"Nani? Shuusuke, you sadist! I have had enough of your games!"

"Awww, you're no fun~"

"I order you to release me now!"

"Whatever you say, hime-sama." The somewhat satisfied sadist walked over and untied the rope, freeing Ryoma from his torment... Kind of...

"Hime? That's bullshit! Take that back!" The emerald haired teen glared dangerously at him.

"Saa, that's no way to thank someone who just saved you."

"Che. I'm never going to thank you for saving my ass!"

Arms wrapped around the teen's feminine figure and lips formed a strange grin. "Save? No... I don't save…; especially in the darkness of the night," a quiet whisper was heard next to the smaller's ear, "I give it more pain."

Understanding the man's meaning, Ryoma's cheeks turned bright red as he struggled to get out of his grasp. "Yadda!"

A sadistic smile crossed over Shuusuke's lips and hands began to roam over his captive's body which was covered only with the frilly pink dress. "Zama miro~"

"KUTABARE!"

Mah... It didn't take their enemies long to find them after that...

Zama miro - Serves you right (something along these lines)

Kutabare - Go to hell

plz do review! personally i liked this one~