Yeah, Mercedes isn't actually in the House, it was a mistake in the last one. Anyways happy reading :') 3

10:31am

'I hopped off the plane at LAX,
With my dreams and my cardigan,
Welcome to the land of fame excess,
Am i gonna fit in,
Jumped in the cab,
Here i am for the first time,
Look to the right and I see the Hollywood sign,
This is all so crazy'

The housemates woke up to an alarm of 'Party in the U.S.A' by 'Miley Cyrus'. Everyone hummed along and some people quietly sang parts.

"Good Morning gorgeous." Blaine said to Kurt as he opened his eyes.

"Hey Beautiful." Kurt smiled and blushed. They both leaned into a long, passionate kiss.

"How did you sleep?" Blaine asked.

"Amazing, because I slept with you." It was Blaine's turn to blush. "You're cute when you blush, Blaine."

Would all housemates please gather on the sofas.

Blaine stood up and pulled Kurt up, giving him a quick peck on the cheek. When they walked into the Living Room they found that everyone was already gathered, except Quinn and Sam who were making out in the corner. Once they eventually joined the group, big brother started his announcement.

Yesterday Night, the first four housemates to enter the house; Blaine, Quinn, Sam and Santana were set a secret task. As you all know the bedroom door was locked and there is a thermostat inside. It was their task to find the key and unlock the door. Quinn completed this task. Will Quinn please come to the diary room to collect everyone's gourmet breakfast.

"Eep." She shrieked as she ran to the diary room. In the diary room was a moveable trolley filled with muffins, pancakes, eggs, ham, waffles, sausage, bacon, apple and orange juice and much more. She wheeled it out into the dining area.

"Dig in." She shouted. Everyone took a plate and took as much as they could carry.

"I can't believe you had a secret task." Brittany squealed to Santana. "And you passed!"

"Yeah. And it was worth it!" Santana admitted through a mouthful of Bacon.

11:58am All the housemates have finished eating and are now talking at the dining area.

"This is kinda crazy." Lauren admitted.

"What is?" Mike asked.

"This morning there is twelve people eating dinner, right? And, whoever gets to the final will be looking back on this day and thinking 'There used to be twelve people sitting here.'" She told the group.

This is big brother. The garden is now open.

All of the contestants slowly walked into the garden, they would've run but they were all too bloated.

"Finally, some fresh air." Kurt sighed as he was pulled into a hug with Blaine.

Finn, Sam, Lauren, Puck, Rachel and Brittany went inside to change into their swimming costumes. Puck, being the first one to change, walked over to the door leading outside and tried to open it. It was locked. He started to bang on the glass, which attracted the attention of the six outside. After all six from each side tried to open the door they finally worked out that it was locked. Suddenly, police sirens started blaring throughout the whole house and garden.

Will all housemates inside go to the store room to collect their uniforms for this weeks shopping task. The hatch near the swimming pool is now open for housemates outside to collect their uniforms.

"Oh god." Kurt sighed when he saw the orange jumpsuits. "We're in jail. And orange is so not my colour." Santana laughed. As much as she cared about her clothes, Kurt took it way too far.

Attention policeman, once you have changed, go to the diary room.

Once the policeman were all inside the diary room, big brother started to speak to the convicts;

Attention convicts, you are the only ones who can hear this, each policeman is wearing a small handkerchief hanging down from one of their belt loops, you must remove this from them. Each handkerchief you get before 6pm will add sixty pounds to your shopping budget. The door to the house will be released once the policemen return from the diary room.

"Right." Mike started. "We each need to take on one person each. And once you've got your person help the others. I'll take Puck."

"I'll have Sam." Quinn added.

"Britt's on me." Santana told them.

"I'll take Finn." Kurt confirmed.

"I'll have Rachel" Tina nodded.

"I guess that leaves me with Zizes." Blaine sighed.

And contestants, the policemen will do anything to stop you from getting their handkerchief.

"Get ready, their coming out." Blaine pointed out, already leaning on the door so as soon as it opened he'd be through.

He quickly ran towards Lauren causing her to sprint quickly into the bathroom, she ran around the back of the bath. Blaine was one side, Lauren was the other. It was like they were playing a game. She quickly turned around and ran to the separate toilet room. Once in she sat down with her back pressing against the door. Blaine tried bashing against the door but she was too strong. "You've got some muscles on you." Blaine admitted.

"Why, thank you!" She added, still not moving.

At this point, Tina and Rachel were chasing each other round the bedroom, Kurt and Finn were running in the garden, Santana and Brittany were jogging about near the dining table and Mike and Puck were wrestling on the floor.

