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Please, Burn My Head
III- New School, New Hell
*ding-dong*
The school bell could be heard over the street as students rushed towards the school gate. Over the many new faces were a notable pair, a hodgepodge of pink and blue dashing pass the other students to beat the second bell.
"Do you ever take the earphones off?" the bruenette gasped for air in curiousity as the bluenette looked no worse for wear.
"Huh? Oh, I don't..." the bluenette replied absentmindedly.
The pair climbed a flight of stairs as they avoided the spaces that were cramped up because of other rushing students.
"Damn. It's like Mario being curb stomped by an army of goombas." Minato remarked.
"Kid, Mario references...Really?" Gig questioned his "soul mate's" sanity, "has the crowd melted your brain with global warming?"
Minato switched to a blank stare.
"Oh fine. Be that way, but I'm gonna raid the fridge when you sleep!" Gig threatened.
"*sigh*" the bluenette sighed in surrender.
"Hey! Our classroom is over here!" the pink-clad girl motioned her arm towards a sliding door.
"Okay, I can do it!" Minato made a mad dash towards the door as he yelled in exasperation complete with a slow motion jump scene.
The whole class stared at the young Arisato, some in awe others in confusion and most feeling like they've seen the epitome of human idiocy.
"It's okay Yukari, you don't know that guy..." the brunette tried to convince herself.
"Hey, Takeba-san! What's the big idea leaving me to the wolves back there?" the bluenette's uniform was raged from the morning "walk".
Yukari pulled off a facepalm...on herself
"Class, that's enough comotion now," the teacher diverted everyone's attention, "We have a new student, will you please introduce yourself?"
"Sure, uh, hey guys." the youth said with a shy expression.
"Awww, he's so cute," the girls were fawning over the bluenette.
"Cute? Cute! Kid, I don't give a damn that this is your first day, nobody calls us ugh cute!" Gig vented. *insert Gig "controller-jacking" scene*
"I'm just messing with you, the name's Minato Arisato!" the same voice now oozed with confidence, "but for the sake of awesomeness, you dumb fucks can call me Gig!"
"Did he just say the Eff word?" another student raised a point.
"Jew..." Gig/Minato replied.
"No, he said the fuckin' Eff word for fuck's sake, you can't say fuck in fuckin' school" the student replied.
"You, Kyle! To the principal's office. Now!" the teacher forced the student out of the class.
"Now Mister Arisato, please refrain from using such language in this institution again." the teacher calmed down.
In Minato's mind...
"Arisato Tomahawk-uuu!" Minato drew a comically-sized tomahawk and crushed Gig beneath it.
"What the freakin' hell kid! Have you gone batshit insane you psychoshit-faced douchebag?" Gig cursed profusely.
"You used profane language in my name AND messed up our chances to score with every chick in class!" the bluenette retorted.
"No scoring, we're saving our energy for the red-head," Gig's eyes gleamed.
"Hell no! You sick perverted stalker! *kick-uuu*" the blue flash smashed into a mental wall with most of Gig's face.
"What's sick about it? She reminds me of this girl from my world." Gig was lost in thought.
"Dude, are you in love?" Minato shudered at the thought.
"What! You did not just go there kid, you did not just go there! We're gonna take over this world and make her our queen and if she resists, our slave!" Gig's amorality returned to its healthy shade of "delusions of grandeur".
"Queen?" the bluenette stared blankly at the Master of Death.
"What? I like her enough to set her up that high," Gig defended himself.
"Nevermind," Minato facepalmed himself in defeat.
Back to Reality...
"Sorry about that, got carried away, adrenaline rush from that." Minato defended himself, simultaneously pointing at the hell being raised outside.
"We will only excuse your actions since this is your first day," the teacher replied, "My name is Iisako Toriumi and I'll be your homeroom teacher from now on. Please take a seat next to Takeba." the teacher pointed out a vacant chair beside the bluenette's acquaintance.
"Please let this day end," Yukari slooped down her desk in defeat.
One lunch break later...
The murmurs of the close could be heard from the next room, most of them indicating if the new student was dating Yukari Takeba.
"Sorry about last night," the bluenette said apologetically, giving her an apple.
"Last night? Way to go Yuka-tan!" a voice clearly belonging to an idiot made itself apparent.
"It's not like that Stupei and stop calling me that," the brunette countered.
