"So what do I do now?"
"It says here that…oh…"
"What?"
"Well…you aren't gonna like this…"
"What—just tell me!"
"It says here that there's no real antidote…"
"No antidote?" Dean squeaked. "But…"
"No antidote, but if you bathe three times a day with a soap containing primrose, vanilla, and spearmint, your skin will clear apace."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, in about a month…"
"Sonuvabitch!"
"It's not that bad!"
"Right. You do realize I'm basically stuck in this room? 'Cause, yeah, try explaining this? Worse yet, I'm gonna spend the whole time smelling like a girl!"
"Well, you could always stay blue…"
FIN