Mike quickly got up, ditched Puck, and ripped the handkerchief from Brittany.

"Oh Shit!" She screamed. "Guys, they got mine, im sorry!"

"Wait, where's Sam and Quinn?" Santana asked.

"I saw them run into the diary room." Tina called from the bedroom.

"I'll go check it out…" Santana nodded to Mike as if to say he should carry on with Puck. She quickly ran into the diary room to reveal that Sam was one side of the chair and Quinn was the other. Luckily, Quinn was closest to Santana. She took this opportunity and jumped; and then ripped it away Quinn.

"Ahhh." She screamed in frustration.

4:59pm. Finn and Puckerman have also been captured using the teamwork skills of the convicts. Rachel and Lauren managed to escape the others and have now barricaded themselves in the jail, using a piece of the garden furniture.

"It'll be over soon." Lauren told Rachel. Rachel was pacing around. "Then you can eat without being scared that someone will attack you from behind." She added.

"Yay." Rachel snapped in enthusiasm.

"Okay then Miss stroppy pants." Lauren said as she sunk down with her back leaning against the railings. Blaine took this opportunity and ran to the edge of the jail, he poked his head in and he ripped the handkerchief from Lauren. She sighed in frustration at herself.

"Lauren, you bitch!" Rachel screamed as she noticed Lauren was out.

"What did I do?" Lauren asked.

"It's your fucking fault that we are on this team in the first place. 'Let's see if I can beat you at yet another sport.' It's always your fault. You fucking big mouth." Rachel shouted in anger.

"Woah." Lauren said as in shock at how rude Rachel was being. "Ya know the whole group just saw that. And it wasn't good."

Rachel looked out of the cell onto the shocked faces of the other housemates.

Would Rachel come to the diary room.

Lauren exited first removing the garden furniture from the jail followed by Rachel.

"See what you did, Lauren." She snapped. "Now we're gonna have some punishment!"

Rachel swiftly walked to the diary room.

Hello Rachel.

"Hi, Big Brother." She sighed.

Rachel, you have broken the rules by repeatedly being abusive to Lauren. Please go to the jail. You will be locked in there for three hours. Your fellow housemates can give you scraps of food and water. Please exit the diary room and go straight to the jail.

"Ahhh." She screamed in frustration. Once she exited into the main living room; Finn walked up to her.

"What's going on Rachel?" he asked.

"I have to be locked in the jail for three hours. I can only have scraps of food and water." She replied, still walking. Once in the jail Big Brother had an announcement;

Congratulations to the convicts, you have passed this weeks shopping task meaning that you have gained three hundred and sixty ponds to spend on the shopping budget. Would Mike and Blaine please take everyone's orders for the shopping list and then go to the diary room.

"Woohoo!" Lauren screamed.

"Me and Mike'll get the basic food. Anyone need anything special?" Blaine asked.

"Nutella! Or Chocolate Spread!" Santana screamed.

"And buy a cat!" Brittany added, although no-one took her seriously.

"Chocolate." Finn called.

"Make sure to get fruit!" Kurt added.

"Wine and Beer." Puck roared.

"I guess that's it." Mike said to Blaine. They both entered the diary room to find a chalkboard and a catalogue on the diary room chair.

Hello Mike and Blaine.

"Hi." They both said.

The catalogue on the chair has very single item you will need. Please select the name and quantity of the item and write it on the chalkboard. Only one glass of alcohol per person per night is aloud. Please confirm when you are finished.

6:01pm. Sam, Quinn, Blaine and Finn are in the garden.

"Who do you thinks most likely to win this?" Sam asked the others.

"I think Blaine might." Quinn mentioned.

"Me? Why me?" Blaine questioned.

"Because your, like, everyone can like you." Quinn told him.

"I have no idea what you just meant." Blaine chuckled.

"I don't think Rachel will win after what she done this morning…" Finn implied.

"I think we should stop talking about this because I think it's against the rules to discuss nominations." Sam told them.

"True." Finn agreed.

6:37pm Kurt, Tina and Quinn are having a girly catch-up in the bedroom.

"So..." Tina giggled. "How are you and Blaine?"

"Yeah, spill it Hummel." Quinn added.

"He's amazing." Kurt blushed. Quinn and Tina burst out laughing. "I don't mean in bed!" he shrieked. "Anyway, what about you and Sam's bedtime making out sessions?"

"Me and Sam. Have you seen Tina and Mike?"

"How did you know?" Tina asked.

"You sleep in the single next to me. And im a light sleeper." Quinn giggled.

