Dear Pom,

Hello again! Thanks for letting me call you by a short name. As for my nickname, I don't know. I've been called so many names. Moldy, Dova, Mol, Waldo (don't ask. Bro is an ass, okay?), and pretty much everything else. You can come up with anything you want. My human name is Andrei, by the way.

At least it seems to be bigger than mine. You were surprisingly able to find it on the map. Most people can't do that. America least of all. He looked at an American map and kept calling me Rhode Island for three months. That was a bit weird, seeing how Rhode and I look NOTHING alike. The Space Race? I vaguely remember something like that. And yes, Russia is smarter than America. Russia is a threat. America is an idiot with a hamburger and a machine yelling "I'm the hero!" Why would a pen work in zero gravity? I'm younger than him and even I know that the ink would float off the page.

And yes, big bro high an incredibly high pain tolerance. How he does it, I don't know. Maybe it's from all the times Hungary hit him with her frying pan of doom. Yay! I have someone sticking up to big bro for me! He's not too bad, just mean and annoying and both physically and mentally hurtful. Okay maybe he is bad.

Sealand is a military base that England made in WWII (why does that suddenly sound so very wrong) and then abandoned. He got attacked by a helicopter and lost because his house burst into flames. He's more pathetic than am, and therefore NOT a country.

This is the good side of Germany? I'm not sure if I want to fathom his bad side. *shudder* Oh god I just did. I was living with Russia during world war 2 and Romania refused to tell what was going on. I had to read about it instead of actually experiencing it like Albania and Russia and big bro? Where were you? How was it for you? I'm sorry, but I'm fascinated by world war two. I don't know why. Maybe because I (as a person, my nation fought hard…I think) was sheltered and kept in Russia's house.

Yeah, the allies are scary. Ever been around a drunk France? It's worse than a sober one. A LOT worse. No amount of therapy is EVER going to make that experience okay.

Yeah Poland's weird. I heard him talking to Lithuania during one of his visits when I lived with Russia. I think he's either a girl, a hermaphrodite, a cross-dresser, or a full on drag queen. I also massively question his or her sexuality. That song isn't just dedicated to Poland, it's his theme song. It's what was played when Poland was born.

I love black and tan Pomeranians! How does Shadow not get lost? I've been in the caves enough times to have a brilliant sense of directions, but I've had to rescue a lot of people who get lost down there. There's plenty of air but when you begin to go down the air pressure gives people massive head aches and the heat increases. Also, don't light a match down there. The rocks down there are full of all kinds of natural chemicals and some of them are explosive. Only use a flashlight and if it runs on batteries, bring a spare one and extra batteries.

Yes it is, I'm a genius at times. Yeah institutions are pretty easy to break out of. I have no personal experience but big bro has plenty. So does Russia and Belarus. I think they sent Ukraine there once as well. I think Lithuania would get mad (is that possible for him?) if I sent Poland to an institution for help. Yeah sending him to France sounds like a better idea. France has had a lot of colonies. I pity them all. Thing is, I can't imagine England being nice and quiet. I carved his face into a pumpkin once. It had big angry eyes and thick eyebrow holes. It was also yelling.

Moldova

Dear Moldova

...Waldo? Seriously? Oh got, that's funny! XD Guess I'll never be able to find you in a crowd then...I kind of forgot my human name...did I even have one? I dunno...

Know how I find things on the map? I go to the index. It gives me the page number AND the coordinates...though when I was looking up Albania, it gave me the coordinates to the sea NEXT to the country...poor guy, he's drowning :(

America is America. And America is an idiot. Sadly, there is nothing we can do...

Actually...the ink wouldn't float off of the paper, because ink stains paper. The problem with a zero gravity pen would be getting the ink OUT of the pen, as there is normally this little round ball that gravity has the ink run past...if that makes sense? I have too much spare time.

When any guy was giving me grief, I'll just make him a soprano ^^ Try that method. Just run...really fast.

Try telling Sealand that -.-'

Seriously, you do NOT want Germany pissed off. And, because Prussia ceased to "exist" and I was one of his provinces at the time (try saying "Pommern" to him when he's still waking up and see the effects ^^), I kinda wasn't anything then...plus, Russia thought I was gone, so I was happy to go along with that.

Yeah, I have been around a drunk France. But lucky for me (sarcasm), Prussia decided that the only person groping me that night would be him. Needless to say, two people walked out of that bar almost castrated with a very amused Spaniard.

Poland's a dude...well, he should be! And...I think him and "Liet" have something going on...

Shadow is my Shadow. Though he will respond to Schatten (German) or, on rare occasions, cień (Polish). I don't know how he doesn't get lost, but he IS a dog. Right, no flames...got it...toxic gases...I'm now wondering if I should go at all...

Wait...Romania was sent to a psychiatric hospital and no one told me?. Yes, Lithuania can get mad, however he gets afraid even faster. And anyway, the staff would send Poland back...sadly, what has happened to him cannot be undone.

Yeah, that sounds like England...and hope, for your sake, that you have yet to see him drunk. If you haven't, when someone brings out the alcohol, run.

Pomerania.