A.N. It has been too long. I felt the need to post this. It is short, I know. But it's an update. I'm going to try and update today and tomorrow and finish this story up. I'm only doing 2 more chapters. Sorry!

I do not own True Blood. I wish…

True Blood gets Facebook

Eric Northman- Age: 1000+

Siblings: Pam Ravenscroft

Godric

Relationship: In a relationship with Sookie Stackhouse

Bio:

My name is Eric Northman. I was born a Viking. I am over one thousand years old. I am the owner of Fangtasia and Sherriff of Area 5. I am the maker of Pam Ravenscroft. I am a blond but indefinitely not an idiot. I am not weak. Do not mess with me or you may or may not end up dead. Most likely you may.

Comments:

Sookie Stackhouse: The big, bad Eric Northman is on Facebook. Lol.

Eric Northman: What is that supposed to mean?

Pam Ravenscroft: It's supposed to be a taut.

Eric Northman: I know that. I am not stupid.

Sam Merlotte: Sometimes, you're more clueless than a chicken.

Sookie Stackhouse: Ha-ha. Nice one Sam.

Eric Northman: Stay off my wall and stop taunting me. Good Day.

Sam Merlotte: Who says good day anymore…?