Dear Pom,

Thanks for the compliment on my hair. Finally, someone realizes how awesome it is. Romania just tells me I'm aging prematurely from stress, even though I've had that stripe since birth.

I quite like cats. I love dogs too. I really want one but not one of Albania's. They scare me. If I had too say if I was a dog or cat person, I actually wouldn't be able too. They both so cute!

Hm, Adala sounds pretty. There you go, your human name for now is Adala.

We have a REALLY old map (none of us can afford to buy a new one -_-') that doesn't have an index. Plus, it's all in Russian so big brother refuses to read it even though both of our countries have a fairly large amount of Russians. Romania is weird.

Ah, got it. They use letters? I remember actually learning the Russian alphabet before the Roman one. I couldn't read for the longest time. Thank god for free Rosetta Stone and Lord Google. Albania is a far better swimmer than anyone I've met. I think he's more fish than human. He loves beaches. I'm a landlocked country, so I don't have any.

Ha ha that is brilliant! I recently told him that, and made sure to say "ghost nation". There's a video clip of his reaction connected to this. It's like watching people's reactions to Amnesia the Dark Descent; hilarious. He screamed so loud and ran under the couch.

I've always wanted to dissect a pen! Maybe I can steal one from my boss. Thanks for the advice on how to do it. Dissecting things is fun!

*hugs back* Thank you! The reason is that I'm near Russia and no one wants to go there and I'm just not that reach nor very strong. People want strong friends, which I think is imbecilic and brainless.

No, I haven't been kicked in the nuts, and I'm fairly proud of that. I did see that happen to big brother and few other people. It's kind of funny when it happens to him, but it sounds painful.

Oh, sorry ^^'. Misunderstanding. Prussia and France being almost castrated? As frightening as that is, that's absolutely hilarious. I give you credit!

Don't worry, I have in fact had a few years of therapy and though that image is still not okay it's at least bearable. China is a guy? I still wonder, but I'm going to hold you to that. Sometimes I think Austria actually does need those glasses, didn't N. Italy have a super high voice before? Poor Romano, living with a pedo *shudder*. Sometimes I wonder if my brother is one too with the fact he always seems to be stalking me. *looks behind shoulder* Go away! Sorry, he was in the hallway at the door to my room.

How does one stay away from Poland? He may have social anxiety but the guy is annoying and attaches himself to you. He followed me around during this one conference. How do stand it?

Yeah, he seems weird enough as it is. Drunk England sounds like a nightmare. Tell me, what is the European thing? That you're alcoholics? Tell me cause big brother won't! Moldova


Dear Moldova.

I like oddities in people! And nations too. A natural stripe of white hair is cool. And if Romania is teasing you about your stripe, you can tease him about his "vampire phase"...he HAS gotten over that, hasn't he?

Well...you could get a Pom! They're smaller than cats! You just need to put aside a couple minutes grooming every day, or a good few hours grooming if you don't do it every day, and you'll have a beautiful pom 3 I love my dogs.

O...kay? I think the last time someone decided to give me a name, it was "Gil" something...and you don't get any awards for guessing it correctly -.-'

Yes, Romania is weird. And...you can't afford a new map? Sheesh. I'll buy you one for Christmas. How's that? It'll be fancy and in book form too.

Letters and numbers. On the bottom/top of the page are letters, and on the sides are numbers. It's all in a square(ish) grid. And I am trying to learn Russian...I find it a bit hard, due to the fact that they don't use letters.

So...he's a mermaid? Lol xD sorry, I couldn't resist reading the "part fish" thing. And just 'cause you don't have any beaches doesn't mean you can't have fun at them! Though, I did border the Baltic sea, so I kinda did have beaches...

Ah, thank you. If he ever annoys you, just mention that Pomerania the Ghost Nation will come and beat his fat ass for you. If he starts to disbelieve it, I'll douse myself in flour and then show him that I actually am "alive" hehe.

...um...depends on WHAT you're dissecting...o.0

Yeah, it is stupid. I haven't had much friends, but that's because one; I kept to myself, and two; Prussia was kinda very easy to get jealous and there are hardly any female nations...

Ah, thank you *bows*. Sadly, the barkeep wasn't as impressed and took my knife off of me and I had to run before he got the police...

Good. And I blame the older nations for not being responsible enough and scaring poor young you. Yes, China is a guy...don't ask me how I know that. Please.

Yeah, he did have a really high voice. Apparently, the look on everyone's faces when N. Italy had his voice broken was really funny. Though, I feel sorry for HRE (Who, I think, totally looks like Germany). He thought Italy was a girl and had a crush on "her".

Spain was alright...he didn't actually DO anything till Romano hit puberty, I think. And I don't THINK Romania is a pedo, he may just be wondering who you've been writing to lately...and please, don't tell him. He knows where my lands used to be, and my favourite places on those lands.

I...don't know. I just do? Hiding from him is REALLY easy, though. I swear, he gets distracted very easily. If you want to know how people can stay around him, I suggest asking Lithuania.

o.0 um...I'll tell you when you've reached puberty...Wait, have you? If so, do NOT accept Frances invitation to his annual European Nation Get Together...Trust me, you'll come out of it changed. Romania has a very good reason for keeping this small fact a secret from you.

Pomerania.