P3-
Please, Burn My Head
II- Responsibility for My Actions? Screw You!
"Sir, we have arrived at the destination." The Kirijo group chauffeur informed the sleeping youth in the back seat.
In Minato's mind…
"Kid, get off your lazy ass, we're here!" the mental occupant kicked the astral form of the blue-haired boy.
"You deal with it. ZzzzzZZzz," the bluenette snoozed.
"Lazy shit, what would you do without the indestructible Gig!" the Master of Death said as he flipped Minato's mental bed over .
"Woooaaah!" the blunette shrieked as he awoke from his slumber.
Outside Minato's mind.
"*Yawn* I'm gonna need some serious therapy after this," the young man pondered to himself as the chauffeur stared at him.
"What?" the bluenette likewise glared at the man.
"You were speaking in your sleep." The chauffeur replied calmly.
"What'd I say?" the youth spoke, curious.
"Something about being a Master of Death." The man said with hesitation in his voice.
"Ignore that I have weird dreams of being in an RPG sometimes." The young man spoke with a deadpan expression in his face as he exited the vehicle with his bags.
Once more in Minato's mind.
"Arisato Kiiick-uuu!" were the words spoken as a blue flash flew straight into a pale form.
"What in the fucking dumbass shit-filled hells has gotten into you kid?" the man complained.
"Dude, the guy heard your "Master of Death" speech!" the youth retorted.
"So? I haven't caused widespread despair and destruction to your puny world…Yet," the man replied with confidence.
"Not like I care, but my defining moments shouldn't be people thinking that I have multiple personality disorder or something," the bluenette raged on.
"Kid, you have two PERSONS inside your head not personalities, the last body I had, well, he didn't have much personality anyway, heck I did all the talking." The white-haired man grinned with pride.
"Why am I not surprised?" the youth said as he smacked his face with his right arm.
Inside the dorm…
"Why the hell is there a little boy standing there?" the pale occupant of the youth's mind spoke.
"Shhh, if you ignore him, he'll think we can't see him." The bluenette mentally replied as he proceeded to the stairway.
"Hello." The little boy spoke, facing Minato.
"Kid, that kid has something off about him. Deathly off." Gig warned Minato with utmost seriousness.
"What do we do?" the young man started to panic.
"Gimme control for a sec," Gig rushed the bluenette (*insert image of Gig shoving Minato out of the way and commandeering the "controller"* )
Minato's hair started to whiten and his skin became paler as the look in his eyes changed from confusion to that of badass confidence.
"Demon Blast!" Gig yelled as black energy enveloped his arms as he tore into the freaky child before him.
"Ow. That's not nice!" the child complained without regard for the bleeding he was suffering.
"See kid? This guy isn't normal," Gig spoke as he motioned closer to the child.
"Gig? I'm all for using kids as footballs and all but, what are you doing?" Minato stared blankly as Gig motioned Minato's body towards the scary child.
"Just watch! Devour!" Gig let loose a yell as dark energy emanated from the child, changing his childish form to that of a draconic warrior with "coffins" for shields floating on his back and a disturbing sword in his hands.
"See kid! That move forces out the true contents of the soul!" Gig explained matter-of-factly.
"Woah!" was all Minato could say, still in awe of his companion's power.
The draconic creature stood still and spoke.
"I am Thanatos, emissary of death, your actions will be punished severely mortal!" the voice said in anger as it charged Gig/Minato with its sword.
"Emissary of death? Hahahaha, you overgrown asshole! I'm the Master of Death!" Gig gloated as he began draining Thanatos' energy made visible by his sword rusting and his coffin shields crumbling.
"How can this be?" the voice struggled as its power was being drained.
"Your asking how? Well, here's the secret," Gig motioned himself over the collapsed form of Thanatos.
"Your power is EXACTLY the same as mine, the only difference being, I can EAT that power and drain it out of you! Your power only lets you dish out death while my power, allows me, the magnificent Gig, to eat it! So adios asshole!" Gig let out a nefarious howl as he prepares to land a finishing blow to Thanatos.
"Who's there?" a voice echoed from the stairway, footsteps could be heard approaching the dorm's lobby.
"Aw, crap!" Gig cursed, "You," he pointed at Thanatos, "get out. It takes way too long for me to eat the soul of another death bringer, I don't wanna have to explain this to whoever gets down here, and I'm sure you won't either." He explained.
"Kuh, we will meet again and settle this when that time comes!" Thanatos foreshadowed as he vanished in the darkness.
"Who are you?" the feminine voice from earlier became clearer.
In Minato's head…
"Kid, get out there!" Gig ran back hiding in Minato's consciousness.
"I like how you handle things better," the bluenette smirked at Gig.
"I know, I'm awesome, but that's not the point. Whoever's in there might've seen your ID and you having white hair doesn't make explaining things easier." Gig elaborated.
"Fine, I'm heading out now." Minato spoke as he headed towards the *controller* for his body.
