Unfortunately the young Hyuga could remember her first meeting with Uchiha Sasuke like it was just yesterday. Perhaps because it was just yesterday or perhaps because of the impression he left on her.
Delusional, rude, and just a bit obnoxious, actually, really obnoxious!
Hinata had already grown out of her old stuttering habit thanks to a certain blonde that was not only her best friend, but old crush. And with a strict father like Hyuga Hiashi, bad habits never stood a chance.
With new grown self confidence from Naruto, her good friend, sessions and sessions of therapy, Hinata had finally stopped her annoying old stuttering habit!
Or so she thought.
"Cock a doodle do! Time to wake up Sasuke teme, you're going to be late! Cock a doodle doo!" said the annoying voice from his chicken shaped alarm clock that also happened to be the voice of his best friend.
Sasuke groaned. He would have definitely changed his alarm many times before if it had not been because of the stupid dobe fussing about how it was "wrong to throw away a birthday present."
But Sasuke had no intention to throw away the alarm!
He simply wanted to crush it to bits and bits. But could you blame him? As much as he loved his best friend, they practically already lived with each other! Especially since Sasuke's mother, the sweet woman she is, told Naruto to come and sleep over whenever he wanted. Of course the first time he slept over was because Mikoto dragged Naruto into Sasuke's room by the feet with a big smile over her face.
Naruto knew never to mess with Sasuke's mom, something that had already been established in the Uchiha family despite nobody actually saying it.
Sasuke half smiled and half smirked, after all Uchiha Sasuke doesn't smile, he sexily smirks.
He proceeded to shower, brush his teeth and "pay his daily tribute to the porcelain gods" as Naruto would put it. Unlike many fan girls belief, Uchiha Sasuke does go to the toilet to do his business. In fact he was quite a devotee by paying tribute twice a day, but many fan girls denied the fact that someone as gorgeous as Sasuke could produce something so horrid. Words like "chocolates that can't be eaten" were replaced.
Getting out of the shower with only his towel covering his lower half on, he pondered on what to wear for the day. The line, "Style is an option but clean is not," didn't apply to him. Not only was Sasuke a bit of a clean freak, but he also did his fair bit of fashion research.
Sporting his favorite gray collared jacket, white button up shirt, ray bans, and dark wash slim jeans, Sasuke looked good enough to be in a magazine!
But of course he knew, after all he was Uchiha Sasuke, who wouldn't want him?
"Sunshine, lollipops, rainbows and everything I feel when we're together," sang Hinata's alarm that also had the voice of our precious best friend Naruto.
Hinata groaned into a smile, it was the same alarm that she had for 8 years that she loved. In fact when Neji had once accidentally broken it, she cried until he got it fixed by Jiraiya. After all, how can you bear to throw away a present from someone as precious as Naruto?
She would be crushed if the alarm itself had been crushed, but how could you blame her? Even though the two of them never worked out, he had become her first best friend and given her the first present, the smiling sun flower alarm clock.
Hinata's soft blush slowly became a slow smile.
But as fun as thinking about past memories were, they weren't as great as creating new ones and she didn't want to be late. So Hinata continued on with her morning ritual with a quick shower which she had been singing in the entire time, brushed her teeth, and dressed in comfortable clothing.
Whoever said dresses were uncomfortable probably got a size too small.
The young Hyuuga adored dresses because not only were they simple to style, but she enjoyed the breeze she felt on her legs. Her favorite reason probably came from her deceased mom's advice though, "When in doubt, skirt it out." Meaning today she wore yet another dress.
Her outfit today consisted of a loose blue dress with a skinny belt on her waist, a small heart necklace from her mother, oxford wedges, and a pretty charm bracelet.
She smiled to herself, even though she was usually quite modest, she knew she was quite irresistible.
"Sasuke teme!" half scolded and half yelled Naruto, "You can't just throw away these letters that girls put their heart into!" Naruto huffed. Why did that teme get to be so lucky! Not only did the chicken butt get free lunch from cute girls, even though they normally end up in Naruto's stomach not to their knowledge of course, but he got love letters everyday!
Said chicken butt rolled his eyes, what did the dobe expect him to do?
Go to every girl and raise their hopes up by saying he loved them? No, Sasuke may act be a bit of a bastard at times but he was not going to raise their hopes. Nor was he about fuel anymore potential stalkers.
Unfortunately in his many years of being Naruto's friend, he knew there was no way to win against the persistent blond without getting an earful. So he reluctantly refrained himself from throwing away all of his love letters.
"Fine dobe, you win," Sasuke started as Naruto's grin became a full out smile. "I'll only throw away the inadequate ones."
Naruto looked at Sasuke in confusion.
"This, this, this, this and definitely this," scowled Sasuke. Naruto stared wide eyes at Sasuke's scowl. "What?" questioned Sasuke. "Sasuke teme, I don't see the difference between those letters…Why would you throw those?"
Sasuke gawked as if Naruto had missed the most important detail. "My dear Naruto," Sasuke tsked, you are such a virgin."
"Now look here teme," Naruto slowly started, "I AM BY NO MEANS A VIRGIN AT ALL." Naruto finally loudly declared with his fist pumped up. And by declare, I mean loudly told the many girls around them as they giggled.
Naruto furiously blushed, damn this teme always making him look bad! But from Naruto's many years of knowing Sasuke, one thing was for sure, that teme was smart as hell. "Explain yourself teme," Naruto said in his pissed off voice as his arms were folded in front of his chest.
