A/N: Had my doubts about publishing this, but I did, obviously. Thanks to Leo -Valdez -is -so -HOT, CrescentmoonofShadowclan, Daisy54154, and an unknown reviewer, for reviewing! Please continue! Ps. This chapter is kinda short, so spare me.:)

" Dude, please tell me that hot hot hottie over there, is single," James spoke as we made our way towards the outside cafeteria with Kendall and Carlos, who were whispering with each other over what had happened in Art class with that mean pale girl. What was her name?

Satan?

Yeah, that's her name. Hehe.

Let's just say it got pretty messy.

The boys had to stay after class to help clean up, and me, being the awesome pal that I am, volunteered to help, and scolded James to do the same. And the girl, well, she disappeared.

To my surprise, the school had died down, tremendously, as if we weren't celebrities at all, just some random kids just like Victoria, I mean Tori,promised.I mean, girls still asked for autographs and stuff, even some of the guys, but it was way better than trying to fight for my life. I rolled my eyes at James, trying to look casual and laid back, but I was actually feeling kind of anxious now that he asked that.

He could get any girl that he wanted. Well, if he took away the annoying, whiny, sarcastic bits out of his personality and left him with his looks. I knew he was talking about Victoria. He had been ogling her quietly ever since got here.

And there was no doubt in my mind that if he asked Victoria on a date she would agree. But I wouldn't let that happen. Besides, I saw her first and she practically held my hand! Which was still warm from her touch by the way. Warm...

"Uh dude, hate to break it to you, but you can't go after a girl if one of the Big Time Bros are attracted to them. It says so in our rule book," Kendall informed. I nodded agreeing and grinned, hurriedly switching my expression to a confused one. If the guys knew about my attraction for Victoria they would stop at nothing to get us together, not that the idea in itself is a bad thing, it just seems really annoying and unecessary. If she likes me as well, we could start on our own pace.

" We know you have a thing for Tori dude, so don't like, try to deny it or anything," Kendall said.

" Your face is practically reddening as we speak about her," Carlos added. I only shrugged and laughed nervously.

" We have a rule book?" I drew my breath and pinched the bridge of my nose.

" Yes James, we have a rule book," Kendall gritted through his teeth, as if he was restraining himself from choking James to death. I stood in between them just to be safe.

" Since when?"

" Since the sixth grade you idiot! We've been adding to it for years! Seriously what planet are you on? Or are you always this dense?" I leaned in behind James to Kendall.

" You should know the answer by now," Kendall chuckled.

" Hey!"

We exited the school hallway doors to the lunch area and I noticed the stage at the far right, where it was previously overflowing and crowded hours ago and scanned around for Tori. Suddenly I spotted her, sitting next to Andre, Cat, across from them was Beck wrapping his arm around Jade's waist. Remember Logan, she's not Satan himself, just a teenage girl with serious issues.

I tapped her on the shoulder and the guys behind me greeted the group. Tori turned to face me and grinned. Ah, those cheekbones. I swear they are like perfect. Heck, her whole face was beautiful, she was beautiful, practically glowing under the sun's rays. She smiled, displaying perfectly white teeth, the true definition of a gorgeous smile, and patted a now empty seat next to her. I gladly took it, all while trying not to look into Jade's eyes. I could feel hers on me, and it scared me.

She scared me.

" So how was your kiddie's first day of school?" Tori asked, almost jokingly in a motherly sort of tone.

" Eh," James said.

" Decent, can't say too much good about it though after I almost died today. Twice!" Kendall groaned.

" She did it!" Carlos exclaimed, pointing to Jade.

" Jade, what did you do?" Beck started.

" I squeezed paint in his eye," She said simply, as if what she had just said wasn't harmful at all. Tori's eyes widened, and Andre spit out the water he was sipping.

" All I asked, was if she could pass me the yellow paint. Not squirt some in my eye to blind me!" Jade shrugged.

"Sorry, I misunderstood," Kendall glared as did Beck, who had sighed disapprovingly.