Outside Minato's mind…
As Minato regained control his hair returned to its natural blue and his skin regained their healthy color as well as the return of his drooping eyes.
"Just me, the new guy, I'm moving in today." the bluenette replied to the pink-clad girl in the stairway.
"Oh, I thought I hear another voice down here too," the girl's thoughts wandered elsewhere.
"No, just me, with no one else here to welcome me," he said sarcastically.
"Kid, this chick might be onto us," Gig said with caution.
"So, I'm Yukari Takeba and we'll be classmates in school starting tomorrow," she said curtly extending a hand out to Minato.
"Minato, Minato Arisato, fresh from Inaba," he took her hand and planted a kiss.
"Whoa, whoa what are you doing?" Yukari asked as she blushed profusely.
"Sorry, I forget which set of manners work where, that was French," he chuckled as he explained his actions.
"So, I take it your well-traveled," the girl said desperately trying to change the topic of conversation.
"Yeah, my parents died in a car accident, in fact, it was in the Moonlight Bridge here," he replied before falling into silence.
"I'm sorry for bringing that up," Yukari bowed apologetically.
"It's okay, it happened a long time ago." The bluenette tried to cheer her up.
"No, it was my mistake to bring something like that up." She said with a tone sadness.
"Takeba, is everything all right?" a more mature and feminine voice trailed on from the staircase.
Inside Minato's Mind…
"Kid, whoever owns that voice has to be fuckin' hot or there is no God in your world." Gig said in a disturbing almost stalker-ish way.
"What the hell!" Minato's words couldn't explain the shock he was experiencing at his companion's sudden and creepy words.
"Hey, don't talk smack about her or I'll rip your intestines apart AND feed them to you, with a straw! This chick is wife-material kid, I'm doing us both a favor here!" Gig defended himself in another stalkeresque tirade.
Back to Minato's reality…
"Oh no, everything is alright on this end sempai, the new student just arrived. I'll be going back to my room now." Yukari said, swiftly darting past the descending figure in the staircase.
"My name is Mitsuru Kirijo and I'm sorry for bringing you here all of a sudden." Mitsuru extended a hand.
"Play it cool kid, use that crap we learned from that French academy," Gig struggled through Minato's thought pattern.
"It is my pleasure to meet you, mademoiselle," Minato replied, taking Mitsuru's hand and planting a kiss, only doing it intentionally this time instead of an "accident" like with Yukari.
"Good work kid!" Gig gave Minato a mental high-five.
Sadly, the outcome of the event was far from what Gig had planned to happen. Mitsuru quickly knocked the unsuspecting sixteen-year old over her shoulder and planted her heel on his chest while holding onto his outstretched arm. Suffice to say, Minato was NOT having the time of his life at the moment.
"Don't be presumptuous Mister Arisato, while your decorum is perfect you are merely a new acquaintance AND the background check the Kirijo Group ran on you reported chronic womanizing with a record of Twenty-two different women, five of whom you were acquainted with at the same time AND I'm sure I don't have to bring up Kyoto. I'm not the kind of woman to go blindly charging into something without knowing the facts first. " Mitsuru revealed some rather compromising data from her bag, ranging from photos to written documents and newspaper clippings.
"Hey! Kyoto "never" happened and I'll have you know that I spent that last year celibate okay? My last girlfriend was batshit insane!" Minato recalled his last relationship ending with him escaping an Ax crazy girl, preparing to chop his head clean off.
"*Chuckle* Well, I know you'll find your stay here at SEES to be quite different from the usual drivel your used to." She laughed, leaving Minato to his own devices.
"Ok, I take back what I said, sure she's hot and all, but I'd rather my "soul mate" keep both his balls and the rest of his body intact." Gig said sarcastically.
"Agreed." Minato replied, trying to feel his arms.
In Minato's room…
"Hello again, assholes." The little boy from before stood before Minato/Gig only this time with very tattered clothes, so much that tattered was an understatement.
"Holy shit kid! Its that weirdo kid again! Quick, kick his nuts now!" Gig commanded the bluenette.
"Wait!" the child backed off defensively.
A moment of silence passed…
"I'm just here to get you to sign this" the boy motioned at a contract.
"Wait kid, in the off chance this freak here is some kind of lawyer from hell, we should read this contract." Gig exposed a rare piece of insight.
After examining the document…
"Done," Minato returned the document to the child.
"You guys suck!" the boy examined the paperwork and vanished with anger.
"What did you sign in there anyway? I was busy watching out for rugrat from Hades" Gig expressed his curiosity.
Minato grinned.
"Screw Yourself, PhD" he said with a serious expression.
"Hahahahaha! That's my soul mate, screwing around with the primal forces of reality!" Gig could only laugh.
Minato fell asleep, it was a long and exciting night.
AN: So basically we have Minato and Gig kicking Pharos' ass and epic failing in his attempt to flirt with Mitsuru. The wife crack is because the voice actor for Gig and Minato is married to Mitsuru's VA. Expect Pharos' Full Moon warnings to be hilarious.