Authors Note: Hi guys! Ive decided to try and update this one without dramatic lagging! Well, Ive been stalking the Maka Asura group on deviant art, and well, I want to post a humorous fanfic on! This chapter will be mainly about how Asura is his usual destructive self in the mall.

Maka walked at a slow pace alongside Asura, whom was getting frustrated with the snail-girl. Now why would such a smart girl make a stupid, yet bold decision to piss off the insane Demon god? Well, obviously she had no flipping idea of why she agreed to do this. She was in the process of mentally committing suicide, until she felt a pair of familiar scarves with hands wrap around her waist. Said scarves immediately hoisted her up above Asuras head, and she was then bounced and shaken around as Asura ran aimlessly through the traffic consisting of humans, cars and garbage cans.

What do you think youre doing, you bologna brain? Put me down this instant! Maka demanded, bonking Asuras head comically.

Youre going to slow for my likings, you tinier-than-average midget! Asura retorted with a playful look of his face.

Not my fault, Yeti! she snapped back, aiming specifically towards his unusually large feet.

Hey, do you WANT me to step on you?

NO!

Well, that was a stupendous way to start the day off, now wasnt it? Maka rolled her green eyes and crossed her arms. She didnt say another word, but Asura didnt mind. He was only grateful she hadnt brought her hardcover textbook. If she had, well, then his head would probably be obsolete by now. And if his head was obsolete, he couldnt talk anymore. And if he couldnt talk anymore, then he couldnt bug Maka. And if he couldnt bug Maka anymore, she wouldnt know what he wanted to say to her. And if she didnt know what he wanted to say to her, he would die of nervousness. And if he died of nervousness, well... hed be dead. And if he was dead, he couldnt do anything to Maka. And if he couldnt do anything to Maka while he was dead, his spirit would remain earthbound. And if his spirit would remain earthbound, he would haunt Maka. And if he haunted Maka, he could say and do stuff to her. (Giggity)

So either way, he would always be with his true lo- I mean best friend in the whole wide world Maka! (Pity for Maka)

LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND! a familiar, author-note-ish voice hollered out, audible throughout Death City.

Huh? Maka and Asura thought out loud in unison.

Asura turned his head to Maka while still running. It must be God saying-

Dont go there, bucko. Maka quickly interrupted, slapping one of his scarf arms, which of course, led to her violent demise of being dropped in the middle of the road and being run over by multiple cars.

Just kidding. Of course, Asura didnt care. He just slapped her back

Hey, you nincompoop! Youre not supposed to hit a lady! Maka shrieked, engaging in an anime-fashioned cat fight with Asuras scarf arm.

Youre a lady? Sorry, I couldnt tell. Your flat chest makes you look so ambiguously gendered, you know. Asura retorted with a sly grin on his face.

What did you say? Well that must mean youre gay, because you asked me on a date! Maka pointed out.

Calm your non-existing tits, I was just joking... he said, rolling his eyes.

There you go again! Ambiguously gendered, non-existing tits, tinier-than-average midget! All of those are degrading words! she said almost immediately.

Asura drooped his lower lip, and then lowered Maka a little so she was face to face with him. Her arms were back to being crossed.

Im sorry, Maka. I really am. Asura replied honestly, lowering his eyes as well.

Maka sighed and her cheeks were a slight tint of pink. He looked like a kicked puppy. He was so cute like that... Well, this puppy was mentally insane, perverted and socially awkward. But other than that, he was still adorable.

Its okay, Asura... she replied, patting his head.

Now it was Asuras turn to blush. He was so used to her trying to split his head in half with a book, not her petting his head.

Asura decided to try his luck. He looked up at her hopefully, and extended his arms. Hug?

Maka blinked in confusion. Then she laughed a little and looked at him momentarily. Fine...

~* Extra with Author

Rose: Well?

Asura: I like hugs :3

Maka: No comment. I wanna go shopping now... to chapters!

Rose: R&R please! Stay tuned for chapter three!