Fletcher's Pov

"What. The. HELL!" Sanguine yelled and then started laughing so hard so no sound came out and he just stood there clapping his hands like a retarded seal. Val glared at him, wondering what he was on. He finally gained a little bit of composure, although he looked like he was about to throw up. I laughed.

"I'm a homicidal maniac and even I find that disturbing!" Val frowned and then her eyes widened. She looked down and paled when she saw that she was still wearing the dress. Sanguine kept laughing at her and she gave him a death glare. It was terrifying. She had gathered up a huge fireball in her hand and was about to throw it when Tanith strolled up. She saw Val still in the dress and fell down on the floor laughing so hard that tears were pouring down her cheeks. She looked back and forth between them then smiled evilly. They instantly stopped laughing.

"You think this is funny?" She said in an almost inaudible voice. Then she looked at Tanith and pointed at Sanguine. "He has a crush on you." She told Tanith with a smug grin, anticipating the reaction.

Sanguine paled and then turned red with embarrassment. Val walked up right in front of him and looked him in the eye.

"Don't mess with me." She walked back and stole my shirt and then walked behind a tree. Meanwhile, Tanith had run away and was retching behind a bush and Sanguine had run away crying.

Valkyrie had gotten payback on the both of them at the same time. And with only six words too.

Man, she was good.

Tanith's Pov

I came out from behind the bush and washed my mouth out with somebody's side tap. I walked over to a shirtless Fletcher at the same time Val came out from behind the tree. The dress was gone and in it's place she was wearing Fletcher's shirt instead. It was long enough to cover the important bits but it was still incredibly short and I saw Fletcher eyeing her up and down. I nudged him.

"Pervert." I muttered. He shrugged. He put his arms around her and my eyebrows shot through the roof.

"Since when has this been going on?" I demanded. Valkyrie smirked.

"Since about 30 seconds after Fletcher teleported you away."

"Oh. Okay then."

Valkyrie's Pov

After teleporting back to Gordon's, we all congregated into my bedroom and talked about the most random things, cause we are just awesome like that. We got bored after a while and decided to play a game where it started of as me and Fletcher fighting against Tanith. Me and Tanith weren't allowed to use magic although Fletcher was allowed to teleport because he wasn't as good a fighter. It took us almost twenty minutes, but we finally got Tanith pinned and Fletcher decided to have a bit of fun and tie her hands behind her. Then it was Fletcher and I. It turned out that his teleporting abilities were a bit too much of an advantage and he had me pinned in fifteen minutes. He tied me back to back with Tanith. Of course that was when the door to the bedroom was opened and Skulduggery strolled in, and he still had his façade on from his 'errands'. His eyebrows shot open and his jaw dropped when he saw the scene before him. Tanith and me were tied onto the floor and I had Fletcher's shirt. Fletcher was standing up with his arms crossed over his bare chest. Skulduggery finally got his wits back and yelled at Fletcher,

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?"