Chapter 4- Horribly Helpless

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Zelda's PoV

"Hehehe. Don't worry; it'll only hurt when the tape comes off." I said coolly. I stepped back to look at the piece of work I had here.

What would our children look like? Hmm…

"Mmf!" Was all that the poor 'hero' could manage to say with his mouth taped shut.

Aww! Just look at him! So cute. He'll never get fre-. My thoughts were interrupted by the sound and sight of the tape coming off.

"Are you stupid or what? You didn't even tie my hands up!" he screamed at me.

"Oh my, I did overlook that, didn't I?" I said partly to myself. It didn't matter though. I'd just tape his hands together. Yay.

I got down on my hands and knees and was about to grab his wrist but… He kicked me back. And here I thought he was my love. But then again, he was only tied by his neck. Ugh, I just can't seem to think straight…

"Zelda," Link said quietly and slowly. "Put. The tape. Down."

"NEVER!" I yelled. He would be mine; just as soon as I could think of a plan. And so I left to do just that.

- - -

"Oh magical Shieket, where have I gone wrong?" I asked, holding the harp up and staring into its middle. What I needed was a plan… a plan that wouldn't totally backfire.

"You mustn't hurt the boy. You are not fit to bear his children." It spoke softly.

"But I want to! Like really really bad." Seriously, I did.

"It doesn't matter how 'really really bad' you want it. You need him. A great evil is coming."

"Gee, where've I heard that one before?" I said, annoyed.

"Listen… If you want to survive, you'll unleash me." It said.

"Unleash you, but how? And what are you?" I asked confusedly.

"It doesn't who and what I am now. It only matters that I am set free. If you do that, everything else will fall into place." It promised. And while I really did want to know what this thing was, I guess that if a 'great evil' is coming once again, I'll need this power.

"Fine… and just how would I go about freeing you?" I asked.

"All you have to do is envision it and it will be so…" it said.

So I did. And it did.

It was a horrifyingly bright flash of light that filled the throne room that I sat in. I was pretty sure it filled everywhere else in the castle too. It had to have lasted at least a minute. A minute where the only thing I could see was a pure, solid white. And all I felt was heat. It took me a while to realize that the heat was from the harp I held in my hands; my hands that were likely badly burned now. After a while, the light faded into darkness and there was a feeling of wetness all around me. I was in water. It was everywhere. Even before I figured that out, I stupidly took in a deep breath. After that, I remember no more.

- - -

Later.

I woke up in a small boat. Looking around, I found that I was laying in the King of Red Lions… on top of Link. I gasped.

"Link, wake up!" I said, frantically grabbing his shoulders and shaking him. But alas, nothing happened. My mind started to race all over the place. How did we get here? Who saved us? Where's the castle? Where's anything, actually? And… Where is Shieket? That's right; I freed it from its prison… But-

I felt something vibrating inside my wet, white dress. Oh gee, what's Link going to think? It's wet and see through. Heh. I thought. Then I reached down to pull out my gossip stone necklace that I kept from my pirating days. I held it to my ear to listen.

"Princess, this is Sheik… Find land… I'll explain later… Can't talk…" Was all I heard, then the message cut off.

"Damnit… I don't even know how to sail a boat." I said to myself. And with Link all unconscious and all, how was I supposed to find land by myself? And when he did wake up, how do I know he wouldn't still think I were all demented and crazy?

I sighed. We'd be drifting a long time until something happened at this rate. How did I get into this mess?

"Why goddesses, why?" I said, looking up to the sky which was filling quickly with grey clouds.

Plip. Plip. Plip.

It started to drizzle. I heard the rain falling into the already vast ocean, slowly adding to its mass. Soon I was soaked in fresh rain from my crowned head to my bare feet. Then I started to cry. Then weep. Then moan. Then I screamed at the top of my lungs. And then there was nothing left. So with fresh tears in my eyes, rolling down my flushed cheeks, I once again looked up.

"I-I'm… so… sorry, daddy."

Then I lay down in the little space there was beside my only friend and I hoped and prayed for this to be over.

Aww, short chapter with a sad ending, I know, but there might be two today, yay. And sorry if the last chapter was confusing because I know it was. To clear one thing up in this one, Zelda isn't possessed anymore and the magic in the harp has been released. After Tuesday (which is when I start summer break) I'll try to update everyday again. Don't expect updates this Monday though. So yeah.

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-Paaai!