Dear Pom

Why, of all things, Ella? Isn't that a girls name or something? Whatever.

There's no thing as that line. Both of things mean fun and raised heart beats. That works perfectly fine for me.

Yes, fish. Nothing tastes better than fish. Oh, and shirtless men are okay if you're into that. We have plenty of those.

Yeah I'm actually pretty fond of that show. I don't like that they made fun of my country, though. They are idiots. Who drives a crappy car off a cliff? …Wow, that was an example of hypocrisy. I did that last month.

First were tribal and then you had a monarchy? Interesting transition. What's a duchy? Sorry, I don't feel like looking it up. Ah yes, the glory of religion and wars. I try to mostly stay away from that. Definitely a rocky life.

Wow, a little dog with plenty of bite to back up his bark. Wait, what? The dogs here are pretty vicious, but if you tame them right they'll eat out of your hands. It's awesome.

Little guys are totally smart asses. I swear Luxembourg is worse than Moldova, though. Sealand is probably the worst. I guess it could work for a few, but punching Moldova would cause big problems. Big problems meaning Romania would come after me with an ax. He's what you call and horrible but overprotective elder brother.

Yeah Prussia seems like a pain. Ha ha poor you, he seems so weird. Next time he does something so stupid that that happens, invite me over with a bag of popcorn.

Thanks. Yeah I was pretty young when that happened. Moldova was a chibi and Israel was still sheltered in Palestine's house. Ah, they grow and destroy their brothers so quickly. Except Dova. He's quite a late bloomer. Albania


Dear Albania.

Yes, it's a girls name, but I think it'd suit you ^^ It's so cute...

Hm, same. People always called me slightly crazy 'cause I actually didn't really think about who I punched when annoyed, but then again the people who called me crazy WERE the ones who I tended to punch...

Meh. Fish are ok, prefer different foods though. Hm...can I come to your beaches one day ^^ I need to work on my tan, for one.

Roflmao xD wow. I feel sorry for the people worrying about you.

Basically, I had a duke looking after my lands. Stinks, right? Especially the first one...lets just say, he wasn't faithful to his wife -.- I tried to stay away from religion and wars too, and look where it got me!

Of course Shadow has plenty of bite! His teeth are wonderful! Hehe. And they sound adorable. Me want one...sadly, Shadow wouldn't be too happy...

Would you hate me if I said that I actually kinda do want to see Romania chase someone with an ax again? And, lucky, I haven't has the displeasure of meeting Sealand.

Yes, I will. I'll put you on speed-dial, next to Hungary. Just...don't ask why Hungary is on my speed-dial.

Yeah, they d...wait, what? I'm just hoping Moldova never does anything like that! I hate war, and if he starts another one then even Romania wont be able to save him the lecture he'll get! (Don't blame me for my long and cutting lectures. I ended world war two with one, so you better be happy about them!)

Pomerania