Chapter 3! I'm on a roll LOL but still no reviews? DX oh and Thai=Thailand and Patty Kirkland=Fem!Sealand

Arthur walked through the door of his house saying, "I'm home." In a instant he was hugged by his younger sister, Patty Kirkland.

"Welcome home brother!" Patty said with a smile. "Today at school a boy in my class said he got semen all over his desk. Iggy whats semen?"

"Wh-what?" Iggy replied shocked.

"Yeah what is it? I wanna know!" Patty said more eager.

"It's uhh another word for seme! Yes seme." Iggy replied in the spur of the moment and then pinched himself for stupidity.

"Whats a seme?" Patty asked even more confused.

"It's a hmm..." Iggy thought trying to think of something really innocent, his mind then flashed to what his ancestors use to do.

"It's another word for pirate cows!"

"Pirate cows?"

"Yes pirate cows!"

"Oh ok.." Patty said entering the kitchen and returned sucking on a banana.

"Patty why must whenever you eat a banana you start by sucking on it?" Iggy asked sighing.

"Because, I just do it naturally, plus I love bananas." Patty replied taking a bite out of the curved fruit.

Iggy sighed and went up to his room. He collapsed on his bed and store up on the ceiling. He had talked to Kiku more today. They seemed to be getting closer.

Mei screamed as she poured hot coffee on her bare hand. Her friend Emma came running up with a cold wet towel.

"Mei are you ok?" She asked quickly wiping the coffee of her friend's hand.

"I-i'm fine." Mei replied looking around the cafe to make sure her scream of pain didn't worry or scare any of the customers.

"You need to be more careful. What happened?" Emma asked getting an icepack.

"Well I was pouring a cup of coffee and I wasn't paying attention and I poured to much so it spilled over." Mei replied.

"Why were you looking away for that long?" Emma asked applying the ice to Mei's throbbing red hand.

"I just...I just saw one of Viet's friends walk by the cafe." Mei said looking out the large window in front of her station.

"Viet? Your older sister?" Emma asked confused.

"Yeah Viet."

"Why would you be paying attention to one of her friends?"

"I kinda know him...were kinda friends too."

When Mei walked in with her hand wrapped in white bandages Viet started freaking out.

"Mei? Whats wrong? Is your hand injured? Can you write? Forget about writing, can you cook? Please tell me you can cook!" Viet said in the state of panic.

Viet couldn't cook. Well she could cook basic things but nothing really that good. Mei was the one who did all the cooking. Without Mei Viet would probably order take-out every day. Luckily for her Mei had hurt her left hand and not her right, and could still cook.

Kiku entered his house after spending most of the day doing homework in the library.

"I'm home." He said as he took off his shoes.

"Welcome home Kiku." His mother replied from the kitchen.

Good smells filled the house. It was Kiku's mother preparing dinner. She was a fabulous cook and everyone knew it.

"Sorry for coming home late." Kiku replied as he went into his kitchen to see his mother.

Her long jet black hair was tied into a tight black bun. Strands of hair hung loosely around her face. She wiped her hands on her apron which was tied around a pretty pink dress.

"Dinner will be ready in twenty minutes."She said to her son smiling.

"Ok i'll just be in my room." Kiku said heading down the hall to his room.

He closed the door and sat in the chair by his desk. He looked at his pile of manga in the corner and picked the first one off the top. He store at it for a second and then put it back. He was in no mood for reading. He stood by his window and opened it letting fresh air into the stuffy room. There was a cool fall breeze. But winter was just around the corner.

"I should start breaking out my boots and big jackets." Kiku thought to himself looking out at the sunset.

Suddenly his cell phone rang. It was Viet begging him for the answers to todays homework. Kiku sighed and said, "Honestly Viet. You need to pay more attention in class. Or you'll never pass!"

"Please just this last time! I really need it!" Viet said begging.

"Ok fine. Last time." Kiku said sighing, knowing it would not be the last time. He then proceeded to give her the answers and hung up with Viet thanking him.

"Time for dinner!" His mother called from the kitchen down the hall.

"Coming!" He replied exiting his room. Then a thought hit him suddenly. Arthur Kirkland.

Ok that was the longest chapter i've ever written, and probably the dirtiest. :3 But trust me I say much more dirty things on a daily basis...Patty is based off this Fem!Sealand cosplayer I know.

Emma=Belgium