" Why, why must you always cause trouble when it's not necessary Jade?" Tori sighed, patting Kendall on the shoulder.

" Oh Vega, you should know me by now. I simply enjoy causing trouble, and inflicting pain upon others. Practically gives me butterflies," I shivered at that and took a few steps back. Okay, she is officially psycho.

" Honey buns!" I heard a female shriek, then she appeared crushing James, who seemed freaked, though he kept his balance. She was kind of tall, with long wavy brownish red hair and tan skin. The bangles on her wrist clashed together as she giggled and let go, gleaming into his eyes, looking as if she was going to burst with happiness, seeming extremely hyper. He only smiled politely, then snapped his head towards us.

" I don't know who she is!" He exclaimed, half whispering, then turned to her.

" Who are you?" He asked.

" Trina!" The girl, that now knew as Trina ignored Tori's exasperated call and rolled her eyes.

" Did you like the present? Teen Magazine said you were quite the meat eater," Realization spread across his face and he only nodded quietly. I knew he was freaked out by it.

" Well actually, Sikowitz got it. On the head," Andre stated. Trina swatted her hand carelessly behind her, as if to shoo him away.

" Oh, he'll be fine,"

"Trina! You can't just go throwing raw produce like that! What were you thinking? That thing could kill someone! " Tori exclaimed.

" At least cook it first. Ever heard of salmonella?" Robbie said with a chuckle.

" Shut up!" Trina and Tori said at the same time. It was then that I remembered her name. Trina. Tori's extremely annoying older sister.

Yep, that totally fits.

" Avoid her eyes if you want to live gayboy," Jade joked randomly. Trina glared hatefully into her green eyes.

" Oh Jade, I've always hated you. I just don't understand why Beck would turn me down, for well...you,"Jade walked slowly, but slyly towards her, replying. Beck laughed a little, then cleared his throat when Jade whipped her head towards him.

" Well for starters, I'm actually hot. I'm a strong, independent, and, I actually have friends. Basically I'm everything you're not and more. Not to say these losers, minus Cat and Andre are my friends. Oh, and the feelings mutual. I've always had that desire to just wrap my hands around your fat neck and suffocate you," Trina, officially freaked out and clearly angered, shocked by Jade's rant, pretending to ignore her. I for one would have probably ran away at the idea of someone fantasizing about killing me on an everyday basis.

That Jade girl has backbone.

" You are like, the hottest guy I have ever laid eyes on! Please make me your girlfriend, then bride, and together we can make incredibly beautiful babies that will grow up to be underwear models and fashion designers!," I slapped a hand to my forehead.

" I can speak for gayboy when I say, not even him would want to make babies with you. You probably have all kinds of unknown diseases," Jade said laughing. I arched a brow.

" Hm, I am hot aren't I? Okay, since you got me something, I'll take you out, seeing as you are a hottie yourself. And who knows, maybe when we get married our babies will grow up to be models and designers," She practically squealed and there were several groans and gasps.

" Am I hearing correctly?" Tori asked aloud.

" Holy hell. I was wrong! Welp, I'm outta here. Fun's over," Jade exclaimed and walked away. Beck only mouthed "wow" and shook his head, following her after he waved everyone goodbye.

James' eyes widened as she grabbed his hand and started pulling him away with her.

" I can't wait to rub this into Mom's face! She always said I'd never get a boyfriend!" James looked behind him and mouthed "see ya!", giving us a thumbs up. He seemed pretty excited, and just a minute ago he was just expressing how hot he thought Tori was.

Good. Now I have a chance.

" Well, that was... ," Kendall trailed off.

" I think... I lost my appetite. Even I wouldn't date her," Robbie complained.

" Weren't you crushing on her freshman year? And that definitely won't last more than a week. Trina's bound to run him away with all her craziness. It's just too much for a guy, anyone, to handle," Andre said. Robbie sighed nodding.

" Did your mom really tell her that?" I asked Tori, and she chuckled.

" Yep,"