"A little bedtime romance there!" Kurt giggled.

"You can talk, you and Blaine are just *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*" Tina winked. The three burst into laughter.

7:30pm. Rachel has half an hour left in the jail. Tina has gathered everyone on the sofas.

"I'll make dinner tonight." She exclaimed. "We're having my family's Chinese speciality. Any objections?" There was none.

"I can help!" Mike said jumping off of the sofas.

"Just call if you need anyone else." Blaine sighed.

7:55. All the housemates are still on the sofas.

"Everyone!" Tina called. "Grubs up! Take your seats." Everyone walked over and sat down at the table. Mike carried a big cooking pot over and placed it on a mat on the table. He served it up to everyone. Just as everyone started to eat, big brother had an announcement.

Rachel, the door to the jail is now unlocked. You may exit.

She ran across to the dinner table and sat down.

"Pour me some out Mike." She commanded.

"Ive already started eating, can't you do it yourself?" He snapped.

"No, actually seeing as the food is down there and I am sitting her." She said.

"Rachel. Why are you being such a bitchy diva today?" Blaine snapped, he had had enough of the fighting. "Everyone was all happy until you came along!"

Rachel ran off crying. "Look what you done, you bastard!" Finn called as he ran of after Rachel.

"What the fuck has this to do with you Finn? Oh wait. I remember you are scared of me. Because I'll most likely be the new lead in glee club when we get out of here." Blaine roared.

"You fucking say that one more time…" Finn gritted his teeth.

"Stop." Kurt screamed. "Neither of you have no right to threaten each other like that. You are my boyfriend. And you're my brother cant you just fucking get on?" He ran off into the separate toilet room and locked the door. Blaine chased after him and Finn after Rachel. When Blaine got to the locked door he screamed in frustration and slammed his fists against the door.

"Kurt..." he started.

"Just go away, Blaine." Kurt commanded.

"Kurt, I love you and I had no right to snap at your brother like that. Im so, so, so sorry!" Blaine continued.

"I love you too, Blaine." He heard as there was a click of the lock. Kurt melted into Blaines arms. He pushed his face into the side of Blaine's neck. They stood there, hugging, for at least five minutes before returning to the table. Finn and Rachel were already seated.

"I believe you have something to say to Rachel." Finn started when Blaine was seated.

"Not until she apologizes to the whole group for making everything now awkward." It was true, everyone was awkwardly shuffling in their chairs.

"No. I did nothing wrong." Rachel commanded.

Will Blaine, Finn and Rachel come to the diary room. Could Kurt also come to make sure there is no violence on the way.

The four stood up in their seats and walked, not speaking, to the diary room. They all had clenched fists.

Hello Housemates.

"Hi, Big Brother." Kurt sighed. The rest stayed silent.

Behind the diary room chair are three jumpsuits. Could Rachel, Blaine and Finn put these on.

The housemates put them on over the top of their clothing.

If Blaine is to talk to Finn or Rachel anytime for the rest of the day all three of you will receive an electric shock. Let's just test these out.

Rachel screamed, Finn cursed and Blaine squirmed.

These are active from now.

Blaine took Kurts' hand as he walked out of the diary room. They walked straight outside and sat on the garden furniture. They remained cuddling while talking.

"Im sorry, Kurt." Blaine sighed, hanging his head down low.

"Sorry for what?" he asked looking up to Blaine. Blaine avoided eye contact.

"Just…everything. I shouldn't have snapped at Rachel like that and I shouldn't have retaliated at your brother." Blaine admitted.

"Blaine." Kurt sighed. "If you wouldn't have said that to Rachel then I would of. And Finn was the one to start that, not you." Blaine sighed deeply before looking Kurt straight in the eyes.

"I love you." He said.

"I love you, Blaine." Kurt smiled. Blaine pulled Kurt into an open-mouth passionate kiss. "We just did that on TV." Kurt admitted.

"Are you gonna say that every time we kiss in here?" Blaine joked.

9:34pm. Puck, Santana and Brittany are in the kitchen area making a melted cheese sandwiches in saucepans.

"Who do you think the public thought were the good guys in that Rachel/Finn/Blaine fight?" Santana asked.

"I reckon everyone will think that Rachel was in the wrong and Blaine was in the right." Puck sighed flipping over the sandwiches.

"Yeah, Rachel was the diva; ordering about Mike and stuff." Brittany.

"I'm just dreading nominations tomorrow." Santana added.

"Yeah." Puck said as he laid the three sandwiches on the plates. "There you go ladies."

"Thanks." They both said as they lifted the plates.