"Hey Asshat, we're in the middle of a conversation here," Minato informed the intruder.
"Asshat?" the new arrival was shocked.
"Yeah, that's what I'm calling you from now on unless you have a better name," Minato smirked seeing Takeba giggle a little.
"My name's Junpei Iori and I don't take kindly to being called an asshat!" the newly introduced Junpei defended himself.
"Nah, Asshat sounds better," the bluenette retorted.
"Ugh," Asshat left in disgust.
"I've never seen anyone out annoy Junpei before," Yukari was about to laugh.
"It's one of my special talents," the bluenette said, leaning back on his chair.
"Knowing you might not be so bad after all," the bruenette gave him a smile.
"Deep shit! The new guy is getting intimate with Takeba," another annoying individual popped out.
"Waitasec," the pink-clad girl said as she headed towards the source of the voice.
The voice belonged to Kenji Tomochika, a boy who just signed his death warrant as the normally mild-mannered Yukari Takeba stuck her foot up his testicles. The reaction being an undescribable face of anguish.
"Critical hit to the 'nads! Ouch," the bluenette sympathized with the unlucky bastard.
"Kid, everyone in your fucking dorm is an insane psychobitch," Gig stared on at Kenji's execution.
"..." Minato nodded in silence.
"Nobody deserves that, not even Kenji," a tall, well-built guy in a track suit squinted at the sight of Kenji's "punishment".
"Thank God, Yuka-tan didn't blow when I messed with her," Junpei Iori/Asshat put his hat down as if in respect to the recently diseased.
Momentary silence was established, the guy in the track suit hoisted Kenji on his shoulders and dashed for the nurse's office.
"Sorry about that. Not the kind of thing that screams Yamato Nadeshiko now huh?" the girl in pink scratched the back of her head while laughing weakly.
"That was awesome, does this happen all the time!" Minato sounded impressed, but truthfully, was trying to appease the brunette.
"Just when they're being idiots," the girl giggled.
"He's a little weird, but he seems nice enough." the brunette pondered to herself.
"Hotpods for lunch, at least it's better than "Mystery Meat X"!" a student passed by the hallway with interesting news.
"Hotpods! Spooon!" the bluenette let out an odd warcry as he rushed to the cafeteria, leaving a trail of destruction in his wake.
"Then again, he could be completely insane," the girl in pink let out a sigh of disbelief.
At the cafeteria...
A humurously large pile of hotpods were stacked in a single table, on a single plate, guarded by the watchful eye of an obsessed connoisseur.
"The new guy is insane! He just bought EVERY single hotpod available." Junpei/Asshat complained with his hat covering his befuddled face.
"How can someone eat that much and still have that kind of figure?" a ganguro girl asked.
"I don't know Yuko, but we should stay away from this guy." the jock who carried Kenji to the nurse's office said out loud.
"Agreed," almost everyone in their group agreed.
Minato miraculously finished the whole set by HIMSELF...
"So, it's almost time to go home now right?" the bluenette couldn't find a better conversation starter.
"Yeah," Asshat/Iori replied.
"Let's end my first day with a bang!" the new student raised his hand in a sudden urge to further piss off the school.
"Kid, we ate a boat load of hotpods, hell, I'd tap dance with a monkey in tights if you wanted to! Now let's fuck this place up with some serious shit!" Gig encouraged the foolish decision.
Minato had prepared a get-up in case such an occasion were to pass by.
"It's crazy shirtless hippy time!" he cheered.
"Why did I get dragged into this?" Asshat/Junpei mused in his jacket nerd get-up, "green is not a good color, period."
"Hey, I'm not some kind of emo loli!" Yukari could be seen in an elegant white dress with decorative slash marks around her wrists.
"Too late, the roofies I put in your soda will last for another hour," the bluenette smirked.
"Yeah, let's tear some shit up man!" Asshat's drugs were messing with his head.
"Down with the MAN!" Yukari sounded eerily cheerful at her comment, "Whee!"
"Prepare for the end and repent feeble humans!" Minato added with a wig and yellow contacts to his ensemble.
With that, the unlikely trio began their afternoon-long reign of terror until...
"Ehem..." a familiar voice echoed passed the trio's cheering.
"Oh shit!" the bluenette's voice shifted to one of terror.
"I hope your enjoying your first day, because I'll have to execute you now"
.Dun
End