"You see Naruto, from my years of experience I have learned something truly extraordinary about the female race." This caught Naruto's attention because if there was one thing Sasuke was good about, it was girls. "Handwriting," Sasuke started again, "can determine how good of a technique a girl has."
Sasuke picked up the letter he had scowled at before and continued again.
"This type of writing here can only mean one thing."
Now Naruto was definitely interested, as much as Sasuke sounded crazy about determining a girl's sex technique before even knowing her with just her hand writing, he was probably onto something.
"Normally I would've let her do everything she wants with me being the generous person I am. But look at her hand writing, not only is it ugly but she writes too hard," explained the ever so knowledgeable Sasuke.
However Naruto continued to stare at him with a questionable stare.
Sasuke sighed, how could he expect Naruto of all people to understand something without major explaining?
"Look dobe. Sloppy writing results to a sloppy lover. Take your writing for example, rushed big writing that means your technique in the bedroom is not only sloppy, but you are also a quick shooter." Sasuke explained as if he were talking to a three year old.
Said quick shooter looked thoughtful then enraged! "WHY YOU!" shouted the mad blond as he tried punching Sasuke in the face which would've been a great hit if Sasuke had not dodged it. However while they were fighting they had not noticed the smiling Hyuga with a cup of her favorite frappuccino.
*THUD* Large white eyes widened and met dark black eyes while one large callused hands flew and inadvertently landed on something soft, round and slightly bouncy? Thanks to his good reflexes, he was luckily able to stop the flying frappuccino from damaging his favorite shirt. Hinata's face flushed!
One…..Two….Thr-….
"KYAAH!" The young Hyuga couldn't help but scream as she got violated by someone that wasn't her husband or even a 3 month boyfriend! Sure he had a great ass and all….but… NO…Uchiha Sasuke, someone that was barely a friend, just grabbed her special area that she had only ever intended for her life partner to touch…and in front of Naruto! How embarrassing. Quickly she scrambled to get up but as she scrambled to get up but she made a big mistake by stepping on Uchiha Sasuke.
"AHAHAHAHA!" As much as he wanted to help Sasuke, he couldn't stop laughing! Stupid teme deserved it for calling him a quick shooter. Naruto gave Hinata a thumbs-up sign as he walked to class. "Good job Hinata!" If Hinata had clearly heard, probably would've blushed with glee, but for now she had other things to worry about. Unfortunately if Naruto had stopped laughing and paid attention for a second, he would've noticed that Sasuke had grabbed something he shouldn't have.
"Arg!" Now it was his time to scream as a sharp pain hit his abdomen and a freezing cold drink after it. Did some kind of fat, squishy sea-animal just hit him? However when he looked up, there was no walrus in sight. Instead he just saw a petite blue haired female bowing down to him.
"I…I…I…I'm suh-sor-sorry Uchiha-san!" said Hinata, gushing out the last words as if she were accepting a proposal to the meanest and ugliest man in the world. How embarrassing, if it had not been for her old confidence classes, she was sure she would've cried.
A cute blue haired girl with nice boobs? This was not how "Uchiha-san" had pictured his morning but besides his ruined blue shirt, he didn't mind much.
"How much?" asked the scared girl. Sasuke smirked, did the Hyuga girl want him that badly? "Worry not for I am a gentleman and I could never ask you to pay for my... services, "answered the over confident Uchiha. Man, was he that good? But still, a simple hello would've been good enough he thought as he groaned at the cold sensation of the shirt.
Hinata was slightly confused, but continued questioning him. "Nuh-nuh-nuh-no! I must pay you right th-th-this instant since this was my en-tire fault," choked Hinata as she tried to keep her blush at bay.
Whoa! This girl was frisky! Sure the hallways were pretty empty for some strange reason, but anyone could walk in this moment… He was going to have fun with her!
Sasuke smirked, oh yes he was. "Tell you what," Sasuke smugly started, "find me at my apartment in the Takimori complexes. Just ask for Uchiha Sasuke's room and I'll make sure you get the punishment you deserve." Hinata's face turned reddened at Sasuke's suggestion and she was about to politely deny his "lovely" offer until she felt something rub her behind.
This girl was such a ten! And she was going to be all his pretty soon….
Is exactly what he thought until said "ten" punched him in the chest making him fall over. Sasuke stared blankly at the sudden angry girl and even though he wouldn't admit it, he was quite scared. Uchiha Sasuke was by no means weak and worked out frequently. But this small girl just accomplished what Naruto would brag about for days in just one move….
1….2….3…
Oh god. Sasuke shivered…This could only mean one thing… She was into S&M…. Oh god. It was Karin all over again.
He was snapped out of his thoughts when he heard the Hyuga scream, "You…YOU JERK! I AM NOT SOME BOOTY CALL NOR AM I SOME DOLL FOR YOU TO JUST TOUCH AND FEEL…Oooooh….UCHIHA SUCKSKE," and stormed out leaving him alone and confused.
Suckske? Was she a stupid middle schooler? Oh no. Worst. What if she was a virgin?
So yup, anyone confused about the porcelain gods, no fear Caroline's here!
What has porcelain in the restroom?
The sink?
Yes.
But think dirty.
Very dirty. ;)
The toilet. :(
Yeah so anyway, review guys...So I don't feel like I'm wasting my time proof reading and checking this story if no one's going to read it! :(
Is this chapter too long? I think so...but do you guys like the length?
Oh. And I'm also thinking about starting a new story! With a reverse harem :) So basically it's like one girl and 5 guys...
Should I have Hinata or Ino as the main character? I'm feeling Ino but opinions and suggestions are encouraged. ;)